Or is it from Nottingham and you lived in Derby for a bit?
I'm sure Derby was involved at some point.
(berk, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I have absolutely never, at any point in my life, lived in Derby
You can tell by my command of words containing more than one syllable, and ability to breathe with my mouth closed. I would sooner flop my wedding tackle into the mouth of a ravenous shark whilst impugning his ability to keep Mrs Jaws sexually satisfied than set foot in that ungodly receptacle of nature's abortions.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I heard you love Derby so much you have put yourself up for mayor.
That's what I heard.

'Derby's First Transgender Mayoral Candidate', I heard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:45, Reply)

I've definitely read that somewhere.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Me too! OMLG twinsies!
Look, it's up there ^
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Twinsies??
The time I spent inside your mother does not equate to a fraternal relationship between us.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I knew you wouldn't get that.
You're so not down with the kids, Tangles. The spectacularly gay kids.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Not since my name was added to that register, no.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I've always found the use of the word "register" in relation to sex offenders amusing
Conjures a mental image of a magistrate shouting out surnames whilst a collection of extremely embarrassed-looking middle-aged men shuffle their feet and look at the ground
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)