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it could be cancer of the cock?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Has he got a lump on his cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Not any more!
badumtish
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
no, it's nowhere near his cock
it's a collarbone thing. but that's not as good a story.

cancer of the cock it is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
cancer of the collarbone?
nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
He has a cock on his collarbone
and it's got cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
that would be handy
you'd never need to buy a lollipop ever again.

reminds me of an old favourite: "he's as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I've never understood why it is that when they use strap ons in lesbian porn flicks
they insist on fellating them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
i presume it's because they think the men watching like to see that
i don't know if this is an accurate or a fair assumption.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
To satisfy straight blokes,
who are jacking off over their screens. I of course, have never watched porn online.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Wait... hang on...
You can get porn online now?
Why did nobody tell me?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Certainly none with anyone who wasn't white and british.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
I, for one, am against the Islamification of pornography.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
*Shudders*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED IN THE MANCHESTER AREA

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)

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