holy cow, why was battered having a go at gonz?
is he taking the internet dead serious again? i hope he doesn't flounce

...again
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

"Some" people take it badly when you mention hanging out the back of their wife
shortly before killing her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)

earlier today i said i was paying her for sex and putting her up in a battered women's home
why the bitterness at gonz? he's a nice bloke, and to be fair killing her is the best way to stop anyone finding out he did it with a munter
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Just guessing
I take everything on here for the lols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:13, Reply)

thats the wrong way to do it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)

yeah Sporters, this is srz bznss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)

personally, the way i see it
battered was deeply unhappy with his marriage, sure the wife went off him a long time ago but he came to terms with it

he tried it on with the PA today though and she utterly rejected him, in a fit of futile upset he was handed his P45 and shown the door, pending legal ramifications for the sexual harrassment/assault

the wife then greeted him when he got home from work early, he told her the truth and she smashed his favourite diana memorial dinner plates. he sobbed, broke down and had a go at gonz to make himself feel better

and thats how it happened
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)

you sound like Clive Pringle.
" .... and that's what really happened, darling"

"Clive, that's the plot of the Lord of the Rings. What really happened?"

"....I lost a bet in a dockside bar and was tag-fucked all night by Russian sailors"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)

i don't watch cartoons

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

well done.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)

np bbz
its just another one of the many, many ways in which i, a younger person than you, are more mature than you, an older person than me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I reckon he's beaten up his apple mac over these vicious slurs about his wifes fidelity, and there's spittle all over his stripy shirt and red braces

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Don't provoke him, Rory
Battered's a total bad-ass and he might totally punch you in real life!
( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)

He's gone off on one, in his own head his wife aint been putting out since this kid arrived, despite his deployment of his full itinerary of lothario wiles, and now she's being fucked up the arse by a god damn jew
HEADSAREGONNAROLL!!!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)

to be fair to battered, and i think we should all stop picking on him to be honest,
i'd be pretty cheesed off if i had a really ugly baby too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Especially if said baby was the only reason I had ended up married.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)

in all honesty i'd rather fuck his ugly baby than his fat wife
its just a fact
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I heard you have to say thank you after you come in his wife or he gets really upset.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

i think gonz had it right
you come inside her but push her off a cliff, riding her all the way down like silver surfer

then you jump off just before she smashes into the ground, forward roll into a gymnast finish, and then you get a gold medal for it from the gift shop
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)

O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

i already admitted to being a peado earlier, its not an issue

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I thought God had chosen the Jews, not damned them?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)

That was until they killed Jesus. Duh.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Wait a sec, was it because I _didnt_ take it seriously?
I mean, I didn't spend that tenner, I think I would change that about the story, I would buy some sushi.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

You have to take the internet very, very seriously Gonz.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)

i think battered's flounced early, i'm dead upset that he's not here to appreciate our efforts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)