could somebody start a decent thread today please?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:11, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I doubt it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

No change there then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Come on Quinten(s)
At least ask a fucking question where the answer is not yes or no
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

so far nobody has written just yes or no

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Not many people actually answer the question asked

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Yeah
At least fake Quentin puts in a bit more effort.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

i've always secretly preferred fake Quentin :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Battered., Tue 8 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)

He was certainly accepted here a lot quicker than you were.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)

i don't even know why it is that that was that it is
i'm lovely
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Sorry, I've moved up to fake Quentin's thread now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

it is much better than this one, granted

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)

How was everyone's Bank Holiday weekend?
Mine was shit. Ill kids and managed to scald a hole in the top of my foot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)

fuck off
no-one cares
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)

fuck off
no-one cares
(Battered., Tue 8 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

i care, my child was also sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)

*sick child sadface high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

who'd have thought so vomit could come out of something so small
our flat looked like a laundromat with clothes having been washed and hanging out to dry everywhere!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

I remember the 1st time Mrs Cow went out and left me in charge of Calf One
She puked at least twice her own bodyweight out. I had to shower once she was asleep as she had covered me in it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

hopefully they'll all die

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Good thanks.
Took Mrs Battered out on Saturday night; first time we had got a babysitter and gone out without our daughter.
Sunday afternoon was spent drinking beer in the company of Monty and Lusty.
Yesterday was sorting a load of domestic stuff out and eating pork belly.

How did you scald your foot?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

i did a roast on sunday

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Using both hands does not make it a roast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

at least I can use both hands
prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

One at a time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I was making Sunday dinner and the kids barged into the kitchen
I was in the middle of decanting boiling water into the gravy from the veg and slipped.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

i tried to make a veggie gravy with my roast but it turned out to just be herby water

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Why would you make a veggie gravy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Same reason he does anything, because he is a fetid cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Needs MOAR meaty gravy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

my gf is a fucken veggie innit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Tough
Gravy has meaty bits in it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

well stock then
fucks sake, this isn't the gestapo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Then you are shit at making stock
How can you fail at making a stock FFS?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

cos it turned outt o be herby water, weren't you listening?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Ouch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Indeed
I have a £1 sized hole in my foot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

you might be evloving into some sort of vending machine for dullness

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I am learning from your sage ways, oh herby Yoda

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Not bad thanks
I won another bet, spent a nice day in the pub, and had some friends round for what turned out to be an excellent night too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

The yin to my yang

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I got blocked from the last thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

i wish you were blocked from life

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

arh, bully

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

i wish you were blocked from life

(Battered., Tue 8 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)