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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hey you gu-uys!
That's FILM. Do you like FILM? I like FILM. I like it so much I call it 'cinema'.

Alt: What do you like?

Alt alt: What's your most irritating personality trait?

Triple alt: Do you want to go to the yards with me?*

*If you get this 'FILM' reference without Googling then you are SKILL and ACE.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I normally watch thrillers
or trashy sci-fi films

Alt Alt:
Talking over people

Alt Alt Alt:
Unless the yards is a pub, no
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Alt: a lot of chocolate on my biscuit

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)
A FUNNY STRIKETHROUGH OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID!!!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
BAZING-ALING-ALINGO!!!!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:17, Reply)
the new daytime quiz show
on ITV
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Join our club

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
weightwatchers?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Oi!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
it was a reference to a group of people
who like a lot of chocolate!
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Lunchtime beer...I'm a little slow on the uptake today

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
the best jokes are the ones you have to explain

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Very true...
...buch the punchlines of mine are usually piss poor so I end up making polite excuses.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Yes
alt: Drums
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I have no particular 'type' of film that I like
If I like it, I like it, that's about it really.

Alt: Bacon, boobs, and blow jobs.

Alt Alt: My face.

Alt Alt Alt: No, not with a Benny like you.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:17, Reply)
i went to a cinema and saw a film just 2 weeks ago
it was OK

alt: I like the flowers, I like the daffodils, I like fireside, I like the rolling hill, i like the fireside when all the lights are low, bum tiara, bum tiara, bum tiara bum...

altalt: singing all the time
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Always with the bumming

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Not really, I can never be bothered to sit through them.
Alt: Going to see bands, buying their records, listening to records. I'm pretty one-dimensional.

Alt alt: Being terminally dull.

Triple Alt: Not falling for that again. And I am neither SKILL nor ACE. You, however, are an African Bum Cleaner.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I like film less these days, theres hardly anything good on
alt i like Battered

alt alt, i'm usually right

triple: what yards?

what?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
i just got your text!!! will go before it shuts at 5
i am going to the CINEMA tonight. to see that salmon in the yemen thing.

alt: everything and everyone except cunts.

alt alt: nothing of course. practically perfect in every way. but you knew that.

alt alt alt: clearly i am neither.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Fucking hell I sent that yonks ago.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)
my phone is shit
the inbox is always full but it doesn't tell me that. so i have hours with no messages.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Delete all your messages
And then kill yourself.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)
my inbox is never full, it just goes on forever
i've got messages going all the way back to when i got my phone

it's weird
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
well that's what i thought about my iphone
but no. they have a limit. and i have reached it.

i have a beautiful 4s in the box at home. just too much effort to set it all up.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
stop being such a gay woman and sort it out
blackberry 9810s are where its at
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN
www.meatlondon.co.uk/butchery-and-wine-courses.php
MEAT the Sausage
Every first Tuesday of the month, 7pm
(In June it will be the second Tuesday due to the Jubilee bank holiday) Top ↑
Where?
Meat N16

How much?
55 including sausages

How long?
Approx. 2.5hrs

Syllabus?
The history of the sausage and discussion on its many varieties
How you're going to make sausages tonight
Preparation of your pork sausage mix
Stuffing and linking your sausages



I really, REALLY want to do this.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I'd like to
'meat the sausage'
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I like pretending to give someone something and then laughing when they can't use it
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Most men find my good looks, wit and charm irritating because I get all the girls.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
You utter cunt.
I no longer wuv woo.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)
I like Star Wars

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
its almost star wars day soon

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Up there with 'talk like a fucking pirate day'
in my 'most likely to be wanting to hit people' calendar.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
write it in now, we could go out together
May the Fourth - be with you
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Real Star Wars nerds don't recognise Star Wars day according to the Earth calendar
We only recognise dates in The Galactic Standard Calendar centered around the Coruscant Solar cycle.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
isn't coruscant a ship?
how can it have a solar cycle?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Coruscant is the capital of the Republic and the Empire
It's the city planet with all the huge buildings and that
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
WRONG ON THE INTERNET!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
it was a question, a question can't be wrong

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Were your parents related?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)
they've both got the same surname

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Were they Brother and sister?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
they might have been but i don't think they are now

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
it was my ex's birthday
I like to celebrate by destroying millenium falcons
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
sh+

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
too late, noob

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
I'll give you noob.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
i wouldn't know what to do with it

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I see. Jolly good.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Help me Monty-Wan Kenobi
You're my only hope
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Then you are in serious trouble.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Oh come on, Break out the fucking laser swords and use your midiclorines

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
is midiclorine what they put in the public baths on hoth?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Yup
Some like it hoth
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
haha

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
it's midichlorians

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)


(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
for the love of god
please fix the grammar

i fucking HATE this pic
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I need motivation to do so
Titgazzes will help
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Your favourite character is 'Liam Neeson'.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Qui Gon Jinn?
Nah, he's no admirable ackbar for sure
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Careful...this looks like a trap

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
My favourite Character is Greedo cos he shot first
and Jar Jar is funny too
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Toota toota, Solo?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Oota goota, Solo?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
It's been a few years.
Plus I'm not a massive nerd CUNT.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Well I am
however when I make a mistake on porpoise I get pulled up on it!
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
oh god that bloke on qotw who used 'on porpoise' non-ironically
and 'anyhoo'. Prick
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Do you find your webbed feet make you a better swimmer?
Will you be in the 100m freestyle team for the olympics?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
i'm an ok swimmer but i'm not athletic enough for the olympics
i get the feeling your trying to bully me and i don't like it
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I have the same effect on men.
It's a terrible curse being so suave and handsome.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
ITS FROM THE GOONEYS!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)
HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYS!
Al's first movie role.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I have a hard drive full of "acquired" films, I love film so much.
Alt alt: I am completely incapable of masking my emotions, also my opinions of others. In an unfortunate synergy, I cannot abide a fool. I make a lot of people cross.

I don't want to go anywhere alone with you, Boyce.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Fine. I'll go on my own then.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I used to be INTO FILM but now I no longer really care.
I think I prefer TV. You get a lot more story. And there are the occasional feature-length shows like Sherlock which is like a film, almost.

Alt: Sleep. I need more of it.

Alt alt: Being terminally dull.

Also, I've been staring at the word apostle for about 5 minutes. It's a weird word. What's wrong with it. Seriously. Fucking Greeks.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I've been marathon-watching Breaking Bad recently
Love it.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Have introduced Crow to Life on Mars/Ashes To Ashes
He is pleased that there is minimal Bowie despite first thoughts. It's nice to watch them again, I think I missed most of the second series of AtA.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Life on Mars would be so much better
without that whinging moraliser Sam in it.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I don't know, I liked Sam. I think a lot of the humour came from him being a stick in the mud.
I just find the whole "OMG IT'S MY MUM LET ME CALL YOU MY MUM EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T KNOW ME" thing (in both shows) absolutely mortifying. And not even in a good way.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Agreed.
It was a weak point in the plot. As was the sexual chemistry between Gene and Alex. Please...
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Nooooooo
It's great! They do drag it out a little though...
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
It was a poorly conceived plot device to hook the female viewers IMHO
And he never got to knob her.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I quite liked his character...
...more so than I did the American version. Seen it? The ending is very twee but a good twist.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)
No, I don't watch American remakes.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Well you're not missing that much
Their Annie is much hotter and can actually act, but Harvey Keitel as Gene Hunt just doesn't work.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Does that mean you haven't seen The Departed?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I didn't know that was a remake
but, actually, no I haven't.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Aye, remake of 'Internal Affairs'
It is an excellent series though
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
in the end matt damon shoots everyone in the head
but dicaprio has sent a tape of evidence to his wife so damon's fucked and gets killed
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I'm never going to watch the American version.
I cannot imagine Gene Hunt not being from Manchester. It'd be wrong.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
The whole
"Hey, why youse bein' a woise goiy" 70s American cop thing is a total turn off for me. I can't bear watching films like French Connection for this reason, let alone a remake of a series that I quite like in which they appear to have missed all of the subtleties that made it watchable.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Why do 70s American cops have Birmingham accents?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
That's the accent they had in the 70s
don't you know nothing?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
GOD HE'S SO STUPID.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I'm embarrassed for him, Monty.
EMBARRASSED
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I think we all are.
This is most uncomfortable.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
*makes 'awkward turtle' gesture like what 'the kids' do*

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Taxi Driver wouldn't be the same without the classic quote
"Do ya feel luckoi punk, well does yeow?"
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
"Is youm talking to me?"
"Oi can't see nowone else 'ere"
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Is taxi driver the Luc Besson film
Where Bruce Willis drives his space taxi around trying to catch the German bank robbers?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Imagine it's Gene's American cousin
Issac.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Hello you
I wanted to talk to you about something but I can't remember what it was, now. Are you doing a Masters at KCL next year?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Depends...
...I've yet to see a film adaptation that lives up to the book.

I'm going to out myself here and say that I like intelligent sci fi, comedies and satire in that order.

I have innumerable irritating traits.

I'm not that much of a fillum geek.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I like the fizzy slush puppies at the picture house.
I'm getting a pictures pass on the cheap so I can go when I'm bored and want to go out the house, instead of going to the pub for a pint, I'll go pictures for a fizzy pop.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
But the fizzy pop is ruinously expensive at the flicks
Bastards.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I'm "In to Film"
Busty Babes 3 and Big Butts 9 are my faves
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
:/

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I don't like that wobbly arse dance thing
they do in America. It's weird.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I like cooking
and reading and music.

Altalt: I'm a total cunt.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Triple alt: FFS YOU HOPELESS CUNTS.
It's from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Style
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
*Looks blank*
Nope. Never heard of it.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
It's simply brilliant.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I like how nobody knew the quote
and not only that, but nobody could be arsed to Google it.

And not only THAT, but nobody gives a shit about your wiki link, either.

Served.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
we are not into film like he is

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I like how you're fucking bent wanker.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Coincidentally my Lovefilm subscription just arrived and I'm gonna stick one on now. I'll let you lot decide, Pick of Destiny, The Guard or Transformers 3.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Transformers 3
Fridays should always include massive robots
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I only got that as it was filmed in Chicago and it's going to make me go "ooh I know where that is, I've been there etc" apparently it's shit.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Of course it is!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)

if you blow my cover so help me God !!!
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
The fact that Michael Bey is involved is usually a clue...
...to how shite it's going to be. The John Woo of the 2010s
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
d) DYAAKY

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Click!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
The Guard
It's the only one out of the 3 that might not be shit.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Anything with Don Cheadle in is instantly shit

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I disagree

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
WAKE ME UP! WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Off you fuck.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
All shit.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
I got love film for free 'till Dec 2012
I probably still won't use it.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
They all sound like children's films.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
The Guard is a black comedy, meant to be very good

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
My new trainers arrived! Designed by me! tell me how shit they are/I am etc.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
grim

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
They're the colour of gangrene and appear to be quite astonishingly homosexual in every way.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Have you added the lighter to make it look like you've got flames coming out the back of them?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)

no that's to light shit on fire.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
so these are chav shoes
for going rioting in? that makes sense
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Innit blud, i Iz angry an shit.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
So you've designed new trainers and now you're going to set fire to them.
Makes sense.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)

not the shoes you spastic! my fags.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
They're not as good as those new limited edition Liverpool ones with the griffin on the back
and 18 Premier League trophies on the sole.

EDIT: These ones www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/LeBron-James-launches-Liverpool-FC-trainers-but-upsets-Reds-fans-with-design-article892647.html
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
oh god it's like golden wonder cheese and onion crisps had sex with Dr Curt Connors

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
They'll look great sticking out the side of your mobility scooter, when you go for a "jog"

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)

ha! My mate has one of those his nan didn't need anymore and he is trying to turn into a speed machine.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Sadly they won't Chompy.
I think they'll clash with his blue car.


(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

do you wanna see my new car?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Go on then

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)


(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
It looks a bit too French for my liking.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

It's ace!
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
It'll go on strike every few weeks.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Check the ports aren't blocked

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
It is clearly a Ford Ka

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Vomits

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I'm wearing a pair of sneakers today
which are SO RARE I cannot even find a picture of them on the internet with which to humiliate you.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
What are they?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Shoes
For gays
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
they're like shoes
but for running
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
No
It's cos' basketball courts in the summer got girls there
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Size? Ltd Edition Reebok Pump Furys
In camo, red and black. They cost a preposterous amount of money about 10 years ago.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
You're shit at the internet
only-sneakers.ru/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/reebok-insta-fury-pump-camouflage.jpg
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Yes, yes I am.
That is them. Or that is those. They are those. THEM.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
try not to touch yourself.
only-sneakers.ru/tag/reebok-insta-pump-fury/page/7/
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
BISCUIT!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
SAND

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
HAT!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Shite.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Don't embarrass yourself, son.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
just admit it
you both have ugly pumps
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Old doesn't mean good. Exhibit A - Bruce Forsyth. Exhibit B - your gay ass trainers bitch.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
You've posted a picture above
which negates any opinion you may have on 'sports shoes', ever.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)

but they are for sports not mincing around in.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
'sports'

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
You rang?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)

gym, and badminton.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:40, Reply)
What horrible shoes

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)

www.fancydressmagic.co.uk/itemview.asp?item=1531§ion=268&lastpage=browse.asp
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Officelol

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
They are great!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
WANT

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
hahaha
*clicks*
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
WANT WANT W A N T
I want to wear them around as normal.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Trainers

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Attention span is too short for films, only watch them on the train to/from Newcastle.
Alt: The mood I'm in at the moment, basically dancing on the ceiling init. Also my new sunglasses that arrived today, lemme tell you bruv they're proper sick.

Alt alt: Too stubborn sometimes, got a lot better at that lately though.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Why so happy?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
the bird put out

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Woop

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK

read the commments. "maroon coloured bag of agony". hahaha.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
So.Last.Week

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
You don't read the newsletter then swipey?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
oh god dammit
no :(
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
You owe me a titgaz for that!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
i've got a few b3ta moob-gazzes, will that do?
some of them could do with a trip to the "gentleman's log cabin".
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Neither do I
"gentleman's log cabin"
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
IT'S HITLER'S BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!!!!!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Do you think it should be a national holiday?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
A national *socialist* holiday for all Aryan Ubermenschen, yes.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Hook up the wagon!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Hitler was a good guy really
Think about it, he did kill Hitler.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Hahaha
I've gone off him now.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)

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