Hi all, my first time posting here be nice ;) xx
So does anyone have a list of animals that can or can't vomit? I tried bing.com but I gave up reading after the first result.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Here you go fatties
uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/jo-romero/10-best-burger-recipes-102234908.html
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)

The first one is TOFU.
'Best burgers' my shitpipe.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I think I'll make chicken burgers tonight with the Thighs I've got left.
Chicken thighs in a burger! I'm so crazy (they're de-boned, I'm not a mentalist)
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Waks on, waks off.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I'll have to get eggs though, dammit.
I have goats cheese as well so I'll stick some of that shit in there, lovelly.
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)

+e

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Cheeese?

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)

You tried that panko stuff instead of breadcrumbs?

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Only in katsu curry, I've got half a day old baquette at home.
Thrifty tip for you there
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)

How is you having some stale bread any kind of tip for me, EH?

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)

It's my housemates.
Free breadcrumbs!
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I get mine off the floor in the park next to the duck pond.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Chicken thighs are the best bit.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)

you sound like a chicken pervert

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

*rubs thighs*

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Agreed.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I made a rather nice slow cooked curry with them a while back

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)

That article is shit.
'Special mayo'? Fuck off.

Also, the tomatoes on the classic burger are far too thickly cut, there's more tomato than burger there. The fact that they've suggested adding mayo to 7 of those burgers leads me to the conclusion that the writer is either a belming spacker, sponsored by Hellmans, or both. Probably both.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)

A 'Bellmann', you might say.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)

One's just a mushroom in a bun.

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)

FFS

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)

It's alright though, they have a meaty texture when lightly cooked.
Try my new sunday roast recipe. Yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes and a fucking mushroom.
( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!
'Hogh-hee-hogh, les roschampignons, zey are crazy'
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)

um
why has no one picked up on the phrase 'special mayo' clearly referring to spunk?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Because not everyone is a deviant like you.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:44, Reply)

seriously?
on here?
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Who the fuck puts mayonnaise on a fucking burger?
a chicken burger, I can just about understand that, but beef? Fuck off. Also, a 'tangle' of red onions? Fuck right off.
(berk no mistakes no misbehaving, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)

A cunt - that's who. A bent cunt and all.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)

A tangle of fuck off presented on a bed of crisp fuck off further

( Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)

With a side order of die.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Probably the same kind of perverts who think that fucking Pineapple is an acceptable burger accompaniment.
Fucking arseholes.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

They fucking are.
That's why they like pineapple rings - they remind them of their own ragged bumholes. The cunts.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Too right!
Don't even get me started on these bastards, these utter shitters, who want fucking artichoke in their burgers. People in burger shacks should be legally obliged to scream "CUUUUUNNNT!" and jam a fork in their eyes, the total, TOTAL fucktards.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Even that's too good for 'em.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)

can't help you there, big soz xx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)

you fucking cunt.

(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)

hey what i said sorry, its not my fault

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)

ok ok i don't normally do requests but here you go
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=vomit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

thats alright don't thank me or anything
cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)

The Queen doesn't vomit.
She shits like a train though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)

A leaky, fish-and-wee-wee scented train.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)

It makes Phil like a rod I heard.
It's those fucking greeks, the perverted humus munching cunts.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I've heard he 'coalitions' Liz right up the 'Eurozone'.
It's the Greek way, you see.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)

i just found out one of our clients is a relative of the greek prime minister

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Why does he do it?
Kos he can.
( JeffTheDogFucker, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)

LTIFEYMSC.

( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:36, Reply)

They've changed the software on my replacement phone.
Now sending texts is nigh on impossible unless you have the fingers of a tiny mouse.
( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)

It's OK everyone I've fixed it.

( Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 17:54, Reply)

This stood for Leave The Internet For Ever You Massive Spastic Cunt.
Hi Jeff!
( Battered Would you really have a negro run our firm?, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:00, Reply)

I feel a bit sick
but I realise I've only eaten food from vans, pasta and breakfast cereal for at least a week. And I drank a fuck load on the weekend. I've made bolognaise (which, admittedly also means more pasta) and will see how it goes.

I'll keep you posted on the fascinating progress later
( Citizen Cavy is reporting your crimes to the great leader on, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:49, Reply)

get one of every animal and stick your fingers down their throat.
better yet, invent time machine and ask noah.
( mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 10 May 2012, 18:25, Reply)