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So, would you?Discuss.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41,
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Glad we've cleared that up. Carry on.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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Does that have pineapples in it?(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:50,
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I told youwe broke up. Thanks for bringing it up though, you know, it make me feel shit
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PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:54,
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You must be gutted about that.I heard you were mitten with it.
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JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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Or when, for that matter. (
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:45,
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oooh hello youdoubtless i've already done it. next?
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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Well, it seems I'd need a six pack and a massive cock first...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:45,
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You have a one track mind.(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:46,
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Are you really surprised by this?Afternoon
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48,
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Afternoon.Nah, not really ;)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:49,
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We are feeling lazy. You?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:50,
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We are struggling today, very very tiredHow go the accident prone children?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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Still accident prone.Each day I ask him how his leg is and each day he tells me it's still broken. Git.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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HahahaThat's excellent. (The comment of course, not the broken leg)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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Serves him rightIf he will play sports outside in the fresh air then he must take the consequences.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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White wine vinegar and newspaper.Apparently.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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Well seeing as I'm here today and you're here today, and neither of us are here much anymore,I'd say it's a sign that I should. Go on, yeah.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:47,
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kill 77 people in the name of White Might?possibly not.
Have MOAR curry for supper, then yes
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I decided I couldn't be arsed.Not this week, anyway.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:48,
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Exactly. Plenty more who can be arsed, so may as well let them have a go.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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Normally I wouldbut I'm really tired today, so I might give it a miss.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:50,
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Yeah, I know the feelingNext week, maybe.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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When I have a particularly shit night of broken sleepI think of all my friends who get proper undisturbed sleep and I mentally shake my fist at them. You are one of the few to escape this fistshaking. I find comfort in the fact that you understand the pain and misery of sleeplessnessnessness.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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May i please also be spared the fist shakinga baby rattling cough as prevented decent sleep for weeks now
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yeah, okay, but weeks? Just weeks?I've had 22 months of it. *sadtiredface*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:05,
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I was an insomniac for years and yearsbut I had tablets for that. Tablets which I'm not allowed to give to a small child.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:07,
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I have at least 3 before bedtime.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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You seriously need to sort that out.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:07,
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Uhuh.You know, one thing that's worse than my child not sleeping through? Other people thinking that I haven't tried to change it.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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HahaI should tell you a really smug tale about what definitely works.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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I'm just waiting for him to get married. Then s/he can deal with it. (
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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A baseball bat.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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Curse other people's children spreading illness to our healthy babiesBaby tangle was awake for most of Friday night, after I had been out to a beer festival and really should have been allowed to sleep.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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Mine appears to have abated after 10 yearsThe last three weeks, I've slept so well. I have no idea what has changed
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:04,
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Isn't your kid old enough to have packed that shit in now?/mumsnet
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:05,
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You'd think so,but I have one that has never slept through.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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Never?What is wrong with it?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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It doesn't sleep.Some kids don't. They just don't. My sister in law didn't sleep through til she was 7. That's years, not months.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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It's just too gosh darned cuteyou have to pick it up every couple of hours and pinch it's little cheeks and give it a cuddle.
If you stand at one end of the room and shout "cuddle" it runs over to you for a cuddle. It's an awesome child.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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An awesome child who woke up at 5am this morning demanding potatoes...(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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She must learn that there are no potatoes.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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Just being true to her roots. (
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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I do think it's some kind of cultural memory.She was probably dreaming of a barren, windswept moor, with Enya warbling in the background, and a beshawled old lady weeping over the blighted crop.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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*applauds*(
Noely Noel heil sig heil sig heil sig heil sig heil sig heil, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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They are all a lot cuter when they are asleep.Without exception.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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Didn't the Mccanns think that too?(
b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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They took it to extreme lengths(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing right.(
b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:26,
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Yep. I got a whole two and a half hours in a row last night! And Saturday night we were away staying at a Best Western, no less (no expense spared!) and the bastards set the fire alarm off at 3am. The siren went three times, the whole world ran out of their rooms and ran around like headless kittens on speed. I went back to sleep. Bastards.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:05,
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I think I would have killed them had I had the energy.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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Your bastards?Or just bastards in general?
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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My bastards were with grannyBeing bastards to her. These were just bastards in general.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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I found a physiothe one I used to go to left the place I used to go to. So I found there was one about 50 yards from my house instead.
I'm going to do this half marathon if it kills me.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:07,
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Oh yay.It won't kill you, it'll make you stronger. Well, maybe not stronger. Maybe broken.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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It's a lot cheapr than the other place too. Only £40 a session compared to £75 for an initial consultation and £57 for follow ups.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:12,
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followup happyendinglols(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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And it was with a man.From south africa.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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I had that happen at a physio onceHe was a Kiwi. Put me into positions that I'm usually naked or wearing heels for.
He had no shame. I had to think of England.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:30,
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:30,
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I think he thinks of DiT. Or Gonz.(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:32,
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I think of chocolate.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:36,
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You knew teh risks when you decided to spawn.I have no sympathy.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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I never decided to spawn, I just got knocked up by a midget at a b3ta bash(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:14,
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Shit.*cancels plans for Jeffstock*
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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You should be scared.I've cleaned my toilet and everything.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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That's one of the portents. (
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:26,
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Now I'm really scared.Luckily, I'm particularly unfertile.
And frigid.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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But the portents! They cannot be denied. You may end up having a kitten.(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:33,
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I shall give it to Rootaand have her raise it as her own.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:35,
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when i reply to a thread i expect to be acknowledgedits just one of the little things that i like to see asa nod of appreciation for the effort it took to process the OP, think of a reply and then type it
chickenlady is a cunt
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I acknowledge that you are an attention-seeking bellend.And an oik.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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oikan underused expression in this day and age
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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Fuck off would I. You must be fucking joking love.Not after last time.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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Did they give you a hard time?(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:00,
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I'd love to rub your face in some piss.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:39,
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Does your arsehole still you like someone poked a finger finger through a raw burger?(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
You really should lay off them at lunch time you know ;)(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:02,
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Lonnie Donegan’s X-rated etc etc(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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Bedpost have splinters?(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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LOLwww.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/texts-from-my-dog/
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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I think the more pertinent question isWhy wouldn't you?
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:05,
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I nearly did, I very nearly did. Got all fired up, opened it up, all ready.
Then I had another think about it and couldn't really get that excited. I've done it before. This one wasn't particularly impressive; seemed a bit hackneyed really.
I'll wait until next week. I might feel more in the mood.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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They're only going to be disappointing anyway.Make the ungrateful little fuckers wait. It's not like they even care...
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:09,
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Tell them the cat ate their homeworkand they have to write it all again.
Then laugh.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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you should click on my link abovei think at least one of them is from echo.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:07,
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Do you honestly think there is anyone on teh internetwho *hasn't* seen that site yet?
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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mei hadn't seen it. so you can... er... go fist yourself.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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I've seen the link beforebut it looked suspiciously like some "my dog being cute" shit, so I have never bothered to click.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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It's not, at all.It's bloody hilarious.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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Dunno, I've seen the state of your gussets on the washing line so probably not, unless I'm like really drunk lol(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:08,
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What have my gussets got to do with it?(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:12,
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Tina Turner's lessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss etc.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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A birds shitty skids put me right off(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:13,
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Are there many situationswhere you would see a bird's shitty skids *before* doing a turn?
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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Yeah, the fairytale reality when you end up round theirs and they've left their underwear on the floor and half arsed attempt at washing dried and stuck to the radiator(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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hans christian andersen's lesser etc etc?(
rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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Goldilocks and the shitty skids.A classic.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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Yer, it ent niceWhat's happened to womens domestic values eh EH
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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MENthat's what happened to us. we start off all innocent and believing in prince charming. eventually we settle for some fat-faced twat and a life of penury.
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rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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+ and decide that wiping our arse properly is just wasted time and effort(
b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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fuck that, it's a chore for the modern day woman to shit in a straight line(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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b3th, the more I get to know you, the more I love you. (
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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You should.I'm awesome.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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A bit of fucking tesco bleach at 45pence and some elbow grease that's what's needed(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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First day back at uni. One assignment handed in and two back with ace marks.Win. And no, I wouldn't.
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You should pwn people more often with this intellect of yours Bob, just believe in yourself(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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Yer, I'm arriving the latest by a week, so that makes me the coolest b4sher eva!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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There is so much of himself to believe in that it takes up all of his time.(
Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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I just walked into a middle age woman and nearly knocked her over :((, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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On entirely separate occasions I walked into and nearly killed under the wheels of a passing car1) Don Letts
2) Malcolm Mclaren
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:27,
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1) who is that?2) shame.
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Bazongaloid Superfly MAYDAY with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:29,
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Don Letts was the Clash's DJ, he's an original punk 'character'and was also in the terminally shite Big Audio Dynamite. He's a nice guy.
It's as if my subconscious was telling me to wipe out pivotal figures from the early UK punk scene, or something. Two weeks later I arranged for Generation X's 'Billy Idol' to have a massive motorcycle accident in California. I'm like a punk Manchurian candidate.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:33,
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In fact, if they just stop right in front of youthen you're perfectly within your rights to kick 'em in the kidneys.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:32,
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You know Whsmiths at Cribbs? That's the worst place, never use that for an entrance as it takes 10 minutes to navigate the shop avoiding people.
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I always use the entrance by John Lewis.(
b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34,
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Euphemism of the week.'Sorry love, it's 'rag week', but you can still use 'the entrance by John Lewis' if you like?'
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:40,
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We were both leaving the toilets and walking in different directions.(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Did you shout at her and tell her she was a doddering spastic?(
b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:36,
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No I apologised and caught her, to be honest I was walking fast, but not stupidly fast.
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I do hope both respective parties had washed their hands(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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Ohhh yooooouuuus in trooouuuuuuble. Oh NOES you di'nt just call her a middle aged women.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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A little something I thought was a nice reaffirmation of decency in people.Udinese captain Di Natale to take over care of Mario Morosini's severely disabled sister after his death
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Who? What? Why?Eh?
I'd 'look after' his sister and she'd be 'severely disabled' afterwards, I can tell you.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:43,
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A footballer that died last week had a disabled sister whom he looked afterHis team has agreed to take over care of her.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:47,
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^ The voice of experience(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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Right, so she used to be fine,then this ghastly fellow (who sounds distinctly like some kind of fucking 'Donnie') and his repulsive sports colleagues had sex with her in some kind of tawdry hotel 'roasting romp', now she's a flidmo and one of these rapists is paying for a new cushion for her wheelchair?
Am I understanding this correctly?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:52,
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Not really, but that sounds far more interesting than the actual truth"The former Italy Under-21 international is survived by his severely disabled older sister. His mother passed away when he was 15, his father died soon after and his disabled brother killed himself."
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:58,
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Strong genes in that family, eh?Spastics, suicidal spastics and one who plays a children's game for a living.
Good riddance.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:02,
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Absolutely. With a smile on my face and a song in my heart. Or I might just go home and have a nice cup of tea and a crumpet.
I love a bit of crumpet. *robinaskwithlols*
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*cleans windows**confesses*
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:47,
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From 30 November 2011 - 14 January 2012, Robin is appearing at the Mill at Sonning, Reading, Berkshire in Ray Cooney's farce Funny Money.*buys tickets*
I thought he was dead, tbh.
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I *knew* we shouldn't have used Irish hitmen.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:52,
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One of a tiny handful of 'films' I have enjoyed in recent years.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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Yeah why not, I'm too chipper to say no to anything or anyone today. (, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Have you heard of this american "Law of the Land Refund" thing? or something like that.Someone at work says she's seen a handful of people do it successfully, where you get an american tax code and they give you back everything you've spent in the last 3 years (minus rent or something like that). It's based on some ancient american law. I call bullshit on it, but she's seen a few £20-30k cheques from the IRS. She hasn't spent anything to do it, aside a phone card to get a tax code from the states.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:19,
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Never heard of that.Sounds like a Jimmy Hill, if you ask me.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:24,
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I donno, she's pretty convinced that in a few months she'll be getting a cheque for £30k.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:46,
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When this actually happens, I'll be v interested to hear about it.*doesn't hold breath*
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:47,
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DittoThere is a study-group of them who go around studying the old american laws, exploiting what they can. I'm just waiting for the "Oh, final one last step, after 6 months of work, we have to pay £100 to some fella to get the blah blah made ligit".
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:49,
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Lending someone on here fifty quid would probably be more sensible than anything else I'm going to spend money on today.For it is free money day and I'm even richer than before, might buy a couple iPads to use as dinner trays.
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We should speak in ten years when you are sytill paying off your student loan, all your clothes are threadbare and the ipads are actually only useful as trays(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I get grants that I don't have to pay back.It really is free money day.
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why do you get grants? Are you some kind of genius or some kind of retard?(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)
I'm regarded as being in a low income household on a technicality. We get bare free money.
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Yeah', but you have to sing to yourself Blink 182 songs every time you walk pass a goverment offical.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:47,
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It deepends if you'll get all touchy-feely about it afterwards.I can't be having hoes ringing me up bein' all up in my grill like "You made me orgazam for 12 solid hours straight and now no other man can compare ! I'll do anything for just one more night. You could teach my gynocologist a lesson on how to navigate my feminimity. Your soft lips encapsulating your tounge can whisper sweet nothings that will both haunt and pleasure me 'till the end of time. Even without touch, but with thought alone, my knees feel like they're about to give way, to buckle and tremble 'till I'm positioned to recieve a wave of luxoruy embeded into my very soul. " Nah' man, can't be havin' chicks be chattin' all shit up like that to me when I'm all up getting my like game on.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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I was actually asking if anyone was doing this week's qotwtbh
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:47,
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I'm a simple fella, so you need to speek to me in simple terms. You can't be subtal with the stupid, and they don't get sarcasam.So, before I finish filling out this tux'n'limo rental service website, is there _any_ chance of third base?
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:51,
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Oh wow, I just suddenly got the "All your bases" meme.(
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:52,
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Did you know The West Cornwall Pasty Company doesn't sell pasties in Cornwall(
PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:05,
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Oh man you Caarnish sho' nuff can't take a Goddamn joke yo.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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They had humour minesbut they're all closed now.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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Fuck you, you fucking cunt,There's a joke and then there's suggesting pasties need carrots, you utter sick fuck. You know they cut people like you's balls off in prison!
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PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:10,
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I do know that.That's what gives those fucking pasties their 'unique' taste. That and the carrots, obv.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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But how will you get your delicious pasties?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:10,
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No real names on here pls.Plus I didn't know AA was Welsh.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:15,
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It's starting to make a lot of sense, actually.New meme: AA is Welsh.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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but at least we can use hosepipes, still(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:58,
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not that I'm actually welsh(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:00,
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I just live here(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:00,
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You know what those fucking Welshies are like.It's all steroids, poor quality hashish and bestiality in 'the vah-leees'.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:21,
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I want a pasty(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:27,
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It's your fault for not having an icon.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:33,
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I know to look out for it now.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:35,
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with pleasea proper peppery one
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:31,
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not if I get there first(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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For some reason I really don't like pasties.I like all the ingredients, you know, carrots and that, but I just don't like them. More waki observations as I think of them.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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Shittest of the tapas dishes.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:46,
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or"Tapas' little known follow up dish"
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 17:47,
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Dan Le Sac vs Scroob.Pip live !!! OMG !!!!www.ustream.tv/channel/dan-le-sac-vs-scroobius-pip-unfurled
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:03,
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