Mini ape has a new friend
born this morning at 7lbs 8oz :)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:13, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Congratulations. Boy or girl?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:15, Reply)

fucks sake
I don't care how big and impressive it is, you shouldn't let your baby play with your shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:18, Reply)

Hahahahaha 10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:27, Reply)

Hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:42, Reply)

You have a second child?
Or someone you know has?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:21, Reply)

Friend has had a little girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:42, Reply)

You twat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:47, Reply)

I thought I'd spread some happy news
Bu if news of peoples lunch, shit weekends of warhammer playing and crippling emotional issues is more interesting I'll stick to that.




Twat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Yes. Stick to what you know.
You prolapsed twat.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Go on Battered, 'it 'im

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

CALL HIM A TWAT AGAIN!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Alright?
He's knows he's a twat, he doesn't need telling again.

Yet.



The twat.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I think a gentle reminder might not be a bad thing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I think my sig should do it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)

It's common knowledge that you aren't 'big'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

This is exciting news!
Someone who you don't know, who is friends with someone else you don't know online has had a child you will never meet or give a second thought to.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:42, Reply)

We must have pictures!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:45, Reply)

The arrogance of the man, assuming that just because he's friends kid is less than a year younger than his own
that they will grow to be friends themselves, is quite astounding.

I heard that his friends kid already thinks that his child is a tedious cunt of the highest order.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

'your the same age, you'll be friends'
'no we won't mum, he pulls the wings off insects and shits himself'

'be nice ape, poor Al is a lon way from his "home"'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I heard he fiddles with his kid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:56, Reply)

how'd you break into the gorilla enclosure?
Again?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:27, Reply)

No-one cares.
WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:28, Reply)

Oh man, what was the sex like? I bet it was good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Maybe one day you'll get to find out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:42, Reply)

I hope so !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Congratulations fella!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)