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Oh man, he's going to get all up in your grill, yo
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Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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There are 20k people who work for Gregg's Bakers.
It would take the entire staff of Greggs, PLUS 25% extra (minus a bit), who's skills you'd have to add to Battereds skills, for him to make me equal. There are 24k libarians in the UK. If you took every single one as 1% of Battered's skillsets, then it would take all of them, plus 333 more of them, or battered to be equal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:02,
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maths doesn't actually work like that, mate.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:04,
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I'm pretty sure twisting statistics to prove a point is a time honnored tradition for both acidamia since the greeks, and media since the printing press.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:05,
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This is the best use of statistics I've ever seen.
And badger can do one if he thinks otherwise.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:08,
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Badger baiting is illegal Al.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:08,
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I'll claim he has TB
He looks the sort.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:11,
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or, I can do 100
by following Gonz'z system.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:09,
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i think you should do 115% of 1
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:11,
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Percent, a part out of one hundred. Perkilo, a part of one thousand. X = 10, M = 1000.
What's the word for the 10ks ? Could you write it something like
o/mk or would it be
o/km? I'm sure one would mean 10,000 and the other would mean 990.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:11,
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Silly saussage, I've been doing it the wrong way 'round.
Battered would be 2.43/
km of me, rather than me being 2.43/
km of him. What a silly saussage I am.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:16,
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yes. but even we don't blithely switch from percentages to actual numbers.
Except Andrew Wakefield, probably.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:09,
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I'm pretty sure you can.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:10,
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I do it all the time,
usually on foi requests.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:12,
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mathematical tradition would require you to apply a conversion.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:16,
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That would present information that we legally have to provide in far too clear a format and make us look bad.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:17,
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This is a joke obviously,
I don't give a shit how the organisation looks, as long as my graphs look fabulous.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:20,
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Dammit. I just asked google and the results were:
al can switch between percentage and numbers - 84.2 million
al can't switch between percentage and numbers - 229 million
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Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:13,
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What's that in percentages?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:14,
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36% of people believe that I can wilfully interchange between numbers and percentages.
Which is over a third, which is more than the number of people who voted for the tories, which means I'm perfectly at liberty to dismantle the NHS if I want to.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:21,
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now this is more sensible maths.
although try and make sure you remember where you put all the bits, eh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:26,
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I'm sorry, Al
but I'm going to have to play the "not rising to the bollocks" card right now. Sorry old chap.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:14,
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typical behaviour for a hockey playing prickname cunt
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:16,
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C'mon now, he plays pick-up-sticks, he can turn up in his addidas* and still play.
* I origionally wrote nikes here forgetting they also make skates.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:19,
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skates? are you implying that ice hockey is a real sport, but hockey isn't?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:23,
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I'm only messin' here, TMB has never taken up the bate when I say Field Hockey isn't real compared to Ice and Roller.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:25,
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ah good, i like badger
he's alright
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:28,
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Asics, mate.
Make the best astro blades.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:56,
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