Not in my new old mans car. It's too pretty. Happy to throw sticks at the wheels though.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What have you bought?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Citroen C5 2006, it's aged me by twenty years.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Never buy French unless it's food or drink.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I know, I know but it's so cool and in really good nick. Plus it has loads of gadgets!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I had a Saxo that had to be scrapped after 55k miles.
I liked it but it was appallingly badly made. Lazy French.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)

k miles dead cyclists
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Not as cool as Quentins Ford Probe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Ford anal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Have bought car.
Go vroom vroom.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)

It's OK. I have an old car.
Anyone that doesn't signal, runs a light or cuts across traffic goes straight over the bonnet.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)

You apply that rule to other cars though right?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

No, just bicycles.
Everyone else pays to be on the roads.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Between us we can take them all down. I'll get a pressure washer and a large bundle of sticks. You fill up the tank, sharpen the door mirrors and fit those spikey wheel things (can't remember the name -bodecias?)
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

We should use my car. Volvos weigh a tonne. Extra bone crushing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Little man, big car syndrome

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Yes. Also 'have a baby so have to take loads of stuff everywhere syndrome'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

*reels in*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)