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I got 6/7
Alt: Weekend plans??1?!?!
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:13, 242 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
7/7Not bad for a dead fatty.
Alt: Not sure really, my friend's band are playing a local venue tonight, so I might go and see them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:15,
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I'm going to Wedding... party, they got married abroad so I don't know what it's called. Then I'm going to buy some shoes.
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black ones with shiney buckles?Or those half brown shoe half trainer things?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:21,
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I'll get some work boots for walking to and from workand some loafers probably.
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you work on spreadsheets, why would you need "workboots"?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:24,
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Because I walk 4 miles a day to and from workNormal work shoes just fall apart.
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you should cycle, i heard milton Keynes has some lovely cycle paths(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:26,
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I got 1/7.Alt: Babysitting tonight and tomorrow morning. Ex kept her off school today as she's got a cold. She told me to 'keep her topped up with fluids'. Given the precarious nature of my current negotiations, I wish I hadn't pissed myself laughing at the Scaryduckish nature of that request.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:17,
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The questions were bollocks.I listen to Radio 4 for half an hour each morning AND read the fucking Metro AND most often the Standard on the way home. I get a good hour of 'news' a day.
Cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25,
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I was all great until I realised I had to fucking save for a deposit.(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I keep having to buy things and pay things.It's starting to give me the hump.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:21,
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Shit isn't it. At the end of this month I would have paid off all my Malaysia spendingand been all gravy, but OH NO I have to get a deposit for a shit flat somewhere.
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Can't you use the deposit from your current flat?I had to find £1800 as a deposit on my place
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:23,
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ah, fair enoughhow much do you reckon you'll need to pul together; it sucks that most places want 6 weeks worth of rent these days
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25,
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Nah it's ok, but looks like I won't be able to pay off my credit card totally for another month or two(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I should be downsizing againso hopefully I should be alright. It's just a pain in the fucking arse. I need a new job.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29,
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IT supportIt isn't what I want to be doing, but I've got no real choice but to stick with it for a while longer.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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what do you want to do?Aside from not live in Slough
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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AV installationsI'll sling my CV around, but I'm not hoping for much.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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Oh man I need an AV installing right fucking now!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37,
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3 and they were guessesalt: meeting our new neighbours for a drink tonight, want to see the Avengers tomorrow, then party saturday night, then sunday lunch booze then collapse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:20,
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I'm sure, nothing wrong witha bit of escapismi am also looking forward to Prometheus and Batman
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:22,
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i'm going to see promotheaus! cineplex, 7pm june 1stbe there or be2
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
yeah, some girl i know said she'd go with me but then she's gone all sulky at me so i'm not going with her anymore(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
well i've got a girlfriend so it wasn't a date, but my gf doesn't like violent or scary films so:(
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meh, she does good at other thingsshe made me four double chocolate muffins last night, i haven't touched them yet, but its the thought
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Haha, Tracey is such a slag(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:27,
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she came in to do some photocopying yesterdayshe didn't seem as slaggy as she has been lately, but she is still really old
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she's a nice lady, but she's just one of the many sucked in by malcolm's charms(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
oh man, you should write a book about all this.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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where's the Q? that's what to call it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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I'm dong NOTHING until I go to the cinema with Q.I'll just be waiting for him, waiting and wanking.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:27,
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Is that why cinema floors are always sticky?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28,
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no, that's your mum's cunt slime.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:29,
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oh man, I sent a plumber round to plug that as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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the lost kingdom on clunge.I hope he brought a tent.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:35,
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Tomorrow night I am going to WATFORD.Woe is me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:28,
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Oh LOLA birthday party in a house full of drunk birds about fifteen years my junior.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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monty the sad sack uncle :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33,
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hahahamaybe you should wait in the car, maybe have a little snooze
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:35,
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and tut a lot.possibly scowl too.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37,
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start every sentence with "when i was your age..."(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39,
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Whilst stroking a box of scalpels.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:48,
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bring a guardian and rustle it a lot, while tutting.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44,
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A birthday party in a house full of drunk birds about fifteen years my junior.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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Don't take Stunned FFS, the dirty old git's blood pressure couldn't cope with all those young women. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33,
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when you move into your studio flat in someone elses houseyou can have your own parties all the time
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40,
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The two stations in watford are really far apart.I found that out once.
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They're joining them up with a Tube extensionthey're that far apart.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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if you were going in an american car (chortle)and you weren't sure which model to get (snigger)
but you had to choose a specific make (guffaw)
what ford would you use?
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If you where on a Norwegian cruise, right?And the Captain died, right?
And you were the only other person that knew how to drive a cruise ship, right?
And you had to choose a glacial valley to park it in, right?
Which fjord would you choose?
Oh wait, I told that wrong.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40,
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Things sound tougher than I had thought.Have they opened a new Lidl or something?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:32,
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oh shit! if you're there then..... oh-oh!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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I prefer prunesLOLOLOLOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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seen him before but i told him to fuck off because hes a twatwaffleBut now he's "serious"
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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i already did rape with apricot, you idiotbesides a dried grape is a raisin you idiot
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i was doing dried fruit, the fucking idiot, i can't believe he jsut ruined all of our weekends(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I peach isn't dried you dribbling spastic(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42,
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I hope he doesn't turn out to be A DRIED-UP OLD FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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I know. Soz.Have a great time. Make sure you tell someone where you're going etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39,
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im not sure how i feel about itSo I'm watching tangled to make myself feel better
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42,
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I saw that with my daughter.I thought it was 'acceptable'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44,
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I have yet to have the pleasure of that one.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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i thought you meant tangledupinblue theni was thinking you had webcams on all of us
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49,
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do you eat dried apples Quintin DO YOU????(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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do me a favour Q?can you flounce clock that poopants prick on /talk?
much love
xxxxxx
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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only as long as you can be arsed.oh man, the memories. this is how we met!
xxxxx
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49,
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oh gosh, I can't wait for that cinema trip(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52,
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i don't know I'm torn between dressing fiercely to show how awesome I can look
Or just not bothering because he's not worth it
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44,
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The latter.He can get to fuck, the stupid wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:46,
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by not bothering do you mean in the nip?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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DEFINITELY dress to look all of teh awesomethere might be other hot guys there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:48,
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you've met me twice nowwhat part of this surprises you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54,
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then i rest my caseyou ass-grabbing ass-burglar
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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I don't think you're allowed to use as a weaponthat which you instigated.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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dude i can't help having a HAWT a$$but i don't think that justifies him going at it like a horse eating apples through a wire fence
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06,
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its a good pointBut we're going to tgi fridays so probably not
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56,
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I'm not sure you'd be up for meetinga latently homosexual cultist midget, anyway?
Edit: If you are, there's always Battered.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06,
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oh........... but i thought it WAS a fridays? maybe things have gone downhill since the 80's.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06,
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cover your face in shit and ask him if he wants to fuck your new ass(, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Good advice, as usual(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50,
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This works for me every time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52,
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how many guys have you got into the sack with this?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:53,
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he used the ninja sword to chop his head offand then sit on it, sexah teims!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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I can't believe I actually fell for it. The overpowering stench is very persuasive.
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shouldn't you be pounding the streets on the rory campaign?not wasting time hanging around here.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55,
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Tonight I plan to smoke, drink and dance the hoochie cooTomorrow night, the same if I can get away with it.
Sunday, unavoidable boring shit with the inlaws.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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Yes, it is a good onePerhaps I should start my own thread with it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52,
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is there time for us to snuggle?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56,
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I can't suppress the voices any more stunned, my mind must be heard! (, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)
No, I mean it will stop you drowning. Monty fell down 6 flights of stairs with two litres of whisky and didn't spill a drop. How is this possible?
(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Classic projection here. You're bored of life, bored of OT, bored of the Internet. You must DYAAKY
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clock.msurma.net/
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07,
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THE rapist?you've got some stiff competition around here before you can claim that crown
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:10,
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whats your favourite dried fruitname an animal that can't vomit
favourite colour?
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you haven't asked one since you got herewhat sort of shit therapist are you?
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4/7 and I pay almost no attention to the news so anyone who got less is a half-wit.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 16:00,
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No you don't.your admiration for me, mixed with your jealousy is just overwhelming.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 16:02,
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sometimes i do genuinely think you two would make a good couple, you know(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07,
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I'm not sure which is the worst of these posts(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:09,
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uhno offence, CQ
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:09,
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Right, that's it, I'm leaving.at least until next Tuesday
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 16:25,
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oh god, what have I done?!You're just here for newbie tuesday to get fresh blood
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:26,
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3/7 and two of those were lucky guessesI haven't watched an episode of the news for ages, I'm afraid I wont be able to catch up with the storylines if I start again
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:01,
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rightand they are?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:02,
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It's been so long since I watched Neighbours that I don't even know those characters.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 11 May 2012, 16:03,
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i saw home and away the other day, i don't think it's changed in 15 years(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
dunno i only saw a few minutes and irene was still in it and some other faces i recognised(, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
And the girl, Sal I think her name is, who used to be a little cross eyed 10 year old now owns the caravan park and has taken on the mantle of Ailsa.
I didn't see Bouncer or Vinegar Tits.
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bouncer was neighboursremember the dream
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:20,
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the x rated chip shop menu(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:25,
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Ahhhh, no. You are WRONG. It was Prisoner Cell Block H.
He used to bring me roses,
I wish he would again.
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man, I really want a pickled egg, now(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:28,
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i heard it was quite surreal these daysthere was even a role playing plot
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:23,
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Is Alf still in it? What about the head teacher that married that Aussie bird out of Emmerdale.
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