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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Never borrow significant amounts of money or buy cars off friends.
Surefire way to end the friendship.

Never buy an "x" off a professional "x"er. Mechanics don't maintain their cars, IT guys don't maintain their computers. Nobody likes coming home from work and having to do more fucking work, only for free this time.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Also, never 'go black', as once you have, apparently, you become unable to 'go back'.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)
I'd make a joke, but I have no idea what it is you do.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
I heard that you're not a "man" until you'd had some "tan".

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)
very much so
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-17934780
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)
+go

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Speaking as a true equal opportunist
I can verify this. My testicles dropped all over again.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:22, Reply)
variety is the spice of life, old boy.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:23, Reply)
I heard it's pretty crappi....

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I heard its up to you...

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I heard you need more than a finger, to go with a ....

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)
And trust me, you don't want to fucking touch any of my stem cells.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
*trusts you*

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Mate, if I had some of your stem cells, I'd be fucking like a horse who has a 1st honors degree in something I've not heard off.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:50, Reply)
you could shove them up your cock end and shit out a hockey stick

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:55, Reply)
I bet badger once forgot his hockey stick at home, wasn't a problem for anyone except the opposing team.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)
AND he plays in goal.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)
which would be funny for skating hockey as the goalie sticks are bigger.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)
A nice dollop of asperges here Gonz

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)
In normal hockey they're occasionally double-bended.
I'm saying nothing.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I also recommend not 'shitting on your own doorstep'.
I mean, that's just revolting.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Never poke the payroll
Always ends badly.
(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Not always. That's how I met my wife.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Was she poking the payroll too?

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:29, Reply)
They high fived during and the rest is history

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:35, Reply)
she was the payroll

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Pegging ftw.

(, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)

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