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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well this is going well
What's the weekend going to bring? I am going away and it will rain all weekend, this sucks.

Alt: lunch?

altalt: would you knowing buy a diamond that was cheap as it was a "blood diamond"?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:03, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
haven't you learned your lesson yet?!
weekend? pub on fri night, pub lunch on sat afternoon/evening, recovering sun.

lunch? still thinking about it.

altalt: i would let you buy it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)
what lesson?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
al and i have decided that since q has rejected my request for an ipod
You should make it up to me by flying me over there
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)
what's al got to do with it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Tina Turner'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)
What's al but a second-hand emotion?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
you have made me laugh 3 times today
and only 2 of them were with pity. you should be stuck marking things more often.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Ignore her badger, one minute's it's all like "ooh you so funny and correct on the interent"
the next it's all "you're a bent spastic i hate you".
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
badger would never put me on ignore
i know too much. TOO MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Gaz me, it'll be your insurance

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
he has just sent me a diamond
there's something red encrusted on it, but once i get that off, it'll all be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
That is one expensive and uncomfortable tampon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I'll be marking stuff for the next fortnight on and off.
I will try and keep you entertained.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
excellent
not a word you'll be using much during the next fortnight, i suspect
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)
are you flying me over or not?
At this rate I'm going to have to start dressing up like santa with a bell and a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)
would you bring echo?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
yes*
*no
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
nothing really

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
sorry everyone, didn't mean to ruin your day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
you could go kill yourself?
that would fix it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
House party on Friday, I'm not looking forward to it.
The rest of the weekend, housework, spring cleaning bills, basically like being at work, it'll be shit but I've been putting it off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Alt: of course I wouldn't, it's fucking immoral.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)
as opposed to everything else we buy where people have been exploited?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)
*claps*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
There's levels of morality and exploitation
battery chicken farms don't usually involve child soldiers.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
I was thinking more oil, coffee, that kind of shit.
But it's dull and I can't be bothered to devil's advocate this.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
The exploitation there is usually based on an unfair distribution of money in a flawed but official market
not slave labour used to fund brutal wars and buy arms in countries that desperatly need less arms and more stability.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
yeah. because officially-sanctioned torture and abuse is so much more morally acceptable than that unofficial stuff, I find.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
You're talking bollocks for the sake of it now.
Are you trying to say knowingly buying blood diamonds is morally justified?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
did you miss the "devil's advocate" bit up there?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)
right after the "I can't be bothered to"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
yeah, I lied about that.
It was more interesting than marking a research project on carbon capture.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Did they say it was ecconomic? If so set fire to it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Based on the documentary on last night
Sierra Leone has quite an arms shortage
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
they're mostly 'armless etc etc

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)
money on friday, i will be broke by saturday
No lunch
Alt do people normally buy loose diamonds other than criminals?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
It's much cheaper to buy a loose diamond and have a jeweller set it for you
than buy a pre-made ring. And you get more choice. But it's also easier to get scammed.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)
I've worked out I can pay off all my debts on payday.
but then I'd have £16.22 for the rest of the month.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
well done

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)
go for it!
you can always borrow money from Wonga to see you through
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Good plan!
I may go pay off my credit card totally and then use that for the rest of the month. Which does avoid the interest, but I'll still need cash at some point at least. ITS TOUGH DECISION TIMES!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
More marking, I suspect.
Physio tomorrow. Pub probably. Otherwise little very exciting.

altalt: The more people suffered in the extraction the better as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
pls to explain the sig
do you have a fabulous arse (that really isn't that fabulous)?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)
He's secretly an anorexic posh girl with gun toting french friends

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
My sibling is fucking the heir to throne.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
hair is the one thing he doesn't have much of
harry is much more do-able, if tarred by the ginge brush
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)
yeah, but you just know he'd be done in 15 seconds then collapse and start snoring.
Or shout "tally-ho" or sutin.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
so long as he doesn't watch 2 hours of porn a day in his childhood bedroom at his parents' smelly shithole
i reckon a girl could do worse
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Decorating.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
by that you mean "throwing your faeces at the wall" right?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I did a dirty protest in my hotel in Bristol. Smeared Jeff's mobile number on the wall in my own excrement.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
+ the walls of the cider boat with Gonz's blood

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Do you live in the Palace of Versaille?
Because otherwise painting up a bit of a flat for months on end must mean you aint no Jacko
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)
i fucking love that song
because of yooooooooooooooo these things i doooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
It's a lack of time - I only have weekends (and not everyone of those).
Plus I have had to skim the dining room as the plaster was so poor. I took a long time over this to get it right.

Next after this will be doing the bathrooms, which I don't mind, apart from the tiling, which I hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)
No offence, it'd take half a day to skim four walls, and less to do a patch up job
Maybe if you spent less time pissed or down the pub over the weekend it'd be long done by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
My motivational speech tour is later in the year
Tickets are fast selling out
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
* buys ticket *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Sleeping in my new bed and loafing about on my new sofa
In between exercise classes, naturally.

That's as exciting as it gets.

altalt: Not a chance. That's why I'm boycotting blood oranges too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)
What offends you more
the fact that "blood diamonds" are called such because they're mined and sold to support civil war or the fact that diamonds are actually relatively common and the only reason they're so expensive is because De Biers have a total monopoly on them?

Liddlebidopoliticsladiesandgennlemen
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I'll get the wine you get De Biers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I don't mean to sound like a cunt, but FUCKING HELL EVERYONE LOVES ME EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WANTS TO THROW MONEY AT ME EVERYONE IS MENTAL AT HOW MUCH THEY <3 ME (and my development skills).
People are talking in figures of a good £5k + to what they were yesterday, and thats even with 12 o'clock starts.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
AND you're coming to PIZZA-BASH
it gets no better than this.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Deffo !
Actually really looking forward to it =) Where we going agian?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
hanger Lane

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
monty will reveal all
i hope this doesn't put you off
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
hmmm, bin pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
it was meant to be a flashing joke
but sure we can go with bin pizza if you like
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I was gonna write "I'll go to 90% of the places that Monty has been, if only Lusty would let me".
But I thought better of it. And then I thought to write it in quotes so it looks like a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
so if you had berk and lusty, oiled up and naked
which would you go for first?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I suspect some kind of explosion would occur
leaving the room looking like a truck of wallpaper paste crashed into a mudslide
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
jesus, that's a horrible image
I'm almost disgusted with myself for how much I'm laughing
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)
0o0o0oh, interesting.
There best be some Black Garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
i bought some of that the other day
it is sitting on my bread bin reproaching me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Where did you get it?
I haven't found any offline yet and online requires ordeirng of more stuff than I want.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
i got mine at sainsburys
it's a whole clove, in a sachet, in the fresh herbs section
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
A bulb, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)
oh maybe
a whole thing, not a piece of it. is what i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Bulb
Bulbs have cloves in them
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)

cloves filaments
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
using incandescent bulbs still? you're worse than hitler teabagging mussolini.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
No of course not!
*extinguishes whale oil lamp*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
*lectures tediously and painfully about it despite having never left middle england*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a reference to me isn't it, the third of the day?
*checks policies*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)
yawn

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I have asked you repeatedly to leave me alone.
Leave me alone, I do not appreciate your remarks, your replies to things I say or the not so subtle references to me. This has been going on for far too long.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
ah but it's fine for you to make comments about me, like you did only yesterday, i believe?
that's not at all weird or hypocritical, man.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)

FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Make a tally of how many times you make a comment about me.
and how often I respond.
In fact check how many references you made to me in the 12months I had you on ignore. There's only so many times I can ask you to leave me alone.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)
You are Marlene Dietrich AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:17, Reply)
pssst
i think that was greta garbo
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Oh well. The point still applies.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
no thanks
i don't like you. and you know full well why i don't like you. it's totally down to your own behaviour. if you ever work out how to frame the words of an apology, which i think you know i am owed, we can get on just fine on here. OR you can click IGNORE and solve it that way. easy!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1600851
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Can you two please move over to the left to continue this?
It's getting hard to read over here.
Also, I'm prepared to act as mediator to try to broker a peace deal between you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
How long before Chompy deletes this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I don't believe I owe you anything.
So you're knowingly going to continue to harrass me even then when I have calmly told you to stop?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
hahahahahahahahha, where do you think you are posting this, the L A Law forum? get over yourself.
also, find me an example of where i have posted anything about your real name etc? what you did was much more akin to harassment, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
your arse has cloves in it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
That's why it smells so fragrant

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)

cl ho

best of all the fistings
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I love horses

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)
That'll be High Street Kensington for ya'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
i think i got this in the big one down near parsons green actually...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I bet you got a big one down near parsons green

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
I donno where that is, but maybe I should check out one of their bigger stores.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)
it's near Parsons greem

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)
What's black garlic?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
does what it says on the tin

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
In essence, rotten garlic
It turns the clove to a black jelly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Rotten fermented garlic, not-quit-so poor man's truffles.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I like the sound of that. Perhaps we should split some, that way nobody ends up with more than they want.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Cheers man, but I'm alright thanks.
Have you ever had "Very Lazy" / "Easy on the" garlic stuff? that stuff rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Yep. I like smoked garlic though and I haven't seen them do a version of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)
The fishmongers in Cockfosters do it if you're ever going pass. Ain't worth a special journey for, but if your'e in the area then picking up one is good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Are these actual job offers direct from companies or just recruiters?
Cos if it's the former, good skills son. But take the latter with a pinch of salt, eh? they'll be saying exactly the same thing to thirty other people.

but good to see you're trying to sort a better role, it's the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
2 telephone and one face-to-face interviews tomo...
... about 20 with links direct to company websites with names of directors/hr and proper job specs, and about 30-40 nameless job specs.

=D
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:31, Reply)
skills. go for it.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
The best one was some mong who sent me a list of about 30 jobs with not a single one being anything remotely near what I do, or where I want to be...
... asking me to retrain in ASP/C#, and relocate to Yorkshire or leeds "Where the good jobs are" made me lol.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Recruiters are like estate agents.
They'll try and sell you anything, regardless of what you actually want.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I quite love the fact that I seem to be getting specalists who at least know all the right buzzwords.
I figure if I have to explain more than 2 technical concepts, then they won't be able to explain to the client what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)
You just called my telly gay.
I demand satisfaction, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Mate, you're the top of your game and you're watchin' your entertainment on that. It ain't like a decent one cost much these days.
Don't give me crap about sizes, I know the bigger isn't always the better, and the right size for the right room.... you can still do better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)
What sort of money was it Gonz?
I do C#/.NET.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)
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I'll gaz you the contact.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Hmm, not sure if the salaries are worth the move TBH
I didn't realise I was so well paid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This guy is a mong sending me those specs.
Twenty bucks says he is on work experiance.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I didn't know goats could talk

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)
The weekend will bring me having my stitches out
Lunch was a baguette with nothing in it.

I don't know. If I'm honest maybe I would. I've never been in a situation like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Nah, you were fully stitched up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
That's gonna hurt when the glove starts putting out again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
A baguette with nothing in it?
Dry bread?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:28, Reply)
he spent all his money becoming a hermaphrodite

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)
He could put his sausage in it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I've just eaten four soft tacos from a street food stall on Lower Marsh and feel really, really sick.
I don't know why I shared that.


Oh and this weekend involves two cinema trips, because I promised to take my neice to see Scientists In An Adventure With Pirates*, forgetting it was the weekend The Avengers comes out.

*Or Pirates In An Adventure With Scientists, or Pilates and Scientology or whatever the fuck it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
I have heard it's quite homoerotic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
You mean, you HOPE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I didn't know Aardman did that sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I will be watching my inbox for gazzes all weekend.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Going to the cinema, either Friday night or Sunday afternoon to see The Avengers
*awaits cries of 'dull', 'shit', etc*

Alt: Just had a chicken madras from Sainsburys, not bad at all.

Alt Alt: Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I'm on a Game of Thrones catch up tonight whilst Mrs Cow is at the gym
Gruyere, leek and thyme quiche for lunch. Very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I still haven't watched any Game Of Thrones.
I've got the first series downloaded, but I just don't fancy it anytime I'm by the PC.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Tits, more tits, swords, dragons and tits
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
and dwarfs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
+ tits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Sorry, I forgot to mention the tits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)

30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytstnz9y31qlknj5o1_500.png
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This sounds about as nerdy as it is possible to get.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
TITS!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
I have been to the library and got COMICS

Who wants to touch me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Darth/scarpe, form an orderly queue
Darth, in front of scarpe, not behind.

Do either of you read the Walking Dead comics?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Funny you should mention that
One of my workmates has offered to lend me them, so no I haven't but I will. However I currently have 8 books on loan from the library which I really should read first. Mostly Marvel stuff, and Sandman, since you're asking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)
The compilation books are going for a fortune on eBay
I fancied getting one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I actually don't own any comics apart from on the App on my phone
Very expensive road to go down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I can get all of them as .pdfs but I fancied a book

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Fucking tell me about it.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I mean that rhetorically. Please don't tell me about it.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)
So you're a fellow comics geek, old boy?
Preferences?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)
How did you not know this?
It's not like I don't talk about it all the fucking time.

Without wanting to get too annoying for other people, I get everything DC puts out, maybe half what Marvel does and then a tonne of Vertigo & other trades. You can't beat Chew, Scalped and DMZ for me. And Fables.

Although the best thing I ever read was Y: The Last Man.

And I think I'll stop there before I show myself up worse than ever.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Nope sorry, that is too annoying.
Also, were you touching yourself whilst typing that list?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
No, DC was
Davros' Cousin
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Look who you're talking to
The day I stand over a fellow b3tan and judge them for their nerdy lifestyle choice is... well, most days, but I won't do it to you cos you're a top bloke.

Must admit I've not read much DC other than Arkham Asylum, which is just about the best stand-alone thing I've ever read, apart from Watchmen (obviously). Love the Marvel stuff personally, Joss Whedon's Astonishing X-Men series is my personal fave.

Not been long into comics actually. I have much to learn.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
whoever here is the resident paedo
you fucking manchild
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)
The fact that you called me a MANchild makes that the nicest thing you've ever said about me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
No wonder the government is shutting the fuckers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Quinten has been banned from them
for fucking the shutters
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)
+ wanking at the shared PCs

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)
+ moving the Big Fat Gypsy Wedding DVDs into the aspirational lifestyle section

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)
i don't know what this means, but it actually made me lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I thought Naked Ape was leaving?
Fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
It's ok, seems to just be that one thead that's blocked
I hope this had made your day, unlike darth who will make your hole weak
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)

- -
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)
i was aiming for my first ever LTI :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY HAD

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I'm feeling a chasm between us Tuppy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Nah we're alright you and me, Nakers
*noogies NA*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
*does that pre-cum thing*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)
It was THIS close
*holds fingers together 1/16" apart*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Fuck off you French cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)
zut alors!
Why you call me zis? MERDE!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I got confused about who uses what measurements
i was basically retarded
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Well duh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Was?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
My comp won't let me open something as it says it is already open
IT'S NOT OPEN YOU FUCKTARD
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)
ctrl alt delete,
close the application or process, you fucktard.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)
ctrl shift esc

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
He can't do that with his head dobber and flid arms.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
it's trooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:21, Reply)
It's ok I've fixed it,
phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
THANK THE LORD!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Weekend will be awesome
Guitar shopping Saturday followed by a mahoosive steak dinner with G/F and daughter. Sunday will be twang club, lots of beer and an early evening snooze.
Alt: Lunch was liquid (only alcohol - no bodily fluids) with Pooflake.
AltAlt: Fuck yeah!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
In an attempt to be a little more healthy
I bought some packets of these apple cluster things. You'd think they'd taste like apple, wouldn't you?

Well, they don't. They taste like arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
You'd know, Frenchie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Why didn't you just buy an apple?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
A pomme, you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Il n'est saveur pomme pas, il saveur au derrier
Or something. Totally pretending that I'm an Englishman using Google translate to perpetuate a stupid joke, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I have fizzy fangs from Sainsburys
They taste like chemically win
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Afternoon good sir.
Have you seen this?
I have to admit, I watched the whole, entire thing.
I have no shame.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I have not.
I'll have a look when get home!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
fifty plus minutes!
I can't believe I sat through it all. As one of the comments said, it sounds like the Borg.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
It's becoming difficult to know who to support in the Swipe v Chompy thing.
On one hand she's got reasonable norks, but on the other hand he posts some good stuff.

Thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I think: don't take sides, it's not your quarrel.
Mediation is the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Tits win

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
They're both as bad as each other
albeit for different reasons
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
There's a thing?
I mean, more than there's usually a thing between those two?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Same thing there's always been
you pulled my hair first, no you pulled my hair first etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Oh, that
No point getting involved; there's more chance of Monty fellating Bowie than there is of either of them backing down or admitting they're wrong.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Why did I just drop a hundred and twenty quid on trainers I don't need.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Because you're a gigantic bellend.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Let's not discourage him
he needs the exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Because you are fucking cool
and coolness has no price. You DO need them, you just don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Because you think you're Barry.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I think you're a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
You are correct.
For a change.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
You have some spare change? Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
You'd only spend it on hair dye.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Dye? AA's the Welsh one, not me etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This was so poor
that even street kids in Brazil are offering support
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
sorry to disappoint you
but i'm off for the afternoon now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)

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