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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He's only looking at 21 years if he's convicted, and found not mad.
So he sounds reasonably sane to me.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)
77 people dead, 21 years in jail...if he survives
Seems slightly lenient
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)
There's indefinate detention if he is still considered a risk to himself or others
but 21 years is the maximum you can get in Norway.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
he won't only serve 21 years
they have the mandate to never release him. 21 years is merely the maximum standard murder sentence in Norway.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
A little over three months for each life and
he will still only be 54 when he gets out.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
small price to pay in the war on brown people

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
He should be released at weekends.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
this is what i love about the internet
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
*agrees with Quinten*
oh wait.....
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
You are so much better than everybody

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
this is the most correct thing posted by anyone today

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)

this is what i love about the internet
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
textbook

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
your copy/paste skills are as poor as your legal knowledge
you didn't even get the first line in the header :(
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
i LOL'd
although i also hate myself for saying it: quentin has actually gotten better recently. hmmmmm.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
What happened to you Swipe.
You used to hate all the good posters, now look at you, you're praising Quniten and we had a pleasant conversation just the other day.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
hey hey hey, don't let's go sucking anyone off just yet
i said he had got "better". that doesn't mean he shouldn't still die in a fire. and i had my fingers crossed when i was typing to you, so ner.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
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(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
weird, i just made this exact joke to the ex
who is waiting for test results (no, not AIDZ before you say it).

great minds think alike
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Is it cancer?
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
it could be cancer of the cock?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Has he got a lump on his cock?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Not any more!
badumtish
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
no, it's nowhere near his cock
it's a collarbone thing. but that's not as good a story.

cancer of the cock it is.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
cancer of the collarbone?
nasty.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
He has a cock on his collarbone
and it's got cancer.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
bollocks

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
that would be handy
you'd never need to buy a lollipop ever again.

reminds me of an old favourite: "he's as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop".
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I've never understood why it is that when they use strap ons in lesbian porn flicks
they insist on fellating them.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
i presume it's because they think the men watching like to see that
i don't know if this is an accurate or a fair assumption.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
To satisfy straight blokes,
who are jacking off over their screens. I of course, have never watched porn online.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Wait... hang on...
You can get porn online now?
Why did nobody tell me?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Certainly none with anyone who wasn't white and british.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I, for one, am against the Islamification of pornography.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
*Shudders*

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE MANCHESTER AREA

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
that's basically how humans work, though.
the fuckwits.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
then you and i are clearly some new master race
are there any scandinavian islands you fancy visiting with me?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
the problem is they're all prepared now.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I reckon you could take Thanet unawares

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
FUCKING THANET I FUCKING HATE THANET
FUCK OFF THANET

CUNTS
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
The only place I can recall visiting in Kent is Sheppey.
What a toilet.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
all of kent needs burning to the ground and starting again

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
It's France in all but name.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
even france has more class than that shithole

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Sheppey is actually a very picturesque spot to visit.
it's just the inhabitants. Most resemble the bald ones from Eastenders.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
That happens alot.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
"I ACCIDENTALLY set off a bomb in the high street and opened fire on
a youth group with several automatic and semi-automatic weapons by ACCIDENT. Y'honour. I'm also totally mad. Baaa. See?"
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
do that in uxbridge
and they'll give you a medal
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
They'd call you a crime prevention officer.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)
uxbridge really is a case for mandatory vasectomies at birth

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
If you go "baaaaaa (I'm a sheep)" in uxbridge.
They put your hind legs in the wellies and walk you to the edge of a cliff.

Ok, maybe not uxbridge, but I'm some parts of the country.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
nah, he wants to be declared sane.
insanity invalidates his mandate rather.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Yes, shooting up an island of teenagers
is certainly the action of a sane man. He'll have no trouble convincing the jury of that one!
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I don't think the trial or the jury decides that though, does it?

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Whoever, whatever
not really important.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
A fair and true justice system isn't important you are correct

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I should be in charge of justice.
I'd be awesome at it. Screw trial by your peers. TRIAL BY COMBAT.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
The accused would have to wear a lizard suit
and fight me in a quarry whilst I throw polystyrene rocks at them.

All with that der der der der deerrrrr derder music being piped in.

HAMMERPUNCH
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Being declared insane also means he'll be stuck away for life
instead of the maximum 21 years if he's tried and found guilty.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
*sigh*

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:54, Reply)
possibly, but like we said up there
the max 21 years doesn't really apply, he can be imprisoned for "life" if he's considered a danger. It's only the same as the way sentencing works here really.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
If he spends the whole 21 years going "I can't wait to kill more children" they don't go, "dammit, we've just got to let him out"

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
sounds like maybe they should, before Breivik I'd never even heard of Norway

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
What I didn't quite get was the dozen or so people who not only shook his hand but bowed their heads at him.

(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)

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