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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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sleep with her, that'll punish her
alt: mostly wicked. the occasional twat.
altalt: no, been gainfully employed since i was 14.
altaltalt: WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT MY LUNCH?
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 12:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
alt: mostly wicked. the occasional twat.
altalt: no, been gainfully employed since i was 14.
altaltalt: WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT MY LUNCH?
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 12:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Okay Little Miss Demanding.
*sighs* what are you having for lunch?
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 12:59, Reply)
*sighs* what are you having for lunch?
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 12:59, Reply)
well, it's a good question
i have a rather boozy pub quiz tonight, which will mean no dinner. so i am thinking about waiting until 2pm when it will be a bit quieter, and then wandering over to m&s to stuff my face on the justification of no dinner. but leaving it til 2pm does mean all the good stuff will have been snaffled by the plebs.
you can see my dilemma, darling.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:00, Reply)
i have a rather boozy pub quiz tonight, which will mean no dinner. so i am thinking about waiting until 2pm when it will be a bit quieter, and then wandering over to m&s to stuff my face on the justification of no dinner. but leaving it til 2pm does mean all the good stuff will have been snaffled by the plebs.
you can see my dilemma, darling.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:00, Reply)
i just got selfridges to deliver something to the ex after his op
next day delivery was £12! TWELVE!
i had breakfast at fortnums the other day. their welsh rarebit was £15 but fuck me it was like a big cheesy mustardy orgasm.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)
next day delivery was £12! TWELVE!
i had breakfast at fortnums the other day. their welsh rarebit was £15 but fuck me it was like a big cheesy mustardy orgasm.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)
i fucking HATE aldi
i've only ever been in one, once. that was enough.
as for the cunts that populated the carpark..... pikey pikey cunts!
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:11, Reply)
i've only ever been in one, once. that was enough.
as for the cunts that populated the carpark..... pikey pikey cunts!
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:11, Reply)
you two can go fist each other
i look forward to the footage at pizzabash
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)
i look forward to the footage at pizzabash
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)
i know
but he has just had an operation.
that doesn't make it ok, does it?
god i'm such a pussy.
hilariously, he genuinely does love pink socks, so one of the things i sent was the new paul smith zebra socks. made me think of you, it did.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
but he has just had an operation.
that doesn't make it ok, does it?
god i'm such a pussy.
hilariously, he genuinely does love pink socks, so one of the things i sent was the new paul smith zebra socks. made me think of you, it did.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
this one is red
the socks are pink (they do other colours) with a tiny red zebra logo and - oh fuck it, here!
www.selfridges.com/en/Menswear/Categories/Socks/Zebra-socks_101-86057480-AFXJ745AF172/
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
the socks are pink (they do other colours) with a tiny red zebra logo and - oh fuck it, here!
www.selfridges.com/en/Menswear/Categories/Socks/Zebra-socks_101-86057480-AFXJ745AF172/
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
that's a fucking expensive pair of socks
says the man who spent £240 on lingerie yesterday.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)
says the man who spent £240 on lingerie yesterday.
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I am out after work so am quaffing shepherds pie, chips and beans.
What a fat cunt, eh readers?
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:03, Reply)
What a fat cunt, eh readers?
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:03, Reply)
you can't have chips with shepherds pie
it already has potato on the top! food fail...
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)
it already has potato on the top! food fail...
( , Wed 2 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)
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