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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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BORED BORED BORED
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:12,
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Come to the quiz with me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:13,
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I don't think I'd get there on time
but I could help remotely.
Oh, hang on, I remember I'm not actually helpful at the pub quiz I do go to
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:15,
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There's only two teams here so far.
We stand good chance of coming at least second.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:20,
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Sounds like it's popular
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:21,
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I have this effect...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:23,
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Are you still taking your dog?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:27,
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Yep. He's say right here.
Unless any burglars are reading this, in which case he's at home on guard.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:29,
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has he scared off all your competition?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:31,
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Gonna get him a packet of crisps this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:31,
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get cheesey moments!
that's what we have at our pub quiz sometimes. The weird thing is that they are made by SMiths, but Smiths Crisps no longer exist. CREEPY, eh?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33,
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Have you checked the sell-by dates?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:35,
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Don't worry TD
Cavy is in Wales, so they just paint lumps of coal a yellowy-orange and put that in packets.
The locals go mad for it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:36,
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you get a taste for coal after a while
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37,
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I don't like coal.
It's the pits.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:37,
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That's a miner setback
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:39,
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this seams to be another pun thread
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:39,
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Maybe we should scuttle it then
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40,
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I don't want to play.
*Retires to his bunker*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41,
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You're just slack
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41,
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stop slating the poor boy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:42,
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You two. Stop quarrying.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:42,
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he's picking on me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:43,
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Me and Jerry Dammers get our solid dairy products from a subterranean facility
Operated by Herr Zoff.
I'm going to the offy now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44,
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let's face it
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41,
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Oooh
You slag (heap).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40,
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deliberately not
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:36,
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No. maybe a pepperami though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:33,
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And the dog?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:34,
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The stepson has just farted on the dog's head.
The dog looks fucking disgusted.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:40,
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Why would he do that
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:41,
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He thinks it's funny.
The dog disagrees.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44,
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Well, the dog needs to get over himself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:44,
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He will as soon as he can breathe again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:47,
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hahaha
What has the stepson eaten?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:48,
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A nest of badgers, by the smell of it...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:51,
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Ohh, he's badger baiting your dog.
Not wonder he has the hump.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:52,
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Have a wank
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:15,
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you always say that like I haven't already
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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Have another one
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:16,
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saving it for later
dont' want to rub it away completely
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:21,
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You'll have arms like Popeye
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:22,
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Like Michael Clarke Duncan
only a pale blue-ish white.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 20:48,
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