Never?
What is wrong with it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It doesn't sleep.
Some kids don't. They just don't. My sister in law didn't sleep through til she was 7. That's years, not months.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)

It's just too gosh darned cute
you have to pick it up every couple of hours and pinch it's little cheeks and give it a cuddle.

If you stand at one end of the room and shout "cuddle" it runs over to you for a cuddle. It's an awesome child.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)

An awesome child who woke up at 5am this morning demanding potatoes...

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)

She must learn that there are no potatoes.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Just being true to her roots.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I do think it's some kind of cultural memory.
She was probably dreaming of a barren, windswept moor, with Enya warbling in the background, and a beshawled old lady weeping over the blighted crop.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)

*applauds*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)

They are all a lot cuter when they are asleep.
Without exception.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Didn't the Mccanns think that too?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

They took it to extreme lengths

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing right.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)