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Hey you gu-uys!That's FILM. Do you like FILM? I like FILM. I like it so much I call it 'cinema'.
Alt: What do you like?
Alt alt: What's your most irritating personality trait?
Triple alt: Do you want to go to the yards with me?*
*If you get this 'FILM' reference without Googling then you are SKILL and ACE.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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I normally watch thrillersor trashy sci-fi films
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Talking over people
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Unless the yards is a pub, no
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:12,
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Alt: a lot of chocolate on my biscuit(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:15,
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A FUNNY STRIKETHROUGH OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID!!!(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:16,
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BAZING-ALING-ALINGO!!!!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:17,
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the new daytime quiz showon ITV
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:20,
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weightwatchers?(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:25,
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it was a reference to a group of people who like a lot of chocolate!
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:32,
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the best jokes are the ones you have to explain(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35,
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Very true......buch the punchlines of mine are usually piss poor so I end up making polite excuses.
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I have no particular 'type' of film that I likeIf I like it, I like it, that's about it really.
Alt: Bacon, boobs, and blow jobs.
Alt Alt: My face.
Alt Alt Alt: No, not with a Benny like you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:17,
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i went to a cinema and saw a film just 2 weeks agoit was OK
alt: I like the flowers, I like the daffodils, I like fireside, I like the rolling hill, i like the fireside when all the lights are low, bum tiara, bum tiara, bum tiara bum...
altalt: singing all the time
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:18,
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Not really, I can never be bothered to sit through them.Alt: Going to see bands, buying their records, listening to records. I'm pretty one-dimensional.
Alt alt: Being terminally dull.
Triple Alt: Not falling for that again. And I am neither SKILL nor ACE. You, however, are an African Bum Cleaner.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:20,
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I like film less these days, theres hardly anything good onalt i like Battered
alt alt, i'm usually right
triple: what yards?
what?
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i just got your text!!! will go before it shuts at 5i am going to the CINEMA tonight. to see that salmon in the yemen thing.
alt: everything and everyone except cunts.
alt alt: nothing of course. practically perfect in every way. but you knew that.
alt alt alt: clearly i am neither.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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Fucking hell I sent that yonks ago.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:25,
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my phone is shitthe inbox is always full but it doesn't tell me that. so i have hours with no messages.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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Delete all your messagesAnd then kill yourself.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:43,
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my inbox is never full, it just goes on foreveri've got messages going all the way back to when i got my phone
it's weird
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well that's what i thought about my iphonebut no. they have a limit. and i have reached it.
i have a beautiful 4s in the box at home. just too much effort to set it all up.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:50,
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stop being such a gay woman and sort it outblackberry 9810s are where its at
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OH MAN OH MAN OH MANwww.meatlondon.co.uk/butchery-and-wine-courses.php
MEAT the Sausage
Every first Tuesday of the month, 7pm
(In June it will be the second Tuesday due to the Jubilee bank holiday) Top ↑
Where?
Meat N16
How much?
£55 including sausages
How long?
Approx. 2.5hrs
Syllabus?
The history of the sausage and discussion on its many varieties
How you're going to make sausages tonight
Preparation of your pork sausage mix
Stuffing and linking your sausages
I really, REALLY want to do this.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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I'd like to'meat the sausage'
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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I like pretending to give someone something and then laughing when they can't use itMWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Most men find my good looks, wit and charm irritating because I get all the girls.
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PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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You utter cunt.I no longer wuv woo.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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Up there with 'talk like a fucking pirate day'in my 'most likely to be wanting to hit people' calendar.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:30,
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write it in now, we could go out togetherMay the Fourth - be with you
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Real Star Wars nerds don't recognise Star Wars day according to the Earth calendarWe only recognise dates in The Galactic Standard Calendar centered around the Coruscant Solar cycle.
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PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:32,
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Coruscant is the capital of the Republic and the EmpireIt's the city planet with all the huge buildings and that
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35,
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it was my ex's birthdayI like to celebrate by destroying millenium falcons
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:34,
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too late, noob(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:36,
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i wouldn't know what to do with it(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:43,
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Then you are in serious trouble.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:39,
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Oh come on, Break out the fucking laser swords and use your midiclorines(
PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:40,
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is midiclorine what they put in the public baths on hoth?(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41,
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for the love of godplease fix the grammar
i fucking HATE this pic
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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Your favourite character is 'Liam Neeson'.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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My favourite Character is Greedo cos he shot firstand Jar Jar is funny too
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PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33,
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It's been a few years.Plus I'm not a massive nerd CUNT.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:44,
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Well I amhowever when I make a mistake on porpoise I get pulled up on it!
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PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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oh god that bloke on qotw who used 'on porpoise' non-ironicallyand 'anyhoo'. Prick
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Do you find your webbed feet make you a better swimmer?Will you be in the 100m freestyle team for the olympics?
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PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:49,
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i'm an ok swimmer but i'm not athletic enough for the olympicsi get the feeling your trying to bully me and i don't like it
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I have the same effect on men.It's a terrible curse being so suave and handsome.
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I have a hard drive full of "acquired" films, I love film so much.Alt alt: I am completely incapable of masking my emotions, also my opinions of others. In an unfortunate synergy, I cannot abide a fool. I make a lot of people cross.
I don't want to go anywhere alone with you, Boyce.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:30,
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Fine. I'll go on my own then.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33,
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I used to be INTO FILM but now I no longer really care.I think I prefer TV. You get a lot more story. And there are the occasional feature-length shows like Sherlock which is like a film, almost.
Alt: Sleep. I need more of it.
Alt alt: Being terminally dull.
Also, I've been staring at the word apostle for about 5 minutes. It's a weird word. What's wrong with it. Seriously. Fucking Greeks.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:32,
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I've been marathon-watching Breaking Bad recentlyLove it.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:34,
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Have introduced Crow to Life on Mars/Ashes To AshesHe is pleased that there is minimal Bowie despite first thoughts. It's nice to watch them again, I think I missed most of the second series of AtA.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35,
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Life on Mars would be so much betterwithout that whinging moraliser Sam in it.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:37,
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I don't know, I liked Sam. I think a lot of the humour came from him being a stick in the mud.I just find the whole "OMG IT'S MY MUM LET ME CALL YOU MY MUM EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T KNOW ME" thing (in both shows) absolutely mortifying. And not even in a good way.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:43,
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Agreed.It was a weak point in the plot. As was the sexual chemistry between Gene and Alex. Please...
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NoooooooIt's great! They do drag it out a little though...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:46,
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It was a poorly conceived plot device to hook the female viewers IMHOAnd he never got to knob her.
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I quite liked his character......more so than I did the American version. Seen it? The ending is very twee but a good twist.
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No, I don't watch American remakes.(
Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:44,
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Well you're not missing that muchTheir Annie is much hotter and can actually act, but Harvey Keitel as Gene Hunt just doesn't work.
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Does that mean you haven't seen The Departed?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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I didn't know that was a remakebut, actually, no I haven't.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:52,
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Aye, remake of 'Internal Affairs'It is an excellent series though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:56,
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in the end matt damon shoots everyone in the headbut dicaprio has sent a tape of evidence to his wife so damon's fucked and gets killed
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I'm never going to watch the American version.I cannot imagine Gene Hunt not being from Manchester. It'd be wrong.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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The whole"Hey, why youse bein' a woise goiy" 70s American cop thing is a total turn off for me. I can't bear watching films like French Connection for this reason, let alone a remake of a series that I quite like in which they appear to have missed all of the subtleties that made it watchable.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:47,
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Why do 70s American cops have Birmingham accents?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:49,
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That's the accent they had in the 70sdon't you know nothing?
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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I'm embarrassed for him, Monty.EMBARRASSED
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:53,
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I think we all are.This is most uncomfortable.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:55,
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*makes 'awkward turtle' gesture like what 'the kids' do*(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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Taxi Driver wouldn't be the same without the classic quote"Do ya feel luckoi punk, well does yeow?"
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:58,
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"Is youm talking to me?""Oi can't see nowone else 'ere"
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00,
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Is taxi driver the Luc Besson filmWhere Bruce Willis drives his space taxi around trying to catch the German bank robbers?
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PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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Hello youI wanted to talk to you about something but I can't remember what it was, now. Are you doing a Masters at KCL next year?
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Depends......I've yet to see a film adaptation that lives up to the book.
I'm going to out myself here and say that I like intelligent sci fi, comedies and satire in that order.
I have innumerable irritating traits.
I'm not that much of a fillum geek.
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I like the fizzy slush puppies at the picture house.I'm getting a pictures pass on the cheap so I can go when I'm bored and want to go out the house, instead of going to the pub for a pint, I'll go pictures for a fizzy pop.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35,
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I'm "In to Film"Busty Babes 3 and Big Butts 9 are my faves
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PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:46,
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I don't like that wobbly arse dance thingthey do in America. It's weird.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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Triple alt: FFS YOU HOPELESS CUNTS.It's from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Style
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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*Looks blank*Nope. Never heard of it.
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:59,
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I like how nobody knew the quoteand not only that, but nobody could be arsed to Google it.
And not only THAT, but nobody gives a shit about your wiki link, either.
Served.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:59,
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we are not into film like he is(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00,
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I like how you're fucking bent wanker.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:04,
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Coincidentally my Lovefilm subscription just arrived and I'm gonna stick one on now. I'll let you lot decide, Pick of Destiny, The Guard or Transformers 3.
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Transformers 3Fridays should always include massive robots
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:52,
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I only got that as it was filmed in Chicago and it's going to make me go "ooh I know where that is, I've been there etc" apparently it's shit.
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The fact that Michael Bey is involved is usually a clue......to how shite it's going to be. The John Woo of the 2010s
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The GuardIt's the only one out of the 3 that might not be shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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I got love film for free 'till Dec 2012I probably still won't use it.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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They all sound like children's films.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:03,
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The Guard is a black comedy, meant to be very good(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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My new trainers arrived! Designed by me! tell me how shit they are/I am etc.
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They're the colour of gangrene and appear to be quite astonishingly homosexual in every way.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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Have you added the lighter to make it look like you've got flames coming out the back of them?(
JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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so these are chav shoesfor going rioting in? that makes sense
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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So you've designed new trainers and now you're going to set fire to them.Makes sense.
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JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:10,
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They're not as good as those new limited edition Liverpool ones with the griffin on the backand 18 Premier League trophies on the sole.
EDIT: These ones www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/LeBron-James-launches-Liverpool-FC-trainers-but-upsets-Reds-fans-with-design-article892647.html
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Bill Clay Hey Whitey, where's your hat?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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oh god it's like golden wonder cheese and onion crisps had sex with Dr Curt Connors(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
They'll look great sticking out the side of your mobility scooter, when you go for a "jog"(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
ha! My mate has one of those his nan didn't need anymore and he is trying to turn into a speed machine.
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Sadly they won't Chompy.I think they'll clash with his blue car.
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JeffTheDogFucker, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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Check the ports aren't blocked(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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I'm wearing a pair of sneakers todaywhich are SO RARE I cannot even find a picture of them on the internet with which to humiliate you.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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they're like shoesbut for running
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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NoIt's cos' basketball courts in the summer got girls there
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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Size? Ltd Edition Reebok Pump FurysIn camo, red and black. They cost a preposterous amount of money about 10 years ago.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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You're shit at the internetonly-sneakers.ru/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/reebok-insta-fury-pump-camouflage.jpg
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Yes, yes I am.That is them. Or that is those. They are those. THEM.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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try not to touch yourself.only-sneakers.ru/tag/reebok-insta-pump-fury/page/7/
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Don't embarrass yourself, son.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:22,
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just admit it you both have ugly pumps
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Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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Old doesn't mean good. Exhibit A - Bruce Forsyth. Exhibit B - your gay ass trainers bitch.
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You've posted a picture abovewhich negates any opinion you may have on 'sports shoes', ever.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:30,
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'sports'(
Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:31,
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www.fancydressmagic.co.uk/itemview.asp?item=1531§ion=268&lastpage=browse.asp
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WANT WANT W A N TI want to wear them around as normal.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:38,
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Attention span is too short for films, only watch them on the train to/from Newcastle. Alt: The mood I'm in at the moment, basically dancing on the ceiling init. Also my new sunglasses that arrived today, lemme tell you bruv they're proper sick.
Alt alt: Too stubborn sometimes, got a lot better at that lately though.
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the bird put out(
rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK
read the commments. "maroon coloured bag of agony". hahaha.
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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oh god dammitno :(
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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i've got a few b3ta moob-gazzes, will that do?some of them could do with a trip to the "gentleman's log cabin".
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rachelswipe if you logged out to read this, you're a twat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:29,
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Neither do I"gentleman's log cabin"
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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IT'S HITLER'S BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!!!!!(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:24,
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A national *socialist* holiday for all Aryan Ubermenschen, yes.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:27,
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Hitler was a good guy reallyThink about it, he did kill Hitler.
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PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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HahahaI've gone off him now.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:30,
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