skills. go for it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The best one was some mong who sent me a list of about 30 jobs with not a single one being anything remotely near what I do, or where I want to be...
... asking me to retrain in ASP/C#, and relocate to Yorkshire or leeds "Where the good jobs are" made me lol.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Recruiters are like estate agents.
They'll try and sell you anything, regardless of what you actually want.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I quite love the fact that I seem to be getting specalists who at least know all the right buzzwords.
I figure if I have to explain more than 2 technical concepts, then they won't be able to explain to the client what I do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)

You just called my telly gay.
I demand satisfaction, sir.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Mate, you're the top of your game and you're watchin' your entertainment on that. It ain't like a decent one cost much these days.
Don't give me crap about sizes, I know the bigger isn't always the better, and the right size for the right room.... you can still do better than that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)

What sort of money was it Gonz?
I do C#/.NET.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)

£30-60


+ Permanent Senior C# Developer | £400000 | ref:VAC-499234
+ Permanent Development Team Manager | £50000 | ref:VAC-587235
+ Permanent Software Engineer based in Avon | £25000 | ref:VAC-527268
+ Permanent Consultant/Software Engineer based in Bedfordshire | £30000 | ref:VAC-501238
+ Permanent Senior Developer/Technical Lead based in Berkshire | £40000 | ref:VAC-524538
+ Permanent Web Developer (C# ASP.net SQL) based in Essex | £50000 | ref:VAC-549420
+ Permanent Lead Software Developer based in Gloucestershire | £45000 | ref:VAC-569323
+ Permanent Web Developer ASP.NET (VB.NET) based in Greater Manchester | £30000 | ref:VAC-554304
+ Permanent Senior ASP.NET Developer based in Greater Manchester | £ Neg | ref:VAC-580978
+ Permanent C#/Asp.Net MVC3 Developer based in Hampshire | £45000 | ref:VAC-577423
+ Permanent C# Developer based in Hertfordshire | £40000 | ref:VAC-40631
+ Permanent C#/.Net Developer based in London - Central | £60000 | ref:VAC-522703
+ Permanent ASP.NET Developer / C# Developer - (ASP.NET C#) based in London - Central | £25000 | ref:VAC-588383
+ Permanent Repository Systems Software Developer based in London - Central | £40000 | ref:VAC-590460
+ Permanent Software Developer C# .NET based in London - Central | £45000 | ref:VAC-582007
+ Permanent Web Developer - ASP.NET SQL (Home Working) based in London - Central | £40000 | ref:VAC-583264
+ Permanent User Interface Specialist Developer based in London - North | £50000 | ref:VAC-338157
+ Permanent Mid-Level C# Web Developer based in London - North | £40000 | ref:VAC-444461
+ Permanent Senior C# Software Developer based in London - North | £50000 | ref:VAC-475012
+ Permanent .Net Application Developer based in London - South West | £25000 | ref:VAC-383192
+ Permanent C#/.NET & SQL Server Developer based in Merseyside | £30000 | ref:VAC-581547
+ Permanent Dot Net/C# Software Developer based in Oxfordshire | £35000 | ref:VAC-488372
+ Permanent C#/Asp.Net Developer based in Surrey | £40000 | ref:VAC-378119
+ Permanent C#/.Net Developer based in Tyne & Wear | £35000 | ref:VAC-554073
+ Permanent Senior Developer/Project Manager based in West Midlands | £40000 | ref:VAC-525436
+ Permanent Senior C# Developer based in Yorkshire - West | £35000 | ref:VAC-553299
+ Permanent Software Developer C# based in Yorkshire - West | £30000 | ref:VAC-575061
+ Permanent Graduate Software Developer based in Yorkshire - West | £30000 | ref:VAC-481696
+ Permanent Web Developer (ASP.NET C# .Net VB.Net) based in Yorkshire - West | £35000 | ref:VAC-492343
+ Permanent Web Developer - ASP.Net / C# / SQL - Leeds based in Yorkshire - West | £30000 | ref:VAC-494556


I'll gaz you the contact.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Hmm, not sure if the salaries are worth the move TBH
I didn't realise I was so well paid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)

This guy is a mong sending me those specs.
Twenty bucks says he is on work experiance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I didn't know goats could talk

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:15, Reply)