jeff is coming up a lot here
i think he would make a good uncle. because he's a pervert, naturally.

crow would make a great elizabethan lute player.

gonz should be a chef.

battered could be a banker.

al could be a local councillor.

AA could be an organ donor...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:18, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gonz needs to be a pimp.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I find this
Less offensive than the suggestion made by Bob
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Is there much call for foreskin donors?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

A banker?
Nasty.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Rhyming slang

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I'd rather be called a wanker than a banker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)

rachelswipe admitting to wanting AA to give her a good seeing to, right here.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)

i just thought he could play the hymns at my church

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Does being an uncle automatically make you a pervert?
Have you had a bad experience, or something?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Is this you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUIuixJLpbc
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

ha, no
but that stusut guy wrote a poem on /qotw about how his hair "reeked of uncles. naughty naughty uncles". fucking surreal genius.

here: b3ta.com/questions/teenagepoetry/post37963
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Was he the surreal stream of consciousness genius?
Qotw needs more of him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

that's the one
he was awesome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Gonz shouldn't be a chef.
there would be ... issues.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Wha?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

just kidding

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Fair enough then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)