I have to go home and pack, and make some cake
then I am going to a gig. I have no idea what my new username would be.

Alt alt - can't honestly say I've had one. Cycling back home in the rain last week full of cider and curry and in desperate, crippling, agonising need of the bathroom was pretty bad. But that's about it.
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

How can a person be in crippling, agonising need of a bath?
I've fancied a bath quite a lot, before, but nothing so urgent as that. You're weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)

berk is a fish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I thought it was a more polite way of saying I really needed a poo
cycling whilst clenching is not fun.
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)

GIRLS DON'T POO

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

The Cure's less successful etc....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Fuck you man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Fuck you both.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

No, fuck you both

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

The Cure's errr... hang on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Dre

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)

The Cure's etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

oddly the original is on the radio right now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Oddly - and shitly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)

You should have just said you were 'busting for a Forrest'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

The Cure's less successful etc....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

10/10
That's the only record of theirs I actually like.

'Love Cats' is the most twee, wanky heap of shit of all time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)

The Cure have made many good and many bad songs
Forest = good
Love Cats = bad
Fascination St = good
Close To You = bad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I'd argue "Friday I'm In Love" is

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Oh Fucking hell that might even be worse
You’re more of a Manics, Stereophonics kind of chap, aren’t you boyo?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Catatonia

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Tom Jones

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)

turtle heading.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

THE CURE'S LESS SUCCESSFUL ETC
olololol
( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Love Shats

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)

OH GREAT, NOW _I'M_ THE CREEPY ONE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)

my house doesn't have a bath
just a shower. I really really really want a bath
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I fucking love having baths.
Despite my being too tall for all bar one bath I've even been in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)

i need to pay someone to put a bath in my bathroom
preferably properly plumbed. This is quite the most domestic of all my dreams
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Where did you find one big enough?
Our bath is nowhere near big enough for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

He means length, not width.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)

One of my ex's lived in a house in Camden
the bathroom of which was about the size of my current flat. In the middle of it was a free-standing, rolltop bath on a marble plinth – this bath was at least 6’6” long and took half an hour to fill. It were REET CHAMPION, AH TELL THEE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)