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This is my last day off and there are two geordies on a crane outside invading my privacy.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
LAST DAAAAY OFF FOR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
AND TWO BLERKS ARE TRYING TO LOOK AT HER TITS THOOO THA WINDA
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
AND TWO BLERKS ARE TRYING TO LOOK AT HER TITS THOOO THA WINDA
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I don't mind the lookin' man
It's the beepin of the fookin crane a canny stand man
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
It's the beepin of the fookin crane a canny stand man
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
TOTALLY DIDN'T
he lived up the posh road while he was working in Oxford filming Morse, she was in my class in lower school. She's like an opera singer now or something. I haven't spoken to her for years.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
he lived up the posh road while he was working in Oxford filming Morse, she was in my class in lower school. She's like an opera singer now or something. I haven't spoken to her for years.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
you should have waited til she was older you pervert!
hahahahahaahahetc
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
hahahahahaahahetc
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I thought you lived north of the border now?
Not that you ever told me you were leaving.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Not that you ever told me you were leaving.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I can't be bothered to read through all the messages on here to find out if you have been an inconsiderate arsehole,
so I will assume you have.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
so I will assume you have.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
A newbie posted a passive agressive comment on QOTW about me.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME ON THE INTERNET!?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME ON THE INTERNET!?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I did tell you!
And everyone in Edinburgh is too posh to paint windows so they pay people from Tyneside to do it.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
And everyone in Edinburgh is too posh to paint windows so they pay people from Tyneside to do it.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Your "fiancee" never did.
Did have a fun minutes silence yesterday?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Did have a fun minutes silence yesterday?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I didn't watch that match.
I did my silence before the Wembley derby, where we got beat.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I did my silence before the Wembley derby, where we got beat.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
But yesterday was the anniversary wasn't it?
That's why the grief monkeys refused to let Chelsea have an extra day before their champions league match?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
That's why the grief monkeys refused to let Chelsea have an extra day before their champions league match?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Al I'm not the person to try and get a rise out of over this one.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I had a relative who died there, but I'm still not as obsessed with it as you.
Bore off.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Bore off.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Go on Roota, delete him off facebook
It's the only language he understands.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
It's the only language he understands.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
That is a language he most definitely doesn't understand.
He sends messages asking why you've deleted him, then he messages your friends asking why you've deleted him.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
He sends messages asking why you've deleted him, then he messages your friends asking why you've deleted him.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Only when it's a pikey who I thought had stolen my driveway when she deleted me.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Does he still lurk on here and curse to himself everytime you post
You've ruined the internet for your poor brother, b3th.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
You've ruined the internet for your poor brother, b3th.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
He's left b3ta
because I moved in on his turf.
or something.
Personally, i think he might just be getting all grown up and married with a job and stuff.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
because I moved in on his turf.
or something.
Personally, i think he might just be getting all grown up and married with a job and stuff.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I thought it was because you 'overshare and treat this place as a personal blog'
/Chompy
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)
/Chompy
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)
What's teh point of having a little brother if you can't embarrass him in public?
i mean, I ask you...
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
i mean, I ask you...
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:46, Reply)
*cries*
Anyway, isn't that just because you're all waiting for your titgazzes?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Anyway, isn't that just because you're all waiting for your titgazzes?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
We don't need gazzes from you
your tits pretty much make it to the end of the road.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)
your tits pretty much make it to the end of the road.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I heard you touch yourself whenever you think about him
which is constantly.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
which is constantly.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
hahaha
How's he getting along with the stepchild? Have they reached an 'understanding' yet?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:45, Reply)
How's he getting along with the stepchild? Have they reached an 'understanding' yet?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Totally.
Peace and quiet reigns. There you go, now you've got ME oversharing and blogging!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Peace and quiet reigns. There you go, now you've got ME oversharing and blogging!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
i'm not interested in football
squash is more my kind of game.
Ooh, saying that has made me thirsty, might go and have a crusha
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
squash is more my kind of game.
Ooh, saying that has made me thirsty, might go and have a crusha
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
It's the actual, official advert on the telly
It was made by famous b3tan Joel Veitch. He's famous, and stuff.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
It was made by famous b3tan Joel Veitch. He's famous, and stuff.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Oh why did you go and suggest that?
She'll do it you know, she's mean like that.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
She'll do it you know, she's mean like that.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
sometimes they have geordies in scotland
madness, i know, but its true
just imagine the sheer incoherence of a geordie-scot conversation
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
madness, i know, but its true
just imagine the sheer incoherence of a geordie-scot conversation
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
AAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!
I just tried to imagine it and it hurt my brain Quinten.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I just tried to imagine it and it hurt my brain Quinten.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
och aye da howay see you jimmy alreet man ken thats fair champion
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
that you would make a comparison between yourself and him
makes you a massive prick
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
makes you a massive prick
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Lithium and magnesium burn it.
You could get it to burn with oxygen but not at normal temperatures and pressures.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
You could get it to burn with oxygen but not at normal temperatures and pressures.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
You make Nitrogen oxides when you burn petrol.
But I don't know if that counts as the nitrogen burning, it's more a by product of the fuel burning.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
But I don't know if that counts as the nitrogen burning, it's more a by product of the fuel burning.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
I was nearly stuck in MK yesterday, I felt a panic attack coming on
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
You could totally have gone to see Chompy.
What possessed you to be in MK?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
What possessed you to be in MK?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I got a fucking nail in me tyre, and couldn't find the locking nut to change it to the spare. So I gamely left the services at MK and thought fuck this I'd rather die than be stuck in MK
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I wasn't in MK until about 8pm so you would have probably missed me.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
i have an arbitration there in a couple of weeks
one amazing thing about that place: it makes you fucking glad to get back to london.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
one amazing thing about that place: it makes you fucking glad to get back to london.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
It's a bit non descript and a bit too far to commute to London from. They might have the redlands there but they can only gaze at Luton with jealousy
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I'm no chemist
But isn't it when Nitrogen molecules bond with Oxygen molecules?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
But isn't it when Nitrogen molecules bond with Oxygen molecules?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
yes and its highly explosive
even used as rocket fuel
i'm getting tired of always being right
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
even used as rocket fuel
i'm getting tired of always being right
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
No, so you are wrong
By that token, air is highly explosive as fires can be lit in it
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
By that token, air is highly explosive as fires can be lit in it
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Really? shit!
Phone the Mail and start a capmpaign to stop people breathing! It's too dangerous!!!!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Phone the Mail and start a capmpaign to stop people breathing! It's too dangerous!!!!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
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