For 7 years, 5 months and 20 days I've been The Disappointed - never changed it.
Bobby changes his name every couple of days.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:13, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I changed to willenium after about two months
stayed the same ever since
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)

In the very very early days I had another name
But I can't remember what it was.

This account has always been TD. Don't think I've even changed it for seasons.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

I still have the same marquee text from 2004

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Shit yes, you're a lower number than me.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

youngsters

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)

This was all fields etc..

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)

I remember the first QOTW
it was a thread on /board
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Wasn't it something similar to housemates from hell?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)

possibly
I remember answering, but not what it was
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

I lol'd at nearly every answer

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

and the days when the compo wasn't voted on
but had someone pick the winners each time. I came second twice (possibly 3 times, don't remember)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)

So how did you get on here?
First time - the one I can't remember - a mate sent me a link.

Second time - this account - I was working nights and bored shitless and remembered the link.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

I friend sent me a link to 'Tales of the Blode' and I followed the links from rathergood.com

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

for some reason I found something on underpants toast
It's possible I had an idea and just searched it online. I think it was between that and Hatt Baby and the singing kittens. Was getting bored of the NTK (Need To Know) newsletter and changed to B3ta. Was on /board for a few years, then 4rthur, then there was a break (with a little lurking on /board) and then here when I started living on my own and being all shutin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I'm trying to remember my mate's user name
But he put a lot of Kitty No-Hands stuff on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

And OT was years off

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

That's some low user number you got there

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Back then this was all fields
And everyone seemed to work in IT. I lurked for about a year before I joined.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Hes been two different people today.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Is that a personal best?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

No idea.
The natural reaction is to ignore.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)

I have never ignored anyone

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I don't mean 'put on ignore' just
'Hmm, is that Bob or not?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Optimus prime is the key

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I'm by no means welded to b3ta
But regardless of his nom de jour I always know it's Bobby.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

I go through phases,
I spent most of 2006 on b3ta, and was sad enough to be here on new years 2008
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Think I did one New Year.
These aren't good memories...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

My first response to being shaken out of bed by the earthquake in the same year
was to discuss this matter on /talk
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I have posted precisely once on /talk
It moves too fast for me. At least, it did.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

The gay shift is noted for its huge level of thread rushing
but yes, it is too fast. Hence the need for OT.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)

I thought O/T arose from sub-answers to QOTW

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)

That too

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Three actually!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

It's fun to change it. Plus I don't care if anyone steals em

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

I would like mod powers just to satisfy my curiosity
such as who is name squatting, and who is the most ignored b3tan
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

I'm considering ignoring al. I reckon I change my name(s) the most.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I don't see the point

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

In what?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Ignore.
Surely it's easier to post pictures of that Welsh Lad who ended up doing time for trolling and telling them it's all going in 'the file'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

I assume it is for people who aren't capable of just ignoring what someone says.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)

(I'd reply to ^ but I think it'll be more amusing to ignore it)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

THAT'S IT IM PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)

(who said that?)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Just tired of it all really and can't be fucked to even acknowledge it anymore.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Well, fair enough, it's just that if there is a thread started by someone you've got on ignore
You won't see it.

But considering the quality of OT these days, that's no bad thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Exactly, night shift is my scene anyway

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Why do we have to have you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)

He'll change his tune after the weekend.
When he realises we're all dead strange.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Cow

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Cr3 refused to answer the ignore one
on the grounds of the eleventh commandment : Thou shalt not give trolls a score.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Is that a mod? I don't know who any are?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Cr3 is indeed a mod
So is god. He nawty stepped me once.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

What was your crime?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)

What did you do?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Posted a link to eFuckt.com
It was a naked black midget starting a fight in a pr0n studio
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Sweet

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)

here you go.
www.b3ta.com/links/235413
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Git
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I also did this to say sorry
www.b3ta.com/links/235422
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)

I'm assuming you fell foul of /links' favourite trick there?
I didn't click just in case. Despite being massively into midget porn or whatever it was supposed to be...

Edit: or apparently not?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Its now kittenwar

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Yeah, I thought it was going to be I Love Horses

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)

It's OK, you're not at work now (I presume)
It's...it's...KITTIES!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Good to see J*hled trotting out his usual gimmick of calling people teenagers.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)

You're a sort of /Talk/OT/QOTW crossover Woodside.
A man of many talents, if you will.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Woodside is one of the few B3tans I have met IRL

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)

And me.
A very sound man indeed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)

It was at the pontefract bash

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)

For the good of humanity I'd rather not talk about the day I met Woodside.
I also met AA. And Bella...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

I'll be at the Leeds bash

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Depends on work.
Saturdays and Sundays are my busiest days of the week.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)