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I am officially fucking boredDid you go to Uni? was it worth it? Did you enjoy yourself? Is your degree usefully in the workplace?
alt: great quotes
altalt: what skillz do you wish you had?
Altaltalt: anyone like F1? looking like it'll be a topsy turvy season
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.I'm also bored. I might go punch someone before I have a shitty conference call where everyone will be blaming everyone else.
I'm going to have to mute it and say "I told you so" a lot.
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honestly, I don't really mind, we just need a breakI like to have some sports and watersports on offer and maybe some cultural shit to do, as you mentioned Egypt looks good.
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I don't even know when we can go, we have 9 more wedding to go towhich takes up all my fucking weeknds
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sounds like a plan!although i only go for teh freeze booze and food so this doesn't work for me
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Yes, to all questionsalthough it annoys me massively that you are unemployable as a research technician/scientist without a degree but they pay you a fucking pittance for a graduate wage.
Altalt - I'd like to be better at some stuff I do but I don't think there's anything I can't do that I want to do. Play drums, maybe.
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I went to Uni whilst working at another oneMy degree has absolutely no value in my job at all.
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The ability to play any musical instrument
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Yeah, its good and the kids now seem to like it too
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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Sort of, probably, yes, don't have one.Alt: Thanks, they're not bad.
Altalt: I wish I could play the clarinet.
Altaltalt: No, all sport is bent. Particularly stupid non-sports like car driving.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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if you can play the Clarinet you can play the Saxand chicks love the sax
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The clarinet is a fantastic instrument.It would give me the skillz to also play the flute and the saxophone.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:06,
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Sorry, it gives you the skills to play the flute how?I can play all three, as it happens, but playing a flute and playing a reed instrument like a clarinet or sax are two completely different things.
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Maybe I got that wrongIs it not the same fingering?
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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A saxophone and flute are broadly the samethe clarinet is different. A flute also has a mouthpiece you blow across, rather than in to like a sax/clarinet.
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I know that sax & clarinet are reed instruments and that you blow across the flute.So I'm kind of roughly right then? - Similar fingering, but different blowing for sax/flute; slightly different fingering, but same blowing for sax/clarinet.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:24,
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Its all about the fingering and blowing(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:41,
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Also, I'm impressed by your skillz(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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And sick of spelling skills with a zIs it strictly necessary?
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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It's not all that, I assure youI can knock out a tune on lots of instruments, that doesn't mean I'm particularly good on any of them (although I'm alright on piano).
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spoons and swanee whistle?(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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Lord forgive me for I know not what I say, BUT, but.....I bet she can play the Tennis Boy, make him sound like Rolf Harris doing a song.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:47,
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Alright, I'm less impressed now.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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the pink bassoon?Is that like a pink oboe only it goes deeper?
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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I used to play the bassoon.100% fact.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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yes, yes, yes and they all are. In fact they're necessary.I would like to be able to play guitar better but not enough that I can be arsed to actually practise, so maybe I don't really care.
I wish I could land jumps on skis switch better.
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the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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NoAlt: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Alt Alt: I wish I could either sing or dance.
Alt Alt Alt: I sometimes watch it, but don't exactly follow it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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It's credited to Einsten, definitely(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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Yes yes yes yes I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!
I wish I could draw
I used to like F1 in the 90's but its a bit shit now
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PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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No, I don...Oh wait, yes I do.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:29,
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no, yes, yes, yesalt this isn't the android which we are looking for
altalt i wish i could do more computery stuff and play an musical instrument like the drums
altaltaltalt i used to like it back when it was still called E1
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No, I left school after GCSEs, I pity anyone who has spent time getting formal qualifications in my field.My industry changes so much that 50% of what you learn is made redundant the moment you pop the champaign and call your mum to tell her you passed.
I wish I could sing like meatloaf, play the guitar like clapton, cook like Tom Kerridge, and fuck like The Might Badger or Al.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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Actualy, I'd like to play the violin, that would fucking rock. I'd learn all the Zelda songs.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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I think we all need to take a step back here and define the difference between...Battered's Wife - The generic entitie that Battered marriedm who nobody has meet, who demands you give her a colonic irritation with your penis and/or .
OMG OMG OMG OMG.... hold on quintin.... I'm going to blow your mind. Someting just came up on telly, let me take a screen shot.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:35,
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imgb.in/jk
... anyway.
Battered's Wife - The generic entitie who Battered married and nobody knows and once went dressed to a children's halloween party as The Cat Women, but instead of wearing liquid latex, used jizz that she stored over the years. Battered was most pleased about the potential of an alternate character and timeline known as The White Cat Women, and how she is probably is the only marvel character not to have a polar oppersite (with the exception of HarleyQuin).
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Battered's Wife - The person who he loves deeply and rescued his troubled soul, baring his one and only true child, who took his seed and devoted her love to this man for richer or poorer, sickness and health, 'till death do they part. The person who knows every single deep seeded personal secret, someone who accepts him for who he is; nay, not accepts, but loves. Who everyone on here, even those who haven't meet her or him or even heard of him, fucked doggy style.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:42,
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Sorry, that last sentanse was a joke, just thought I'd point that out. (
Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:42,
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Well that seems to have cured your boredom then, Nakers.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:32,
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Yes, packed it in after a year.But being Social Science, it wouldn't have been particularly useful anywhere. Thinking of going back in September.
Alt, can't think.
None really.
I watched it on Sunday, it's usually all over after the first corner.
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Sociology, economics, politics , social policy, and research methods.(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I always thought economics was a humanity.(
the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:49,
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Oh the humanity...(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:51,
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YupYou know what you have to do...
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:54,
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The usual rollercoaster (I'm sure you can relate)Cook dinner, eat dinner, put kids to bed, wash up, drink beer, pop on here to call Jeff a bender, go to bed.
My life is so fucking rock and roll right now
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:57,
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Now would be a good time for all you lurkers to come out and introduce yourselves.(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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I "sort of" lurked this afternoonDoes that help? Hi everyone!
*waves like a mong*
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:12,
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Not reallyI was hoping for some decent people...
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:15,
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On here?*scratches head*
I understand the words, but not the context
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:16,
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What's happening in Barryoaks tonight?(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:18,
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Popping round to a mate's who I haven't seen in a while. She annoys the living bejesus out of me, I'm not looking forward to it. Updates as and when.
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Old friend init.And she won't stop hassling me. I can't believe I used to fancy the pants off of her.
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Sorry, I'm having a ridiculously busy afternoon, and I'm winding up a racist on twitter(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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She didn't charge me(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:30,
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Becky jizzbox shagged her brother?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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DorkingHow could she stay away
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:32,
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Dorking sounds like an ITV dubbed swearword(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:33,
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A quiet commuter town to manya raving den of incest and failure to others
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:34,
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Barry from Eastenders keeps on going on about this girl and that girl he really has a connection withbut hasn't had his end away in months?
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That's not waht Sasha saidshe said he banged her shitpipe so hard she crapped pellets for a week
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They were going at it like rabbits(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:28,
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Sasha's with a helicopter man fromt he army these daysalso, she's playing a transexual lesbian in some play about a transexual lesbian, i might be going to see it with Tracey and my gf
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Your "helicopter" is more like a battery powered fan(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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Unfortunately it is spelling bronze(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:47,
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Thanks Naked Ape, it's not true what they say about you.Well, it is true, but don't let it get you down.
Just, you know, listen to what they're saying, and change.
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Have a fucking guess you bent cunt.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:07,
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Have a-fucking-nother one.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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WhoopsJust deleted the wrong folder off the network.
I'm going home now, but someone else won't be while they try to sort this out.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:30,
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I'm such an asset(
tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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Shit network security does often bite you on the arse in IT(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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Actually I have helped identify the problem of our external back-up apparently not happening every night.This, however, does not help me to get my lost folder restored...
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:32,
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But that's only really all the work I did yesterday and today.Like I said, whoops.
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tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:33,
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Alt: 'I may be drunkbut in the morning I will be sober. You will still be NakedApe, a bent spastic'
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:30,
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Alt: 'Never in the field of human conflict,has so much been owed by Monty Boyce, to so many, with so small a chance of recovering it'
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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Alt: 'My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains my senseas though of Quinten's posts I had read'
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:33,
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Alt: ‘Out, damned Jeff! out, I say!—One: two: why, then, 'tis time to do't.—Hell is murky!— Leave the internet’
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:38,
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yes, yes, damnyes and eventually yesaltalt: video editing, musical skillz (I have some, but only enough so I know I'm not good enough)
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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Alt: 'To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to put up with the interminable beakering ramblings of you lot, you ghastly fucking cunts.'
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:43,
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Alt `Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -'Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Fucken prickname!'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:51,
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What a shit day. I'm just about done in.Leave me behind lads, save yourselves. I'll only slow you down.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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I'm having a drink tonight and I don't give a shit.(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:02,
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Proof, ladies and gentlemen,that rumours of the demise of punk have been greatly exaggerated.
/QUOAT LOL!!!
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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It's far more likely I'll get home and fall asleep on the sofa at 9in front of a Downton Abbey repeat.
Don't tell the girl that, though. Women love my rugged air of danger.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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Your secret's safe with the internet, don't worry.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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Nothing says 'debonair rake'like a Star Trek dressing gown covered in partly-digested cider.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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If you look up the definition of "cool" in the OEDYou'll simply see a picture of a once handsome, now rather run down man staring back at you. He'll be wearing a Star Trek dressing gown and a rubber Klingon forehead. That man is me.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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I must get an updated OED then.My current one depicts a distinguished, rugged old cunt in a Hawkwind t shirt with a nosebleed and no wallet.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:17,
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You've got the 1976 edition(
Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:18,
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I always have.*sigh*
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:23,
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Phaser design went rapidly downhillafter the 60s. Look at that beast he's got.
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:19,
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That's not a phaser, is it?(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:31,
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THIS is a phaser/Dundeelolz
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:32,
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i imagine that's Kroney's pick up line(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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Actually, my chat up line would be"That, my dear, is a Type 3 phaser. 2265 pattern, firing in the 1.05MW range. Mine's set to penetrate"
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Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:36,
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*swoon*(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:37,
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PfftStill in training for the weekend? I'm clearly going to drink you under the table, you big jessie.
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My octagenarian grandmother is going to drink him under the table.And she's not even going. And she doesn't drink.
And she's dead.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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What about?(
Bazongaloid Superfly SUMMER SOLSTICE with a badger gonna GIT yo sucka!!!! says "GO SWANS" in that there 'stralian football, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:22,
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nah but im going back to college in sept if they let me inpainting trotters and waxing minges no less
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rosalicious, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:25,
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rosie!and last night vippers and bgb. OT is slowly coming back to life.
either that or you're all the same sock.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:27,
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im wearing a sock if that helpsall rolled up and shit in my hair to make it look big and saucy
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rosalicious, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:27,
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who shat in your hair?i'll get them for you
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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It was me.Soz.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:36,
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yes, 3 timesand yes, yes, yes.
there are far greater things in heaven and earth, internet shut-in, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
i would love to be an amazing dancer. sadly i look like someone's virgin maiden aunt shuffling away with her pants around her ankles.
the ex loves it. i had never seen it before i met him.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:26,
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urghI have a cold.
sympathy please
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:30,
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Here you go:'ahh, you poor thing'
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:31,
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that will dothank you
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:31,
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We Jim Jonesers have to stick together, you know.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:32,
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perhaps it's time to burn someone's house down(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:33,
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LOL AND KNOWING CLICK FROM ME!(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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haI got my hearing back after 3 days
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:35,
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Did you know they have an iPhone app?It enables you to measure the sound levels of whatever gig you're at to see if it's louder than them. Tee hee.
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Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:38,
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those kerazzy guyzI'm guessing it just says NO to everthing
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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I'LL BET!!!!(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:39,
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I have got a headache tonight, me(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:33,
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Kit Kat's controversial etc etc(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:34,
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I'm not exactly going to report on here when I do, you know(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:46,
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Dunno, how am I supposed to know if camel has been stickin her paws down her knickers again?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:54,
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This is gibberish.(
Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:35,
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