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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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RORY IS FREE
From ScaryDuck tweet "He's not banned. I told him off last month, and he looks like he was heavily Mod Edited a few days ago, but he's welcome to post"

In other news lying housemates web of bullshit seems to be crashing around her feet and it's fun watching her backtrack and panic. Biggest lie you ever told?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I convinced the world I didn't exist.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I'm really interested in what goes on in your house.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I'm sorry it's a ROFL news link. Go and count some fucking paperclips you bespectacled cunt.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
remember your breathing excercises and get your nebuilser
the landlord will be pissed off if the firecrew have to knock a hole in the wall agin
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Hey don't forget to check your work email. Something really important might come up...
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I'm more than capable of managing my workload thanks for asking, in fact i should be promoted in july and get a pay rise
but don't you trouble yourself with mattters ion the real world
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)

ion the real world? I hope you draft your work more carefully Spakkers.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Of course, but i don't give a shit a about a few typos on here
you can wobble with grammatical indignation as much as you want
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I don't care either but it's a free point. What are you going to spend your payrise on? May I suggest a dictionary and some tippex.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:39, Reply)
dunno, maybe some oak flooring

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Fuck me, you'll have the most pimped out flat on the estate guv.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)
You only have one room
Where are going to floor?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

+they
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
oops

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I haz many rooms!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I like and respect you

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)

wanna go steady?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I'll steadily post my shit through your postbox if you like

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)

number 3, NP18 1AD. pop along anytime sweetums.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Nah, i'd never lower myself to visit, let alone live in Newport

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I'm not asking you to move in you aggressive homosexual.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I am utterly crushed
I now know how your sofa must feel
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Well it is true that real people actually occupy space and have mass as opposed to your dinner party of imaginary guests. The kid's do that at school, in the role play area.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
When you start warping the space that you occupy due to your mass then you are in trouble

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I know priests are dodgy but I'm pretty sure none of them are wizards.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1614373
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Rory doing drama lols?
Very odd

Not sure on the lie. "This won't hurt a bit?"
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
It really did, my arse feels like i was fingerd by a Habinero

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
The cowhorn is indeed a massive beast

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Damn shame.
"I love you"
"Of course I've never cheated on you"
"Don't worry, I'll pull out"
etc
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
No, it's not in yet
*sobs*
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
You sicken me.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
You'll get over it.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)
To be fair I don't get the need for the last one.
I mean I'm a bareback or nothing guy, but I'd never pull out either. What's the point?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:07, Reply)
To come in her face obviously, you charmer.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Spunkytits

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I pretended I was from California in order to fuck a girl at the reading festival
next morning when I woke up and was Cornish again she huffed off and I never saw or heard from her again.

Bonus!
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
bogus duuuuuude!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Oh sorry what I meant to say was
Yes I've been tested, it came up clear.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
poor, poor oven glove :(
so itchy
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Don't worry, I've got some ointment

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I once claimed to be the heir to the throne of Moldova.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)
You are Jeff Colby AICMFP

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)
hahahahaha!!
wut?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Something do to with Dynasty I think

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I don't even.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Fuck that!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2143858/How-forgetful-Chinese-builders-attempt-construct-underground-car-park-AFTER-finished-original-block-flats.html
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I'm desperately waiting for a phone call back from the job I accepted on saturday night.
I've called up the office number and his personal number. I turned down a job for this, and I've had no reply to my email saying "yes, I'll go for it". I've already told the other jobs that I'm not available now and I don't think I can undo that.

Gnah.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Go round his house and punch his face.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I hope you are talking about Bobby

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Either or.
Trouble with punching Andy is that you could end up with your hand caught under a roll of flab and then you have to call your mate with a fork lift to move it.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)
127 hours later

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
That's how long Gonz should wait before calling.
He should also cut his own arm off and post it to the man.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Whats the appopriate amount of times I should call? My last one was at 1:30.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Not until the end of the day

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Call again tomorrow.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I can't really wait that long, I've got other people waiting on me.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Call again now.
It's not unreasonable to call twice in an hour and a half, especially if you're expecting a job.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)
YAY HE EMAILED ME BACK JUST NOW TO SAY THEY'RE JUST WRITING UP THE FORMAL LETTER

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
YAY! GO GONZO! GO GONZO! GO GONZO!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Turn up naked and crying to the office.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
you ever met any germans?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
I do.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
More news links!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2143745/Moment-woman-driver-attacks-cyclist-holds-traffic-country-lane.html?ICO=most_read_module
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
fucking cyclists

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Would!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
me too
I like them feisty
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
redheads be crazy.
There are some good pictures here.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2143912/Spanish-Grand-Prix-2012-horror-16-injured-broke-Williams-teams-garage.html
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Oh boy
The ZZ Top CDs I bought have just arrived!
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Licensed To Ill has turned up via eBay
along with Eddie Vedder - Into The Wild
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Mate of mine did a great graffiti tribute to MCA in Brighton.
arrestedmotion.com/2012/05/streets-aroe-mca-tribute/
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Which ones?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Come back, Roreeeeee!
I told your Mum I wouldn't muck on her face. And then I totally smurfed her!
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
*complicated pirate joke about Bluebeard*

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I smurfed your mum up the smurfpipe only this afternoon.
Loved it, she did.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Did you get any Papa on you?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Are you telling me that Rory doesn't want to play with us anymore? :(

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:01, Reply)
His mummy wont let him

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
stolen from other b3tans on facebook
i.imgur.com/iALm6.jpg
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)
hi chomp, have you ever met any germans
if so how many?

EDIT this question is open to everyone
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I have met a few germans in my time
nice enough group of people if you ask me.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
yeah, they got a bad rep but they're alright

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I once kissed a German girl on the lips
I've been waiting for the right question to come up on qotw for me to tell this exciting story.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
oooh! interesting, i'd definitely read it if you write it, but i'm hoping you won't
i tried it on with a german girl once and she showed me her bum but i didn't even get a kiss
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
That's pretty much the whole story there.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
are we the same person?
have i been your non-comedy account all this time?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I/we've been having a lot of identity issues

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
I think that got sorted earlier
Ape is the bent spastic one
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
i don't know who i am anymore

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)
If you're going to steal stuff from my facebook, you could at least let me have a picture of her bumhole.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I'm not going to send you bumhole pics.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Are you _sure_ you want me to use my imagination?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
rory left of his own free will....?
BAN RORY BURN HIM BAN RORY WHAT A PRICK

also, did i mention i saw some germans on saturday?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
What were they doing?
I met some germans when I as in germanland last march.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
first time i saw them they were just milling about all touristy like
deutschland = greater than england
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)
THEN WHY ARE WE CALLED GREAT BRITAIN EH?!?!?!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
how do i strikethrough my username

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
That only works for Germans

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Germans dont strike
through
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
You can't.
HTML tags don't work in the username bits.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
unicode doesn't work either.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
so how come baldmonkey does?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Theres was some code that broke the board, but I forgot it now. Something like
asdf asdfasdf asdpofjapsoejf
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

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(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Yup, that did it.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
cool, lemme try

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
you liar, it doesn't work at all
asdf asdfasdf asdpofjapsoejf
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)


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(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
that looks like a Tetris Exodus

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
When I'm burried, I want to be burried vertically.
No way is someone going to waste a good straight line block on a horizontal.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
𝕲𝕷𝕴𝕿𝕮𝕳𝕽

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

𝕲𝕷𝕴𝕿𝕮𝕳𝕽
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
plus TH ahs forced it on EVERY post under his
i'm gonna tke this as him being better than you
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
DON@T BREAK THE BOARD!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
TOO LATE!!!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:58, Reply)

https://www.facebook.com/glitchr
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

asdf asdfasdf asdpofjapsoejf
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Not like this

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I haz windows 7
I don't really understand it
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)
there are 8 windows in my office

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Oh fuck
In mine too!

*looks around suspiciously*
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
oh shit, now your me!
i was tangles now i'm you, wassgoinon?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I've got two windows

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
pshh, you're like 1/4th as good as me and thingy

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
What's the best thing you can see out of one of your windows?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
a yoga centre

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)
A lapdancing club

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Bet you can't wait for a 'punter' to slip a quid in to get your view back for another 60 seconds.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
My other login is a sportscow

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
My entire office wall is glass, i can look straight down to the car park

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)
so that's 1, even thundercunt is better than you

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Well no as it is split into large windows you fool

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)
how many then, you idiot?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
24

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
prick

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
HI EVERYONE!!!!!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Everyone is dead, Monty
EDIT* Everyone, except Quentin.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
And you, right?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I think I might be Quentin
Or he's me, or something.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
and I'm Sportscow

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
*TediousSpartacusjoke*

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
I'm Sportscowtacus!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
No, I'm sportscowtus

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
HI MOTNY I'M NOT DEAD

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
ME NEITHER!!!!!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Sorry Quentin
Monty is dead too now.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
so sorry for our loss, he was one of the best x

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Maybe I'm like Bruce Willis and I don't know I'm dead.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
:O!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
No I'm not!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
ITS A MIRACLE!!!!11!!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
i think i'd believe someone over you, monty

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Very wise. I am an epic liar.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
not sure if this makes you worthy of beheading with a samurai pimp
but i'll ask the filth
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
My sister is a Detective Inspector in the PIGS
and has just nicked six people in connection with stabbings in Southampton.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
chinny reckon

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Aint dat da trooth!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Hi Dr Nick!
Hi everyone else!

I'm considering getting a tablet. It's all very exciting.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Monty can sort you out

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I think I need Gonz really, though he'll just tell me to get teh newest ipad

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Stay away from drugs, b3th.
I'm 'high on life' and loving it. I suggest you do the same.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
i like tablet, it's a bit sickly but in little bits its alright

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
I'm not dead, woot for me!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Shit, I really was excited for a minute.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
My face is now sadder than a puppy who's had his tail trodden on and has been told off for eating the Sunday jont

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
fuck off, a dog would be well happy if it ate a whole sunday joint, even if you told it off

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
you could batter it blind and it'd still lick your face with raw meaty stuff

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Are you saying Battered is a dog?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
he's the hardest man here, i'm saying nothing

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
this is indeed true

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
yeah, you know

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)
yes you are, you're jsut in delayed shock

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
oh dear, what shall I do?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
lie down in a box and wait

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
ok now what?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Stop breathing.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

>_<
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Stop shitting too

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
daed people evacuate their bowels for hours
so i've heard
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Welsh ones?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
i fucking hate the fucken welsh
fuck em
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Journey's darker follow up single?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Did you see my Beasties link above?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I did not but now I have
I like it!
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
He's a talented artist.
But also a terrifying nutcase. I saw him break his neck once.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
His arrow tat is cool

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
He's a great chap.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)
HIIIIIIIII

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Haiyaaaaaa!!!!!!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Just 'cos Bruce Lee is your dad

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
omg bbz haiiii

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Hugz4U

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Afternoon m'lady

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I thought I'd pop back in to see what's gwarning and I don't understand anything.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Same old

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Understand this; everone here is a terrible bully

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
*sobs*
Leave Lampito alone!
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Here's your white charger.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
*mounts horse*
*spunks*
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
*plugs in ipod*
thanks.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Tee hee

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)
They're all cunts, Lampers.
All of them.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I am, no word of a lie,
listening to the first 30 seconds of Rush on repeat because it's in my head.

What's the name of the mix you try to emulate? I remember you posted a youtube link a while ago but I cna't be bothered to look for it.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
DJ QBert's 'Demolition Pumpkin Squeeze'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WEytN7FQIo
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)
That whole mix is FRICKEN 'A', DUDE.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I can't get any further than about a minute in on the original song, he's a bit highpitched for my liking.
V. grateful darling, hope you are well.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Rush are shit, the singing is shit.
All they have going for them is that intro. Therein lies the magic of 'old skool breakbeat' DJing - you only get the good bits.

I'm AOK mon. I trust you are too.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Fucking Dionysus on my back yo.
I'll be grand in 10 days or so. Or shitting myself as I'll have fucked up my degree. WHOOOOOOPS
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Give me a shout when you are FREEEEEEEEE

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Will do.
Hopefully jaunting off to La Belle Belgium after exams are over, then home, then PARTY TIME
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)
lampito, lampito, rhymes with flampito

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)
lumpito

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
oh hai there.
It's yourself, is it?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
It is indeed
I have an exam tomorrow and I am not as scared as I really should be.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Hello you
that's because you'll be absolutely fine.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Thanks for the encouragement.
I feel your faith is misplaced but it's nice :) Hope you're well!
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Nah you'll be reet
I want a Masters beigel buddy for next year!

EDIT - I presume you need a 2i?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Ooh, do you have an offer? What department?
Yeah, though I was told if I get a borderline they might still consider me, but blargh.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I'm so glad.
That has really really made my day complete.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Cream'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Hey look, it seems that Toll Roads aren't popular and therefore aren't a very good investment. Who knew!?
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/may/14/m6-toll-road-cuts-value
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I for one am MEGA-SHOCKED.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
It is more shocking than the news that you take drugs.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:37, Reply)
You'd never guess, to look at me, right?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)
did you know that 'Toll!'
is german for 'Great!'

Toll!
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Geil!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)
what?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Angel is the Centrefold lolz

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
BAgpipes
or fiddle, or whatever it is they play that durrr-durr-de-dur-der-dur bit with
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I hated that song as a boy.
I had no idea that for a good part of the 70s they were fucking great.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)
¬o/' was?
someone gave me a copy of the sun today, i did the crossword and looked at the boobs

good boobs today
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Gave=went into a newsagents and gave money for.
You ain't fooling us sunshine.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)
zif
joe gave it to me after lunch, he was stuck on the crossword as he didn't know the iceni or roman basilica
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Well,
that's Joe all over for you.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)

it sure is
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Does the Sun have a mirror in it now?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
no, i don't know you mean mirror the paper or mirror the shiny glass :(

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I'm implying you could see your own pendulous breasts in the shiny reflection of a shit paper.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)
oh right

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)
The literal translation is 'sexy' or 'horny'
but it's a general slang expression for 'fab' in German.

And also reminds me of what I call the Gay Giles Band.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Brandreth lolz
Also someone on here lolz.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)
what?
Do we have a Giles? I know we have several benders.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)
We do.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)
oooo
there's posh.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
There's bent.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
ICH BIN GEIL-Y, GEIL-Y GEIL-Y GEIL-Y GEIL-Y
ZO GEIL-Y, GEIL-Y GEIL-Y, GEIL-Y, ICH BIN ZO GEIL-Y DIESEM ABEND
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Yeah
except that he actually was German, and he sang in English.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)
zwei bier bitte

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)
J Geils is from Boston.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
I think he's referring to Mousse T

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
hot n juicy

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I don't think Mousse T ever sang
he was just a "DJ" and "Producer"
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
HOT N JUICY

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
and "cunt"

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
There was a fucking brilliant debate on Radio 4 today at 12
There was a woman saying that porn should be banned and that it was clearly easy because Talk Talk said they could do it. And this guy came on and said, "okay, what about the Sun, should that be banned because of the breasts?" and she went "errrrr, well, maybe" and he pointed out that that is exactly why filters don't work because you can't have a maybe.

It was great radio.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
the sun should be banned

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Unfortunately radio here is Key103, or something like that.
Brain numbing, commercial dance crap.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
radio 4 is national, you do know that?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
The 808 State show used to be good* - wasn't that on Key?
My brother used to send me tapes in the rave era.


*better than their shit records, anyway
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)
They have a playlist of about 6 tracks, all shit.
The evening stuff's ok, but the daytime list is pants.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I love listening to stupid arguments being ripped to shreds.
It's just very sad that it seems to be mostly ill-informed women who spout shit on national TV and radio.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Don't forget "shrill"

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Yes, but
it's a well-established fact that volume and vehemence can make up for any lack of facts and logic.

See any argument about paedophiles, criminals, and the sanctity of marriage.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
i don't think boobs in the sun does any harm if kids see it, but its the objectification of women, and the leering blokes that make it should be banned
i don't see the harm in porn being banned by your ISP too either, sure parents should be smart enough to block those sites from their kids, but most aren't

if it's blocked at teh ISP and you have to opt-in, fair enough
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
"think of the CHILDREN"
or

"If legislation 'X' stops one child being 'Yd' then it'll be worth it"
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
i think you should be banned from looking at porn permanently

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
And from posting on here.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
and breathing

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
We tried this earlier. Did he listen? Did he shit.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)
+ in a bag

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
My brother's old flatmate went into care work
and looked after Fanny and Johhny Craddock in their final declines: dozens of carrierbags of their shit lining the hallway, apparently.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I hope your bags of shit turn out like Fanny's

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Sounds like a George Formby song.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)
That's twice today you've missed an old cunt cultural reference.
Do keep up, man. You're meant to be older than I am.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Ah yes I remember that one now.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)
he'd seem small if he had a big guitar

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)
you seem to laugh at everything, you big mental

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:26, Reply)
hahahahaha

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:27, Reply)
hahahahhaha?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)
That's right, 'hahahahahahahaha'

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)
hahahahahaha!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:29, Reply)
I know!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:29, Reply)
(ha)

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I'd love to see one of those arguments
where a paedo comes on and says 'I am thinking of the children. That's what I do.'
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Scaryduck lolz

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
*nawtysteps*

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
how is saying that porn should be banned is like saying boobs in the sun should be banned and thinking thats' an argument against it?
boobs in the sun should be banned
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Burnt nipples innit.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
squirt ambre solaire on em

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
or leave a mini cheddar over each one
then at the end of the day your lover gets a cheesy baked treat
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
Hahahahahahhahah

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I used to fucking love Charlie Wolf and Mike Mendoza on TalkSport.
James Whale is pretty good, I've grown up listening to him - always liking talk radio growing up - he's on LBC now.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)
James Whale is a dreadful, dreadful man.
And I mean 'Nigel Farage' dreadful.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Hey you
Do I get an ipad 3 or a nice android tablet? I like android, the swype function is good and I'm not an apple fangirl.
But I have to sell my ipod and ebook to make room for a tablet, and if I sell the ipod I'll need a decent MP3 player.

Hmmm.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Wait a month, there are possiblities of apple announcing a budget iPad / 7" one at the WWDC.
Apple are going to do some massive things inside a month's time, and it looks like about half their products are going to get updated with the possiblity of new lines.

wp.me/p1lYhq-Ch
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)
But I like the 10" screen on the 'not ipad 3'
Does it have the same mp3 functionality as the ipod touch?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Cool, I love my iPad, it's only second to my laptop and mobile when it comes to most used gadget...
... and laptop doesn't really count as a gadget, it's a primary computer that I use. The iPad has changed the way I consume information.

Yup, it has wicked music'n'video'n'streaming functions, it's great at that. I plug mine into the doc thing I use it as a radio as I fall asleep.

If I could afford it, I'd upgrade to the new ipad from ipad 1, I'd only go for the 16gb one though.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:27, Reply)
I carry at least 20gb of music about with me though
but I don't need 3g/4g, wifi would be enough. i can get a 32gb ipad 3 for less than 500. It wouldn't fit in my little dock though.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:34, Reply)
4G doesn't exist in the UK at this point in time. I've no doubt that apple's move over to LTE will get the ball rolling faster this year..
... but it's a political rather than technical reason why it isn't here yet.

The big thing last year is Cloud... you have access to your entire music libary anywhere you have a connection, and have to be a little bit choosy (limiting it to a good hundred albums or soo) if you're taking it offline. That'll still give lots of room for books, magazines, telly and films.

Yeah', that's one of the bitches, the dock side of things. I found a wicked one here: www.google.co.uk/products/catalog?hl=en&safe=off&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1897&bih=1083&q=altec+ipad+dock&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=16963178820574418703&sa=X&ei=tTWxT4vREuWs0QWE0fS8CQ&ved=0CIUBEPMCMAE

I guess because I'm using my iphone for mp3, ps vita for films, it allows for me to have less on each device as they have different uses.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)
I listened to LBC the other day, it appeared to be a Labour propogander station

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)
It stands for 'Labourite Bent Cunts', didn't you know?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)
That's just because you're a fucking selfish retard.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Stop wringing your hands, you'll get blisters

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I'll smear tofu on them to ease the pain.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)

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