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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm getting in to Brizzle sometime after 2pm
will mooch for a bit, get ready, get food, get drunk. I don't imagine I'll be at the pub much before 5pm, especially since I need to pace myself - starting too early will only lead to disaster!
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Exactly.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)
ALRIGHT THEN

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Speak to the cool kids and find out what time they are getting there.
I'll try and make it.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
The cool kids AND you?
Wow.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)
If only the cool kids liked me :-(

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
5 hours on the cider boat would, however, lead to some 'interesting' dancing.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Didn't you hear?
I'm going to PACE MYSELF and take emergency flat shoes, obviously.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)
But tasty apple based drinks + bad influences = Wobbly berk
Surely?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Exceedingly likely
I don't want to make a total spanner of myself though.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:16, Reply)
That's my job.
(Making a spanner of myself, rather than making a spanner of you)
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Stand next to me.
You'll look positively normal.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:23, Reply)
What have you done to your minge to make berks burnt bush look normal?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:24, Reply)
It's healed over

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Did Jesus put his hand on it?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:26, Reply)
It was Father Christmas. I already told you that.

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Ooh err Matron.
Have you told Gonz? He might have a spam-dagger that could fix it.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)

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