Morning, you fucking wankers.
I am 2nd in command in my firm, and nominally head of my department, but it's a small company and my boss micro-manages everything so it's fairly meaningless, if I am completely honest.

Alt: No kid this weekend, and no Lusty as she's working the next three nights. What do you suggest I do? Apart from DYAAKYing, of course.

In other news, Lidl's Black Forest Ham is fucking incredible and stupendous value. You get about ten bits for two quid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Your job sounds similar to mine.
Alt: I think the answer you probably want is: go round stunned's, drink all his decent booze, have him cook for you, then hoover up whatever MDs he has to hand.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Parasite lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)

This seems like a tremendous idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

ALL BACK TO STUNNED'S!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)

PARTY!
Pull up a woman.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Make yourself a large batch of bleach martinis
Are you in charge of finance at your company?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)

My main duties consist of smashing your wife's back doors in whilst you are at work.
It's nice to be able to see my other kid as well. You're doing a great job of parenting there - thanks mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)