couldn't care less
i once tried watching it. didn't do anything for me. after a couple of mins i turned it off, only to find that i had plugged the headphones into the wrong socket so my flatmate and the neighbours had been treated to it too. i hope they enjoyed it more than i did. watching some poorly waxed red pimply vagina pulsating on the screen is not for me.

i am never petty. all my points are mature, adult, and argued with the dextrous verbal wizardry you would expect of one in my profession.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Your professional language being variations of:
Cum in mouth without condom = £25.
Anal is an extra £50.
No watersports.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

that's.... specific!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Battered has extensive experience in a reviewing capacity.
His knowledge of the UK's ladies of the night is second to none.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)

he's like trip-adviser.co.uk but for prossies
trollop-adviser
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)

www.punternet.com Definitely NSFW.
Disclaimer: I have been told about the site but have never contributed to it, nor have I ever paid for sex, apart from buying dinner.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)

i can't believe your posting porn links now
why haven't you been band yet?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Which Quentin are you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

hello you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)

morning dearest.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)