You there. Yes, you.
Hello. How's your evening going? I'm having a brilliant time staring blankly at a load of bedsteads. Where did you get your bed from? I've looked in Argos, Dreams, John Lewis, even random ones like monsterbeds.co.uk but they're either all metal, awful value, poor quality pine or have slats/poles instead a solid headboard. Ffs.

Have an alt: What's the best dream you've ever had?
( Bats, Mon 7 May 2012, 20:56, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My bed used to belong to my brother. I have lost one of the poles though so the headboard no longer fits. I have solved this problem by using two skateboard decks. Works a charm.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)

TEDIOUS BUT UNDENIABLY BED-RELATED FACT: I live about a mile down the road from the Highgrove Beds factory.
Don't know where mine came from, it was second-hand when I got it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:11, Reply)

BED FACT
I bought my bed because I knew the ex would like it. I still have it. Every night is awkward night at Chez Kronée!
( Kroney, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)

similar tale
I have a kingsize bed because the ex was quite tall. It arrived after we split up, but not before I left the house. I took the bed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I dreamt that you DYAAKY

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Ebay
much as I love my little Oxford dungeon, I do long for the day when I can buy my own damn bed instead of using the one that comes with the flat I rent, and what's more, I long for a flat big enough to put it in instead of a futon/studio combo. Oak furniture land had some nice ones, last I looked.
(berk, Mon 7 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I got my from Dream on the other side of enfield, I very much like my bed, it is soft and comfortable and has four draws under it to keep my close (that I wouldn't wear that season) and bedsheets in.
It's alright, if only a bit lacking in the sex department.

Amazedogs is doing stunningly well, more than I could have expected, we're on 56 likes now and people are also liking my content.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)

P.S - Hello Bats ! How are you doing? You don't normally come to these parts.
I hope you're still as fabulous as usual =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)