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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Students, pay attention!
If my students put as much effort into revision as they do into attempted plagiarism, procrastination, whinging and deadline evasion then they would probably do rather well in their exams.
(Also, if I put as much effort into my job instead of procrastinating, whinging and deadline evading then I would probably have been promoted by now.)
I would say this though: if you are handing in a report that constitutes the work of an entire term and that counts for 100% of your assessment for that course, using a stapler will probably put the person marking it in a much better mood, and better mood = better marks.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
If my students put as much effort into revision as they do into attempted plagiarism, procrastination, whinging and deadline evasion then they would probably do rather well in their exams.
(Also, if I put as much effort into my job instead of procrastinating, whinging and deadline evading then I would probably have been promoted by now.)
I would say this though: if you are handing in a report that constitutes the work of an entire term and that counts for 100% of your assessment for that course, using a stapler will probably put the person marking it in a much better mood, and better mood = better marks.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have final year UG students who still call me sir.
this disturbs me.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
this disturbs me.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Could I also add:
Please don't leave the last 3 pages of a 10 page report out. I find it rather trying when a sentence ends halfway through.
Also, for the love of fuck, if you must copy text from the internet I'm probably going to spot it, but it's really easy if you forget to take the fucking hyperlinks out. OKthanxbye.
PS - wikipedia is not a valid scientific reference source.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Please don't leave the last 3 pages of a 10 page report out. I find it rather trying when a sentence ends halfway through.
Also, for the love of fuck, if you must copy text from the internet I'm probably going to spot it, but it's really easy if you forget to take the fucking hyperlinks out. OKthanxbye.
PS - wikipedia is not a valid scientific reference source.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Bloody Internet copiers.
I asked them "Is this your own work, did you do this from scratch?"
"Yes, yes, absolutely" they assured me.
"Really, this is completely original and your own work? Because sometimes people forget to reference things correctly and mistakenly include work that isn't their own" I said, looking incredulous and offering them the chance to redeem themselves.
"We wrote it all ourselves" they said.
On being told they were being summoned to a plagiarism hearing they admitted they "had help".
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I asked them "Is this your own work, did you do this from scratch?"
"Yes, yes, absolutely" they assured me.
"Really, this is completely original and your own work? Because sometimes people forget to reference things correctly and mistakenly include work that isn't their own" I said, looking incredulous and offering them the chance to redeem themselves.
"We wrote it all ourselves" they said.
On being told they were being summoned to a plagiarism hearing they admitted they "had help".
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
your students sound like retards
what are you teaching, how to be a mongo?
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
what are you teaching, how to be a mongo?
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
if you can't figure it out for yourself i'#ll send you the prospectus
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
i tried to do the angry eyes sideway v above that quinten, but it didn't work
even when i out the pre tag in
FML
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
even when i out the pre tag in
FML
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Depends
I teach Chemical Engineering at UG level. Bioprocessing/therapuetic drug development/downstream processing/stem cell therapies at PG level.
How to be a mongo is optional on any course I teach.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I teach Chemical Engineering at UG level. Bioprocessing/therapuetic drug development/downstream processing/stem cell therapies at PG level.
How to be a mongo is optional on any course I teach.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
yeah. sticks of potato deep-fried.
What's so hard to understand about that? honestly, Quents, I despair of you sometimes, I really do.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
What's so hard to understand about that? honestly, Quents, I despair of you sometimes, I really do.
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
i hate it when clever people don't get upset about me pointing out minor errors
( , Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
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