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A Monday morning de-cluttering threadAre you a hoarder or do you bin off your possessions? It was a "free listing" weekend on eBay this week. Are you "into" buying/selling on it? Best and worst sales/purchases?
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How many different types of weather are we going to have today? How many times will I have your Mum?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 6:40,
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I used to hoard things like mad.Now I just keep the really important things in a box under my bed, or in the scrapbook I made.
We've only had one type of weather here today - nice and sunny. And I think you'll have a hard time having my mum, given that she's here in the antipodes with me.
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I'll have her by proxy thenI keep odd things but not much
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:04,
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Mornin' Sportscow, How'sit?I'm only a hoarder for obsolete PC components and clothes I don't wear.. The only reason I horde those is because I recently got stuff out of various storages after being homeless for a bit. Looking forward to getting some ebay'ing done now that I'm not spending all my money on weed - but living on benefits doesn't give you much to play around with at the best of times..
Hoping we'll stick with the one type of weather today being sunny. Think the weather has been a bit less volatile down south.. I'm debating whether I can be bothered to walk 10 miles to see some mates so it wants to stay sunny if I do...
If you see my mum, tell her to give me a call..
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Oh god, you're a benefit scrounger?Why don't you get a job instead of sponging off my hard earned taxes?
And how are you allowed internet when you don't have a job?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:40,
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I'm 'allowed' internet because I pay for itAnd I've had jobs in the past, so I've paid my fair share of taxes as well. I'm signed off work because of health problems, not because I'm too lazy and feckless to get a job
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Sounds like the kind of bollocks excuse a lazy scrounger would come up with.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:53,
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VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:17,
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God I feel awful.The breakfast I had yesterday has near killed me.
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:45,
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It did look quite impressive.Did you manage the chicken breast?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:48,
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I told them not to cook itAs I thought it would go to waste.
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:13,
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I have hoarding tendencies When I moved out of my house and into a furnished flat I got rid of so much stuff - tons binned and a dozen boxes given to charity. But I could easily start again if I don't watch it.
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:47,
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Did you get your job in London?(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:48,
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Yes, I start at the end of the monthGot to start packing again, got a flat in Whitechapel to move into if the letting agent gets his finger out of his arse.
Now that I've made an offer on a place he seems much less interested in sorting everything out. It's almost as if he was never really my friend AT ALL!
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The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 7:57,
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I'm shocked that a letting agent would appear friendly until such time as they have your money.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:01,
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He must have been a 'rogue agent'. Normally they're just delightful, genuine peoplewho definitely don't reek of cheap aftershave, ever.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:24,
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Dangerously close to Tayyabs, Needoos and Monty(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:05,
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I will have him 25 stone and mad from drugs within six months.This is my pledge.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:06,
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It'll be like looking in a hairy mirror(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:07,
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Also, morning everyoneI'm worried that I might actually like running....
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:00,
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It's strangely addictive isn't it.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:01,
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The feeling of well-being, yes for sure, but I have never managed to enjoy the actual running bit.It's all rather undignified. Last time I went,, some 'chicks' took pictures of me.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:25,
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Oddly, yesSticking to 10K at the moment, just to build up my stamina. Then going to enter the Great North Run in September
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:17,
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Hey Monty.It was a picture of the Herald Of Free Enterprise today.
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:29,
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HahahahFunnily enough I was thinking about that this morning already. I have been increasingly revolted by the 'Titanic' mania gripping the media, some restaurant has recreated the last meal served on it, etc. Very poor taste if you ask me - then I got to thinking about other famous disasters and wondered if my local chippy would do a Herald of Free Enterprise 'last meal' menu of chips and mayonnaise.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:37,
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I remember being really annoyed that the Saturday morning children's programmes were all cancelledSo that they could show constant footage of a ferry lying on its side.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:40,
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Best Saturday morning ever**apart from 'Five Star-gate'
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:43,
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I remember this tooNo fucking Transformers
PAH!
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:02,
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Surely a roll would be involved?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:01,
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I prefer the term 'fresh-dipped b-roll' personally(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:06,
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I'm fighting my hoarding tendenciesWhen I moved out of my last place (a 3 bed flat) I binned - wait for it - an entire builder's skip of crap. That's eight cubic yards of stuff I was certain I would use at some time, some of it still in the bags/boxes from seven years before when I'd moved in.
I now have a declutter every month.
Alt: Hopefully we'll only have one type of weather today and you'll not have my mum at all. She's dead.
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Ah but...... I should have said dead AND powdery - she was cremated.
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He'll mix her up with some vaseline and stuff her into an oven glove.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:11,
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Are you seriously telling me that this didn't raise a chuckle?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:37,
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That's it Al!I'm deleting you off facebook.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:38,
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OH FUCK NOT AGAIN!(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:41,
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WILL YOU NEVER LEARN?????(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:43,
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Have some stuff in a storage unit which I need to sort through. Some of it (eg motorbike leathers) I will sell. The rest will be binned.Best recent purchase is an iPad. The next one I hope will be Apple TV with a netflix account. Will then get rid of Sky movies.
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Battered That's the motherfucker that had me busted, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:12,
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I'm very clutter free.I use eBay all the time, get half my threads off there. Selling is a nightmare though, I just use private forums. It's free and not populated by cunts.
Alt: I'm walking through Liverpool Street now and the sun is beating down, I think it'll stay like this, which reflects my current mood. Barry is one happy chappy, big hugs to all.
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I stayed at hers. No funny business, I don't put out that easy. I can confirm she has a lovey fanny though.
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You should get her a card from Moonpig to let her know.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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.... hay, [female b3tan name], do you mind making a card for Baz?(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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So what did you getCloth tits, inside tops or thigh hands?
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:34,
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I only tend to hoard DVDs and gamesAnd even them I get sick of from time to time. I've shopped on eBay a few times, it's saved me a lot of money, including the time I managed to get a full corset set for the missus for £35.
Alt: 7 types of weather, and 0 times, as I can honestly assure you, she's not even worth the drive, let alone the dig.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:32,
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I am the hoard-meister. I am the human Smaug, the original mongol hoarder.However I prefer the term 'specialist collector'. Lusty would prefer a minor house fire.
I've pruned my sneaker collection down to about twenty pairs, and next month I am getting more racking for the excess vinyl that's piled up on the floor, and a wall rack for my 45s. This will make the flat look a bit larger. But we also have 7 and a half guitars and I own a lot of books, so it's a losing battle.
I will not sell my stuff, though - I've done that before in hard times and then had to re-buy all my old records again for many times more than I paid for them previously. Not happening.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:33,
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I had easily 60-70 at one point, including multiple pairs of the same ones bought in the sales.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:38,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1588275
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:40,
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I prefer the term 'fresh-dipped B-boy' personally.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:41,
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I prefer the term 'fresh-dipped B-boy' personally.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:45,
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I think racking for records is a good idea in principle,but then I look at the price of it and think about how many records I could buy with the same money.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:35,
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I have a wall of crates, plus mountains of them on the floor and in my DJ boxes and bags.The crates were custom made and I can't get any more, but the double cube versions of these are almost identical so I am getting them from here:
www.i-cubes.co.uk/
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:40,
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MONTY THEY'RE ON SALE QUICK QUICK QUICK BUY THEM BUT THEM NOW QUICK!!!!!(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:43,
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It's like you can see into my mind.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:44,
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HAHA!(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:51,
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these appear to be 4 pieces of ply of equal sizes joined together and painted garish colours; and they want £25?(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:23, Reply)
He can't even make a correctly-spelled coherent sentence in his supposed mother tongue, ffs.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:34,
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I don't even want the coloured ones.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:33,
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I'm down to about forty trainers/shoes now. Used to be about seventy which is just fucking stupid.
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I own about 3 pairsI need a shopping spree
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:16,
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A man needs a different jacket and pair of trainers for each day of the month. (, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:19, Reply)
I don't have a different jacket for each day of the working week Baz(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:21,
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The only things I keep hold of are records and instruments.But I think there is a fine line between hoarding and collecting.
However, Mrs Dupinblue is a terrible hoarder and our house is a clutter of books and clothes. Since having children she has extended this to include toys as well.
Alt: As many times as you had her yesterday, I would think.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:34,
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Ah, instruments! *looks around shiftily*I couldn't bring myself to declutter them. I currently have 8 guitars (1 'silent', 1 7-string, a double-neck, a steel-bodied resonator and 4 acoustic/electric 6-strings) a Mandola and a bass recorder. Can't think of a reason to get rid of any of them.
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I donated my Ibanez Roadster piece of shit to our ICT apprenticeGot it for £30 in a house clearance auction
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:07,
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FFSThere's weird chap who works in our warehouse who had Friday off because of some drama over his son. I asked him what that was about and he says his son told him he had a massive lump on his bollock.
He then said 'Who'd have kids eh? Oh, hang on, you have a daughter, don't you? You've got all this to come, then', to which I felt duty bound to reply 'what, testicular cancer scares? I doubt it, to be honest'
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:51,
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The amount of shit you've taken, if she sprouts trouser eggs then it wouldn't be that surprising.
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After 6 trips to the local tip and £100 to a man with a vanI have very little junk left.
My vinyl is at my parents' house and I have one large box of photos/memories/shite. Anyone who visited my very old massive cluttered previous home will know what a big deal this is.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:57,
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I tried and failed to drill into a lintel over the weekend to mount a blindso a glued a piece of wood up and screwed into that as well, this ripped the wallpaper off, so i reglued the wood to the plaster, this ripped the plaster off, so I reglued it to a lower layer of plaster, this ripped that off
I hate DIY.
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It would have been more satisfyingin other news I made Butter Balti Chicken last night with coconut rice, which was epic
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He comes bouncing back for more(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:25,
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I think I've lost weight recentlyever since I had that 24hr stomach bug I've had little appertite
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It's probably aids. The bad kind.(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:27,
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Now that sounds excellentI love butter chicken
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:25,
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It was so easy as wellI've now got to the point where I have nearly al ingredients for Indian cooking in my cupboard, makes it much less daunting.
I do need a pestle and mortar though.
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I have a stone oneThey are excellent
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28,
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grinder's probably better for indian stuffpestle and mortar is a fanny for getting fine powders.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:51,
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Could I commission some record boxes from you, please?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:34,
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Sure thing, now do you need them to be solid/secure/not dangerous?No? then i'm your man. I can bring my own waterproof trousers as well
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Just stop pissing yourself, eh?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:40,
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How do you manage to fail at drilling a hole?I mean no disrespect.
Haha j/k of course I do.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:39,
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The lintel is too hard...I haev a new drill bit and everythingcurtains and blinds are my Everest
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What's it made out of? Did you drill a pilot hole?Did you manage to buy a masonry bit?
Patronise, patronise, patronise, you get the idea, I'm sure.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:44,
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I have a masonary bit fo sho, although it may now be blunt as it got "quite hot"(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)
It will be a steel lintelso you need an HSS bit.
You fucking tool.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:52,
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I'd love to have been there to see it.I would have laughed. I would not have lifted a finger to correct him.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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I would have enjoyed watching as he destroyed his masonary bitand then after getting annoyed and cursing his "useless fucking drill" suddenly looking pleased as the idea of using glue occured to him.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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I'm astonished he didn't just go straight down the No More Nails route.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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He was better in D12 I thought(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:01,
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Yeah, it's greatif you want to do a shoddy job and never want to take whatever it is down ever again.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:03,
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nah, it feels rough when i have a poke around so i think it's concretei had the smae problem in my last flat, i think lintels hate me
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If your masonry bit got hot and bluntthen it's not concrete. Masonry bits are designed to cut through concrete and brick. That's kind of their raison d'etre.
Usually I wouldn't point out the blindingly obvious, but you know. Situations etc.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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nah, it could beThere was a habit a while back of putting shed loads of pebbles in the concrete for lintels. My old place darn sarf was like that. Only an SDS drill will touch that kind of shit, you need the extra hammer action to shatter the pebbles. Matron.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:01,
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He should have read this.www.wikihow.com/Drill-Into-Concrete
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:03,
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HahahaYou could hang a killer blind with that thing.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:04,
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you could hang Barry White with that thing.Edit - It's monday, and so my humour glands are off-kilter - can we just pretend that I did the following?
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:11,
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if it's concrete with pebbles inyou'll need an SDS drill.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:59,
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Ebay? Never heard of it.I have computers for old dears today. That should be fun. Sigh.
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b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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I actually dread to think what delights await me there(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:26,
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Pretty sure it does what it says on the tin.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28,
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It certainly made for a confusing wank(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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When I moved from my last place to my new place I filled about 15 industrial sized bins full of stuff.Probably tens of thousands of quids could have been made on ebay. I didn't even bother to go into my attick on account of me not going up there for a year so its not like I use anything up there. The only thing up there that I know about and miss was an electronic guitar and N64, that I was gonna give away anyway. Whoever next rents out that flat is gonna hit the jackpot if they ever go up there.
The weather is gorgous, it's a glorious day, but I feel like there is a knife in my guts 'till my tablets kick in. OH WOE IS ME, THIS WRETCHED DESEASE IS A CURSE.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28,
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I always check in the atticJust in case there is some forgotten treasure.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:37,
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They tend to struggle lessand they aren't going to tell anyone.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:41,
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I am hanging this morning.I had a couple of ciders last night in preparation for ciderboating. Crippled, I am. I have an old school comedy hangover; pounding head, sunglasses indoors, telling people not to shout and all the fun of the fair.
I hoard. I am a hoarder. I have a PS3 I never use. I could easily eBay it for a tun, but I just can't bring myself to do it.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:29,
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I have an Xbox 360 thing to make me look like a cool kid.I haven't used it since we moved and I can't safely use Rock Band at parties.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:32,
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:39,
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I've got a load of puppies and the van of sexual urgency for that.(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:40,
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My brother got so drunk at my house on Saturdaythat when he got back to Leighton Buzzard he got into bed with his missus' mate. Not in *that* way, he just dove in and started happily snoring away, apparently. She told him to go home and he did - woke up in his own home none the wiser until he was told of his antics later on.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38,
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He went to Leighton Buzzard on purpose?Oh dear, he must have been drunk.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:45,
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It's not so bad, as far as commuter belt satellite market towns with nothing to do in them, go.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:46,
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I've never been, to be honest.It's not like blind, ignorant snobbery is a trait of those brought up in Surrey, or anything.
Quality name, though.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:47,
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Kajagoogoo were from there. That is all you need to know.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:57,
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I'm surprisingly fresh.Despite having a ton of cocktails last night. My wallet however is in tremendous pain seeing as they were £14 a go.
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I'm usually fine on cocktails, lots of fruit juice etc.Apparently cider gives me a bad hangover. I'm going to be blind on Sunday, I think.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:54,
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Beer does me over. It's weird, if I have tons of the stuff I'm fine. But it's when I have four or so pints that the next day I get the worst hangover in the world. Doesn't kick in until I've been awake for a few hours either, it's horrendous when I'm out of the house and it hits me out of nowhere.
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Stunned has already vowed to piss the bed.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:09,
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That man is all class(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:14,
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I'm trying to de-clutter the flat at the moment.I've got far too much sports equipment. And kitchen equipment. And books. Definitely too many books.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:31,
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If you have a food mixer that works but you don't want, I'ld be happy to take that off your hands.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:31,
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I've got three, sadly.Magimix, a hand blender/chopper thing and a Kenwood Chef. But I need them all, they do different things.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:33,
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Sweet, deffo them all being handy.I wanna get one like the Kenwood Chef so I can make cakes and stuff like that and bring it into work and everyone will be like "Oh gonz ! You are such a good chef, have you meet my single female good looking friend?".
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:37,
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While cakemaking skills are goodthey tend to attract hot single chicks' mums, rather than the ladies themselves.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:43,
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Female's female, innit.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:46,
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every hole's a goal, Gonz.(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:49,
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I have a magimix. It's fucking excellent. Makes great smoothies.(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:46,
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They are fucking excellent if expensive. The lid on mine cracked after 7 yearsand the dough hook is broken. But a new lid and dough hook was about £100, so I bought a kenwood instead and partially fixed the magimix lid with gaffer tape. it does need a skewer jammed in sideways to release the safety lock though.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:48,
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Does that gaffer tape also keep your trousers waterproof?(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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Why yes, yes it does.Would you like me to tell you about it?
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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Ideally, yes.Could I ask that it be in excruciating detail, please?
Thanks in advance.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:04,
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its alright, being insulted by you is like watching a downs syndrome baby get dressedit struggles, gets all worked up and eventually shits itself ina fit of tears
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Surely this has to top the popular page.Quinten I love you sometimes.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:28,
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Kroney died this morningIt's very sad.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:48,
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How was Faliraki anyway?Did you and ve lads SHAG LOADS OF BIRDS?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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I'm not quite dead yet, but it can't be long.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:02,
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We're just disappointed you've come back.(
b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:48,
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He's already told her twiceOr she went jogging.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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You fucking cuntI've got a bad cold if that helps.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:49,
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it's just climate adjustmentyou'll be fine in a month or so. Been to Lebowskis yet?
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:50,
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did you test out any of the black or white russians?(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:13,
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Nah, not yet.It's all right to start the night but they had some fiddle-dee-dee shite band there last time so we legged it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:16,
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yeah .. I'm not sure I like the bar particularlybut the range of russians is outstanding.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:17,
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It's not even a bad cold.It's just a head cold. I was trying to make you feel better.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:05,
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'Nice' biscuits are worst.Most inaccurate name since Barry White.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:13,
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Great Grandma used to get those. Big useless crunchy bits of sugar on them.
Nana used to get Malted Milk biscuits. We got proper biscuits in our house.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:15,
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They're alright..I prefer Rich Tea for a boredom biscuit.
And let's face it, without a filling or a chocolate coating it's a boredom biscuit.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:22,
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I FUCKING LOVE THEM THE MOSTESTThose or Butter Keks
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:25,
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you've ruined this threadif it comes in its own wrapper it's a chocolate bar, not a biscuit
now fuck off
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It's mostly biscuit you titIf I was expecting a chocolate bar and got given that piddling thing I'd smash the house up
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:26,
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standard response from a scouser reallyif its individually wrapped its a chocolate bar
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How is a piddling Rocky biscuit a chocolate bar you povvo(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:31,
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i'll give you thatsome biscuits fall outside the definition of a standard hobnob, but aren't quite a full chocolate bar
i'll arrange a committee
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Aldi used to do stem ginger biscuits, they were fantastic(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:26,
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You're missing out.It's not as shit as Lidl you know.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:30,
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:11,
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i am a hoarder but more out of laziness than anything elsethe flat looks immaculate, but god help you if you open a cupboard door. then i have mad clearing phases and chuck everything out.
i used to buy a lot of books on ebay, not done so for years. worst drunken purchase EVER: a flashing neon blue light that said "massages" (i thought it would be funny to put it over my flatmate's bed, ignoring the facts that (i) i couldn't put that kind of thing up if my life depended on it; (ii) it came from singapore and thus had the wrong kind of plug; (iii) it simply wasn't funny).
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:07,
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Oh I entirely disagreewatching you try and put it up would've been hilarious. Even funnier than watching Naked Ape demolish his house whilst trying to put up a blind.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:11,
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I don't even know what a lintel is. (I think it's just a support)In the same way a painter and decorator doesn't know what an interlocking clause is.
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If he decided to do a DIY on whatever an interlocking clause is used forI'd expect him to do his research and I'd laugh at him if he didn't and subsequently fucked it up.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:18,
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Yeah, I think you're probably right. I don't do DIY because I am a cack handed twat. And everything takes so long.
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I find the best way to do DIY is to pay someone else to do it.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:24,
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They're the horizontal top stones at Stonehenge.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:22,
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I drunkenly bought a door for a bookshelf I didn't own online from Ikea a couple of months back.Waste of forty quid that was. I've also bought silk boxer shorts off eBay whilst pissed, it turns out they were silk boxING shorts, to be worn whilst fighting in a ring. Were about a 38" waist as well if I remember right. I shouldn't be allowed internet access after having alcohol.
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barry, i think she's calling you fat and asking if you want a fight(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)
If he was fat and old he'd look like Gerbanguly Berdimuhamedov (
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:24,
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Is that the weird cartoon they used to have on C4 when it first started?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:25,
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No, was that the thing that looked like a turnip?Ornebad Strönengen or summat
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:28,
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Murun Butchstansagur(
The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 11:08,
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