Those cocktails look brilliant
I'm going to end up on my arse or in the harbour.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)

The prices are usually quite resonable there.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Haha, oh dear
it may well be both, in that case.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)

they charge extra for the life belts

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:58, Reply)

you and me both, kid.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)

what cocktails do you think you'll try?

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)

ALLLLLL the cocktails!

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Don't be silly.
Mr b3th has to drive you home.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)

You can see him being all disappointed and disgusted.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)

And I can see you throwing up all along the Long Ashton bypass.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

This would be seriously frowned upon.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)

I can't imagine he'll be able to your your hair out of your face whilst driving.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I'll need somebody to make sure I don't get too drunk then.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)

We'll leave you in the care of Stunned then.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Is he better with people than he is with sofas?

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)

I'm sure you'll be fine.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Erm, hmm, oooh
most of them?
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)

You three should pool your funds
You'll be able to get through them all then with you all sampling them.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

This is a very good idea.

( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)

On your heads be it!

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)

*3 way high five*

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I definitely want to try the Bristol Pimms
the cider sangria and the tractor fuel. I daresay Swipe will twist my arm in to drinking shots like she did at her summer bash, so I'll give that toffee apple a whirl as well.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)

I think The Apple closes at midnight.
I'll take you Indie dancing after!
( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Oooh yay!
I really really wanted to go clubbing after the last bash and had no idea it was already gone 2am when the place was kicking out. I've not been out dancing in ages!
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)

See how we are all feeling nearer the time, but there are a number of places we could all go.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

can I come?
I dance bestest
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I don't dance
so I will go home at kicking out time.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

We've just discussed the issue
and his lordship (and accompanying puppy) will be there by midnight, so anyone who wants to stare and point at him can do so.
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Get him to come up earlier and we'll buy him a drink.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I honestly don't think he'd go for that.
Ah! Another earworm!

I can't go for that, no I can't go for that...
( b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I'm be amazed if anyone is still up for active movement post-cider.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I doubt I'll be drinking cider.
In fact, I won't.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)

It's the law.
Have you seen the drinks menu?
( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)

They have ales though?

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Only Gem in bottles.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Hmm.

( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I'll get you tanked up one way or another.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)

It's OK, there's wine.
I can pretend to be sophisticated.
( Davros' Granddad STOP BEING SO REASONABLE!, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Yeah, good luck with that.

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Hell YEAH!

( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Winner.
I fancy getting my boogie on now.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)

www.clubcooler.com/
( JeffTheDogFucker, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)