learn more interesting things to talk about you fat fucks!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm trying quents, I might bust out my "I bottled my homebrew yesterday" annecdote.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:08, Reply)

how'd it go?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)

It went well.
ANNECDOTE OVER!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)

i'm bookmarking this sub thread

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)

we could get back to the BASH?
although i don't remember you getting a mention there. it was all about bobby's trainers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Needs MOAR pictures

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)

you definitely got a mention
people seem quite fond of you, overall
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)

probab;ly because I'm witty and charming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)

yeah
those are traits that are VERY popular
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Ah, so was it my dashing good looks? lolarious posting? Or tough guy with an heart of gold persona?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)

its a shame bobby didn't come, i'd have bought him 2 pints

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)

One for him and one for his stomach.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)

well no i wouldn't want to just buy him once in case it put him off balance
and he rolled away and became a massive unstoppable mass
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)

i didn't see you there
were you the one who got glassed? or the one who glassed him?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)

i glassed everyone cos gonz looked at my pint

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Hey swipe
how was the bash?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Are you coming to Download yet?
BGB is going to be there.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I really wish I could
but I'm having to practice the 'can't get what you want' mode of living.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Nah, go onto WONGA.com and borrow £300, that'll cover your ticket and some beer money.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)

If only I was a complete moron
this would be the perfect solution. What after all, could go wrong?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)

It's a real shame you couldn't come
I did try ringing to see if I could buy you lunch at least or something but the number I have for you doesn't work any more :(
(berk, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Aww sorry to have missed you
yeah I paid off that phone because it was draining my income madly, and haven't bought a new one yet.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

What could go wong?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Rapacious loan companies + no consistent income
= broken legs I imagine.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Look again please!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)

lovely
but we missed you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Well hopefully see you in London soon-ish!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Not everyone was as fat as I was expecting them to be.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)

\o/

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Now if only I'd turned up
to reinforce some preconceptions. Have a good time b3th?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)

I did.
People were lovely.

And contrary to expectations, Stunned and Jeff were both very gentlemanly and walked me back to my taxi. They even made sure the driver wasn't a psychotic rapist. Though in hindsight, it might have been a bit of overkill to grab him by the throat and scream "are you chompy?"...
Shame you couldn't make it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)