Never borrow significant amounts of money or buy cars off friends.
Surefire way to end the friendship.

Never buy an "x" off a professional "x"er. Mechanics don't maintain their cars, IT guys don't maintain their computers. Nobody likes coming home from work and having to do more fucking work, only for free this time.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Also, never 'go black', as once you have, apparently, you become unable to 'go back'.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 3 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I'd make a joke, but I have no idea what it is you do.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I heard that you're not a "man" until you'd had some "tan".

(Set your faces to Stunned. Bon viveur, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)

very much so
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-17934780
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)

+go

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Speaking as a true equal opportunist
I can verify this. My testicles dropped all over again.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:22, Reply)

variety is the spice of life, old boy.

( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I heard it's pretty crappi....

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I heard its up to you...

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I heard you need more than a finger, to go with a ....

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)

And trust me, you don't want to fucking touch any of my stem cells.

( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

*trusts you*

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 3 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Mate, if I had some of your stem cells, I'd be fucking like a horse who has a 1st honors degree in something I've not heard off.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:50, Reply)

you could shove them up your cock end and shit out a hockey stick

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I bet badger once forgot his hockey stick at home, wasn't a problem for anyone except the opposing team.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)

AND he plays in goal.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)

which would be funny for skating hockey as the goalie sticks are bigger.

( Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)

A nice dollop of asperges here Gonz

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)

In normal hockey they're occasionally double-bended.
I'm saying nothing.
( the mighty badger is a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, Thu 3 May 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I also recommend not 'shitting on your own doorstep'.
I mean, that's just revolting.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 3 May 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Never poke the payroll
Always ends badly.
(Captain Placid Good at something, not doing it for free, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Not always. That's how I met my wife.

( Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Was she poking the payroll too?

( sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:29, Reply)

They high fived during and the rest is history

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:35, Reply)

she was the payroll

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Pegging ftw.

( Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)