I've got about 3 people working for me, so I suppose I must be
If you count PhD students, 6 or 7.

both the nicest and nastiest thing was a written warning to a guy who worked for me when I was in industry. Nice because I should have sacked the cunt for gross misconduct but I bottled it.

Alt: It's my wedding anniversary so I suppose I should do something, really. Is a pint and a burger acceptable, do you think? LOLJK I'm taking her to a very lovely restaurant. Mind, it was in the Guardian Weekend the other week so it'll be full of tofu-knitting fucktards no doubt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'Tofu-knitting fucktards'
I am SO stealing that!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

One weekend Tayyab's was in the Guardian on the Saturday and then the Observer on the Sunday.
The place was ruined after that. Middle class knobends complaining about queuing when they were about to have a fantastic dinner for about a fucking tenner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Quinten (one of them) just deleted something there and broke it all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I have just noticed an anagram of your user name is 'bent yom coy'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:53, Reply)

You weird cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)

'acuteness footed runty' is an anagram of 'set your faces to stunned'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)

You are the runty round here, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Battered = 'bed treat'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Bread tet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Capital D Panic
Best I could come up with for mine
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 4 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Oddly, this place is an Indian, too
It was where they sent the Weekend "date" pair last week. Been meaning to go there for ages but it's pretty fucking expensive so needed a decent excuse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

i was reading about indians last night
geronimo and cochise were motherfucking hardcore
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I'm kinda lucky when it comes to Indian food
There's loads of good, cheap Indian restaurants, takeaways and cafes in Coventry - especially down the Foleshill road. Mind you, the one Tangledupinblue recommended the other week was excellent!
If only we had a good Chinese!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 4 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)