By extension
Gonz ruined my shirt, Rakky's cardigan and Swipe's handbag.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)

That Gonz sure has some apologising to do.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)

He ought to write an open letter to Bristol's paramedics
apologising for being responsible for the incident, for ruining everyone's evening and thanking them for all the hard work he indirectly caused.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Did I at least get to pull?
I mean, not the after-pub pulling competition thinggy that sometimes happens and stops the moment Dok Something moves in for the kill... like, a proper pull 'cus someone actually wants to pull.
( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)

The only thing you pulled was your semi-flaccid penis.
Sorry to be the bearer etc.
( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)

_you're_ sorry to be the bearer? At least you ain't the one stuck with The Disapointment.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)

He did bleed quite a lot.
I think it's my fault. It kicked off after pier bash as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)

It's a shame Amberl wasn't around
we were sorely lacking in muscle.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)

And there was the slapping contest outside the club as well.
I might pitch a film idea to Richard Curtis.

Two Fights, No Weddings and Monty's Funeral.
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Oh, I'd forgotten about that.
That was a bit wet, though. I was able to walk right through middle of it without incident.
( Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)

That slapping incident was the gayest fight EVARR

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)

You've obviously never seen Darth get his foot stuck in his "jarmies"

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I didn't realise you two were that close.

( Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfnu0nb4PUI
( JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)