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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't mean to sound like a cunt, but FUCKING HELL EVERYONE LOVES ME EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WANTS TO THROW MONEY AT ME EVERYONE IS MENTAL AT HOW MUCH THEY <3 ME (and my development skills).People are talking in figures of a good £5k + to what they were yesterday, and thats even with 12 o'clock starts.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:17,
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latest was 12 years ago)
AND you're coming to PIZZA-BASHit gets no better than this.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:18,
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Deffo !Actually really looking forward to it =) Where we going agian?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:19,
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monty will reveal alli hope this doesn't put you off
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:24,
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it was meant to be a flashing jokebut sure we can go with bin pizza if you like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:25,
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I was gonna write "I'll go to 90% of the places that Monty has been, if only Lusty would let me".But I thought better of it. And then I thought to write it in quotes so it looks like a joke.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:27,
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so if you had berk and lusty, oiled up and nakedwhich would you go for first?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:31,
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I suspect some kind of explosion would occurleaving the room looking like a truck of wallpaper paste crashed into a mudslide
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33,
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jesus, that's a horrible imageI'm almost disgusted with myself for how much I'm laughing
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:38,
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0o0o0oh, interesting.There best be some Black Garlic.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:26,
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i bought some of that the other dayit is sitting on my bread bin reproaching me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:27,
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Where did you get it?I haven't found any offline yet and online requires ordeirng of more stuff than I want.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:28,
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i got mine at sainsburysit's a whole clove, in a sachet, in the fresh herbs section
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:29,
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oh maybea whole thing, not a piece of it. is what i mean.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:31,
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BulbBulbs have cloves in them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:31,
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using incandescent bulbs still? you're worse than hitler teabagging mussolini.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:33,
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No of course not!*extinguishes whale oil lamp*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:35,
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*lectures tediously and painfully about it despite having never left middle england*(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:37,
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This is a reference to me isn't it, the third of the day?*checks policies*
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I have asked you repeatedly to leave me alone.Leave me alone, I do not appreciate your remarks, your replies to things I say or the not so subtle references to me. This has been going on for far too long.
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ah but it's fine for you to make comments about me, like you did only yesterday, i believe?that's not at all weird or hypocritical, man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:09,
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FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:11,
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Make a tally of how many times you make a comment about me.and how often I respond.
In fact check how many references you made to me in the 12months I had you on ignore. There's only so many times I can ask you to leave me alone.
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You are Marlene Dietrich AICMFP
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:17,
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Oh well. The point still applies.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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no thanksi don't like you. and you know full well why i don't like you. it's totally down to your own behaviour. if you ever work out how to frame the words of an apology, which i think you know i am owed, we can get on just fine on here. OR you can click IGNORE and solve it that way. easy!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1600851
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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Can you two please move over to the left to continue this?It's getting hard to read over here.
Also, I'm prepared to act as mediator to try to broker a peace deal between you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:26,
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How long before Chompy deletes this?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:28,
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I don't believe I owe you anything.So you're knowingly going to continue to harrass me even then when I have calmly told you to stop?
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hahahahahahahahha, where do you think you are posting this, the L A Law forum? get over yourself.also, find me an example of where i have posted anything about your real name etc? what you did was much more akin to harassment, darling.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:36,
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That's why it smells so fragrant(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:35,
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That'll be High Street Kensington for ya'.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32,
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i think i got this in the big one down near parsons green actually...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32,
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I bet you got a big one down near parsons green(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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I donno where that is, but maybe I should check out one of their bigger stores.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:05,
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In essence, rotten garlicIt turns the clove to a black jelly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:29,
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Rotten fermented garlic, not-quit-so poor man's truffles.=)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32,
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I like the sound of that. Perhaps we should split some, that way nobody ends up with more than they want.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:42,
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Cheers man, but I'm alright thanks.Have you ever had "Very Lazy" / "Easy on the" garlic stuff? that stuff rocks.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:00,
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Yep. I like smoked garlic though and I haven't seen them do a version of that.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:02,
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The fishmongers in Cockfosters do it if you're ever going pass. Ain't worth a special journey for, but if your'e in the area then picking up one is good.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:05,
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Are these actual job offers direct from companies or just recruiters?Cos if it's the former, good skills son. But take the latter with a pinch of salt, eh? they'll be saying exactly the same thing to thirty other people.
but good to see you're trying to sort a better role, it's the way forward.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:27,
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2 telephone and one face-to-face interviews tomo...... about 20 with links direct to company websites with names of directors/hr and proper job specs, and about 30-40 nameless job specs.
=D
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:31,
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skills. go for it.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32,
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The best one was some mong who sent me a list of about 30 jobs with not a single one being anything remotely near what I do, or where I want to be...... asking me to retrain in ASP/C#, and relocate to Yorkshire or leeds "Where the good jobs are" made me lol.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:34,
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Recruiters are like estate agents.They'll try and sell you anything, regardless of what you actually want.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:51,
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I quite love the fact that I seem to be getting specalists who at least know all the right buzzwords.I figure if I have to explain more than 2 technical concepts, then they won't be able to explain to the client what I do.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:57,
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You just called my telly gay.I demand satisfaction, sir.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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Mate, you're the top of your game and you're watchin' your entertainment on that. It ain't like a decent one cost much these days.Don't give me crap about sizes, I know the bigger isn't always the better, and the right size for the right room.... you can still do better than that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:02,
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+ Permanent Development Team Manager | £50000 | ref:VAC-587235
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+ Permanent Consultant/Software Engineer based in Bedfordshire | £30000 | ref:VAC-501238
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+ Permanent Web Developer (C# ASP.net SQL) based in Essex | £50000 | ref:VAC-549420
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+ Permanent Web Developer ASP.NET (VB.NET) based in Greater Manchester | £30000 | ref:VAC-554304
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+ Permanent C#/.Net Developer based in London - Central | £60000 | ref:VAC-522703
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I'll gaz you the contact.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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Hmm, not sure if the salaries are worth the move TBHI didn't realise I was so well paid.
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This guy is a mong sending me those specs.Twenty bucks says he is on work experiance.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:03,
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