your jizz does not count
but thank you very much for the offer
( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

That badger eh? Always with the ear sex

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

some beasts are just too rabid to control!

( rachelswipe can't tell the difference between battered & dozer, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Don't fuck with badgers, from the Wiki page:
"Badgers are capable of fighting off much larger animals such as wolves and bears. Badgers can run or gallop at up to 25–30 kilometres per hour (16–19 mph) for short periods of time."

I've been chased halfway across a golf course by one.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Serves you right for playing golf.

( Battered I can see! I have legs!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I wasn't even playing golf
just taking a shortcut.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

most golf courses have guard badgers, you fool

( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

pussy, you have a bag full of metal sticks with weights on the end and you were terrorised by a badger?
You're worse than the guy who was mugged by a fox
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I wasn't actually playing golf, I'm not a complete cunt.
In any case, this thing would have just shrugged off a beating with a 5 iron, the thing was the size of a small pony.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I wasn't actually playing golf, I'm not a complete cunt.
( Battered I can see! I have legs!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Oh god, we've got another midget

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Hey, woah, hold on.
I'm a strapping great lad, thanks. All bully beef and spunk.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

gayest post of the week

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Woah, it's early doors to call that.

( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

darth hasn't been about much though

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

rubbish
it can count to 10.
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)