some beasts are just too rabid to control!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Don't fuck with badgers, from the Wiki page:
"Badgers are capable of fighting off much larger animals such as wolves and bears. Badgers can run or gallop at up to 25–30 kilometres per hour (16–19 mph) for short periods of time."

I've been chased halfway across a golf course by one.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Serves you right for playing golf.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I wasn't even playing golf
just taking a shortcut.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

most golf courses have guard badgers, you fool

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

pussy, you have a bag full of metal sticks with weights on the end and you were terrorised by a badger?
You're worse than the guy who was mugged by a fox
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I wasn't actually playing golf, I'm not a complete cunt.
In any case, this thing would have just shrugged off a beating with a 5 iron, the thing was the size of a small pony.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I wasn't actually playing golf, I'm not a complete cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Oh god, we've got another midget

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Hey, woah, hold on.
I'm a strapping great lad, thanks. All bully beef and spunk.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:19, Reply)

gayest post of the week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Woah, it's early doors to call that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

darth hasn't been about much though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)