Woo ! First interview offer, haven't even put the word out yet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:46, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good man

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:59, Reply)

No Gonz, there is no way you will get a job.
It took someone as aweseome as Battered 6 months to find employment.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:49, Reply)

So that's 4380 hours, it's been 18 for me, so that would make me 24333% more attractive to an employeer at what I do, than he is at what he does.
I thought it might come off as a bit smug to include the decimal points.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Oh man, he's going to get all up in your grill, yo

( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

There are 20k people who work for Gregg's Bakers.
It would take the entire staff of Greggs, PLUS 25% extra (minus a bit), who's skills you'd have to add to Battereds skills, for him to make me equal. There are 24k libarians in the UK. If you took every single one as 1% of Battered's skillsets, then it would take all of them, plus 333 more of them, or battered to be equal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)

maths doesn't actually work like that, mate.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I'm pretty sure twisting statistics to prove a point is a time honnored tradition for both acidamia since the greeks, and media since the printing press.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:05, Reply)

This is the best use of statistics I've ever seen.
And badger can do one if he thinks otherwise.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Badger baiting is illegal Al.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I'll claim he has TB
He looks the sort.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

or, I can do 100
by following Gonz'z system.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)

i think you should do 115% of 1

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Percent, a part out of one hundred. Perkilo, a part of one thousand. X = 10, M = 1000.
What's the word for the 10ks ? Could you write it something like ^o/_mk or would it be ^o/_km? I'm sure one would mean 10,000 and the other would mean 990.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Silly saussage, I've been doing it the wrong way 'round.
Battered would be 2.43/_km of me, rather than me being 2.43/_km of him. What a silly saussage I am.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:16, Reply)

yes. but even we don't blithely switch from percentages to actual numbers.
Except Andrew Wakefield, probably.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you can.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I do it all the time,
usually on foi requests.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:12, Reply)

mathematical tradition would require you to apply a conversion.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:16, Reply)

That would present information that we legally have to provide in far too clear a format and make us look bad.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:17, Reply)

This is a joke obviously,
I don't give a shit how the organisation looks, as long as my graphs look fabulous.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Dammit. I just asked google and the results were:

al can switch between percentage and numbers - 84.2 million
al can't switch between percentage and numbers - 229 million
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:13, Reply)

What's that in percentages?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)

36% of people believe that I can wilfully interchange between numbers and percentages.
Which is over a third, which is more than the number of people who voted for the tories, which means I'm perfectly at liberty to dismantle the NHS if I want to.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

now this is more sensible maths.
although try and make sure you remember where you put all the bits, eh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I'm sorry, Al
but I'm going to have to play the "not rising to the bollocks" card right now. Sorry old chap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)

typical behaviour for a hockey playing prickname cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:16, Reply)

C'mon now, he plays pick-up-sticks, he can turn up in his addidas* and still play.


* I origionally wrote nikes here forgetting they also make skates.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)

skates? are you implying that ice hockey is a real sport, but hockey isn't?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I'm only messin' here, TMB has never taken up the bate when I say Field Hockey isn't real compared to Ice and Roller.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

ah good, i like badger
he's alright
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Asics, mate.
Make the best astro blades.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)

OK, it's .33333 recursive, which is 19 minutes 11 seconds.
I'll add that in too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Congratz

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Cheers dude.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:59, Reply)