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i have a date on Saturday
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:33,
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latest was 12 years ago)
so what, i have a prune!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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oh shit! if you're there then..... oh-oh!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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there's no raisin to question my presence
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:35,
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I prefer prunes
LOLOLOLOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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First date? Or have you seen this one before?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:34,
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seen him before but i told him to fuck off because hes a twatwaffle
But now he's "serious"
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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i couldn't give a
fig
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37,
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We don't want her to get g-raped
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38,
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i already did rape with apricot, you idiot
besides a dried grape is a raisin you idiot
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39,
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WHAT A WANKER.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40,
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i was doing dried fruit, the fucking idiot, i can't believe he jsut ruined all of our weekends
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:41,
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I peach isn't dried you dribbling spastic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42,
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Is that like 'I Claudius'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49,
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it can be you fucking idiot
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52,
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SLOW AND INCORRECT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:40,
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So you're going out for dinner with him because you're hungry?
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PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37,
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she's a real peach, this one
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38,
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we're not having dinner
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39,
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straight to the cock
i like your style, classy bird
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:41,
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I hope he doesn't turn out to be
A DRIED-UP OLD FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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but now he's not?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:37,
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"twot"
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42,
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i hope you don't get r-apricot-ed!!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:35,
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Is it the 12th?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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yeah, she's going with the sultana brunei!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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Is it 'May 5th'?!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:36,
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slow and incorrect
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38,
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HIYAAA!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39,
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really monty
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:38,
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I know. Soz.
Have a great time. Make sure you tell someone where you're going etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:39,
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im not sure how i feel about it
So I'm watching tangled to make myself feel better
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42,
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I saw that with my daughter.
I thought it was 'acceptable'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44,
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i prefer princess and the frog if im honest
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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I have yet to have the pleasure of that one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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i thought you meant tangledupinblue then
i was thinking you had webcams on all of us
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49,
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what are you going to wear?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:41,
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are you asking about her APPLE-arel?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:42,
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She should wear a pear of shoes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:43,
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i wonder if the guy is a Tanger-marine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:43,
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do you eat dried pears naked ape DO YOU????
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44,
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do you eat dried apples Quintin DO YOU????
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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yeah i jsut didn't realise people ate dried pears too
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49,
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do me a favour Q?
can you flounce clock that poopants prick on /talk?
much love
xxxxxx
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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want me to do it foreverandeverandever?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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only as long as you can be arsed.
oh man, the memories. this is how we met!
xxxxx
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:49,
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so romantic xxxx
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50,
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oh gosh, I can't wait for that cinema trip
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52,
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me too
will you hold me during the scary bits and cover my eyes?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07,
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i don't know
I'm torn between dressing fiercely to show how awesome I can look
Or just not bothering because he's not worth it
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:44,
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fuckin furry
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:45,
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The latter.
He can get to fuck, the stupid wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:46,
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by not bothering do you mean in the nip?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:47,
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DEFINITELY dress to look all of teh awesome
there might be other hot guys there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:48,
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You are such a tart.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:53,
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you've met me twice now
what part of this surprises you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54,
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Hahahaha. None of it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55,
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then i rest my case
you ass-grabbing ass-burglar
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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Ass-burglar?
Sounds a bit gay.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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It does a teensy bit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59,
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THATS THE JOKE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:08,
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I don't think you're allowed to use as a weapon
that which you instigated.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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dude i can't help having a HAWT a$$
but i don't think that justifies him going at it like a horse eating apples through a wire fence
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06,
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I now have the most unfortunate mental image.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07,
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its a good point
But we're going to tgi fridays so probably not
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56,
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i've seen "cocktail"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56,
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fridays isn't quite the same
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:00,
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I'm not sure you'd be up for meeting
a latently homosexual cultist midget, anyway?
Edit: If you are, there's always Battered.
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06,
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oh....
....... but i thought it WAS a fridays? maybe things have gone downhill since the 80's.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:06,
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cover your face in shit and ask him if he wants to fuck your new ass
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50,
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Good advice, as usual
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:50,
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This works for me every time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:52,
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how many guys have you got into the sack with this?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:53,
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Last count, 36 and a half.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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you and your paraplegic fetish
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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ERR, NO.
I meant Battered.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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he used the ninja sword to chop his head off
and then sit on it, sexah teims!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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I have seen you do this.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:54,
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It's how you met, isn't it?
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Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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Yes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59,
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I can't believe I actually fell for it.
The overpowering stench is very persuasive.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:59,
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shouldn't you be pounding the streets on the rory campaign?
not wasting time hanging around here.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:55,
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Pounding rory's ass.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:56,
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i actually irl snorted at this
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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it's such an image
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:57,
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what campaign
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 15:58,
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check your sig
you dribbling spastic
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:07,
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thats so yesterday, dahling
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:19,
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