As Monty says, I can only think of good ones too
August Bank Holiday 2007 was particularly excellent, we spent the day in the pub, and over the course of the day, saw most of our friends, as they all came out to see us. Was great fun.

Alt: It wasn't great, as I had to keep one eye on the door at all times, as my brother had promised that if he heard any noise at all coming from my room, he'd barge straight in, the fucker. And no, it ended up being so uncomfortable that I didn't 'finish'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

If you didn't finish, you are still a virgin.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Just because I didn't finish that time, doesn't mean I haven't since.
Also, I've just been given a tip for the horses this afternoon, if anyone wants one?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

So long as you were in the vicinity of a woman when you finished, it counts.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I was, yes.
Ask YM.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:49, Reply)

She speaks of nothing else.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Yes please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Here you go
https://twitter.com/#!/UkSportsTvGuide/status/197954455377940480
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Thank you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 8:54, Reply)