Where is everyone?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:02, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Entertain me, Jeff.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I thought you were at the quiz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Yeah, we are.
But it's only taking about half my brain power.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Ask us some questions from the quiz

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Question one.
Who is the biggest bender on OT and why.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Fair enough.
I've eaten my dinner, but I'm not going to have another Nobbly Bobbly.

There is shite on the telly this evening, I might put a film on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)

i wish i had ice cream right now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)

What ice cream would you get if you could.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)

um
dunno. Perhaps one of those ones with bits of toffee in it. Or strawberry.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Have a Cornetto.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)

oh I could totally go for one of those
but I seem to be eating too much at the moment anyway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I fully expect all of the ladies to be on crash diets prior to JeffSTOCK

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

that is way too much pressure!
How about if I eat more, then that lets the others off the hook as they will look better in comparison?

/scoffs a hundred weight of chocolate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)

So are you getting yourself a pirate outfit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)

we've been through this
I don't have to *get* a pirate costume...my tricorn hangs on the back of my lounge door and my pirate jacket is on the coat rack at work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)

I thought you were joking.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)

ha!
well I won't wear it, don't worry. Although...the tricorn is looking pretty tempting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)

You could put one of the pigs on your shoulder
As a sort of avante-garde parrot.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)

hahaha
That would be outstanding.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Well they're both indigenous to South America
It could be a post-modernist statement.

Are there post-modernist buccanneers?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)

As the very least, you need to get a photo of yourself in such a pose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Just one?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Give it to me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Can we harmonise?
"Dee-licious Ice creeeeam, From Italeeee".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Dee-licious Ice creeeeam, From Italeeee

You must be joking, they're fifty-pee!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Now advertising car insurance on a small screen near you.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Have a wank

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)

I might do some ironing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Living on the edge

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)

It's all about life in the bus lane.
I'm in danger of buying stuff I don't need.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Speaking of which/whom
How long before Barry's latest tale of woe?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)

He had plans to take a lady out this evening.
MDMA was mentioned. So I'd imagine about 3am tomorrow morning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)

He was explaining this on Friday
Good old Barry - I ought to come here more often to keep up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Is saturday night
the Barryoaks omnibus?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Normally we get that on a Sunday.
But he is out filming a new episode.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

He should have timed it so it could be an Easter special

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

He was being blown out over the Easter period.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)

that long has got to hurt your jaw

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)

extreme ironing like those internet dudes used to do in the olden days

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)

I'm half-here
I'm doing several other things too, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Back from the offy

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)

What did you get?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Two fine bottles of Pinot Grigiot at half price
And 20 tabs at stupid price.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

How much are twenty tabs these days?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

£6 fucking 50 fucking 3
Time to give up. Mind you I said that when they hit £5.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Ouch.
I'm pleased I'm on the Cutters.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I don't even smoke a good brand any more
Haven't a clue how much Rothmans would be now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Probably seven quid or more I'd imagine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Never got the hang of rollies
I could buy a roller I suppose.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)

If you buy 'baccy, skins and filters and nothing else.
You'll soon find a way to make them, assuming you really want a smoke.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Smoking's for muppets, like.
Just saying.
How's things round these parts these days?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)

And waltzing's for dreamers and losers in love
Y'reet, marra?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

As bonny as a bonny thing ;)
Garden is coming up nicely, did some nice masonry yesterday, family all well (apart from the 'rents obviously) and I'm hardly drinking at all these days. Smug as fuck, thanks ;)
Yee?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)

On the whole fairly smart
Getting over the early-days self employment jitters now and making a living out of it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Good effort, bonny lad.
It's a solitary furrow to plough.
Happy for you that it's finally paying off.
I was listening to The New Fads last album "Love it all" earlier today and thought of you. How beautifully gay is that? Do you know it? A marvellous piece of vinyl.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)

I am utterly ignorant of The New Fads I'm afraid.
I did a sort of psychological self-diagnosis before going out on my own.

I've got the rental income which more or less covers day-to-day expenses but should be my retirement fund, but I didn't realise just how scary it would be at first.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)

They are really popular at the moment.
But they won't last....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Lol good one ;)
I don't think they've released anything since about 1995 ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Things be fine.
Not a lot going on round here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Considering that the pension money ran out twenty years ago and we are plummeting towards peak oil
the jokes on every one else
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Are you channelling Woodside tonight?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)

No. But I am capable of being verry cynical
this is a useful skill as it is the next best thing to years of actual experience.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I have years of actual experience
I don't tend towards the apocalyptic, although I do despair a little at times.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)

And you can spell.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Willenium can usually spell too.
If theirs' onbe thing i hate....
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Sorry guys,
Forgot the proof-reading step.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)

£7.15 form my tobbaconist

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Double-you tea eff?
Thanking fuck I canned the cane 6 years ago.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)