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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My worst bank holiday and first sexual experience were one and the same weekend.
Your Dad had got drunk and was being violent toward your Mum (as little blokes do). She had decided she wanted a real man and although I was only 14 she knew her achingly beautiful loins longed for me.
Long story short, smelly fanny=couldn't cum.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 9:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Your Dad had got drunk and was being violent toward your Mum (as little blokes do). She had decided she wanted a real man and although I was only 14 she knew her achingly beautiful loins longed for me.
Long story short, smelly fanny=couldn't cum.
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 9:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I feel completely fine this morning.
This defies medical science. How can it be?
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This defies medical science. How can it be?
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Never overextend your thrust. You are vulnerable... and off balance!
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Then I suggest you get yourself one.
Why deny yourself life's little pleasures?
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Why deny yourself life's little pleasures?
( , Thu 3 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)
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