I am _not_ made out of slugs or snails, although I have no issue about the puppy dog tales.
And I seriously seriously question weather Crackhouse is made out of sugar and spice, although I admit she is probably made out of something nice.

And it wasn't the breeze that tickled her knees, it was my fiiiIIIIInger. Magic, moments.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wasn't it "grass that tickled your arse"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Oh, this is my uncle's version, he's in his late 60s, so back in his day that _was_ rude.
I'm going to inform him of this update when I next see him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Meat. I'm made out of meat. That's pretty nice.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I'm a _big_ fan of combining meat and fire.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)

*backs away slowly*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I'm a _big_ fan of mixing tap water with robbinsons
/ac
too
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Orange barley water.
The only one of them worth drinking.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Red, Purple or Orange flavours, in that order. I don't mind what the flavours are, all the ones that fit those colours I like.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)