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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:37,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Sod it,I'm going to the pub, to drink scrumpy. I'll shortly be talking bollocks, so good night.
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wait...is this the start of the Laughing Gnome? Have you gone over to the BOwie side?
OH OH, this made me lol the other day - was playing JJR in the car and told my friend it was the band I'd gone to see, she said "what..you went to see David Bowie?"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:53,
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Fucking EH?That is downright menkle. They're as musically opposed as, say, Val Doonican and Extreme Noise Terror.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:54,
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aye, but remembering thathas made me lol again.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:55,
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you know, JJR, the follow on from YMCAIt stands for jews, juveniles and rapists
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Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhhhoohooohoohoooohoo(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:56,
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I understand The Laughing Gnome was Bowie's attempt at Syd Barrett style English whimsy.Sadly for old David, it was more 'English Mimsy'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 17:56,
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I just reached a new lowcurrently cooking a Vesta meal for one :( I just wanted the crispy noodles
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:17,
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i just went to reply to this and hit ignore.bit harsh even with this shocking confession. I'm making my fucking delicious and very cheap dal tonight.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:21,
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so you're ignoring me?*cries*
*deletes account, kills self*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:28,
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while Monty dal-eats and fills himself(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:05,
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I should probably eat soonbut im too lazy
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:27,
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chew on a passing dog or something(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:29,
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I would but my flat is too high up(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:31,
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Its not that highnow can you see my dilemma?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:38,
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pigeons happen at all levels`(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:39,
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You will ruin your taste buds for good. A bit like licking out Naked Ape's mum's cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:33,
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verdict:chow main bit: not as nice as I remember from childhood
crispy noodles: still awesome
Sense of lonely despair as I realise I've finally given in and eaten a special 'meal for one': brand new and ensaddening
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:35,
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So what you're saying here is, those who claimed insider knowledge about Rory being banned, are full of shit?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:52,
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that's exactly what I'm saying bruv.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:55,
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Yeah too true. Can't believe I fell for the lies.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:00,
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They tried to make a fool out of all of us, they lead us to believe they were in a position of power and trust.It's almost as if they thought this kind of juicy gossip would gain them unwarranted credibility and dispensed with the deceit in the vain attempt to gain illicit attention where as none of it was deserved. Naturally, the claims of "just trolling" would be made now the cold hard light of fact has made the day.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:12,
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So does this mean Rory is quentin?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:18,
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LOL!nah, you're alright you are.
why is everyone pissed with you?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:21,
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it's so truewe have a parade to celebrate him next week
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:24,
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arh man you've ruined the surprise!It's a good job my B-boy Battered isn't here, otherwise it'd all kick off
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:32,
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i had a 'meal for one'I think this means I have given up all hope
you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:29,
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I@ve still not seen it :(I might go sometme this week. I hear it's pretty awesome.
anyway, gtg, pub quiz to lose
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:32,
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I went to a pub quiz last night, insisted we call our team "The Avengers"True story
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did you win?we didn't win. three fucking weeks in a row we haven't won.
i think i'm becoming thick.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:45,
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Nah, fifthOut of 13 so no shame. There are two teams who go every week and take turns to win. But last night there was a DISNEY ROUND
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we had a wacky races roundwhich we failed spectacularly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:52,
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Could be worseYou could have had a "meal for two".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:40,
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OH MY DEAR SWEET CHAINED PHOSPHERIOUS, MY BROING, MY BROVER.....you deserve so much more.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:42,
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It was carbonara tortelloni and a tomato and basil sauce. I didn't eat all of it, maybe 1.5 portions.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:51,
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You know they make the portions tiny(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:55,
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I can't picture how that works, unless its two packets for one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:56,
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you know, tortellini stuffed with prosciutto and soft cheeseFrom one pack and a tub of tomato and basil sauce. Sauce in the microwave and pasta in a saucepan of boiling water.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:05,
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I just made the most grimmest looking but fucking nice soup in the world, it contains...Chicken stock, canned sweetcorn, seafood sticks, water chestnuts, crayfish tails, chives, an egg.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:30,
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that sounds fucking disgusting.but probably still nicer than my ww pizza
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:44,
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You are correct. On all counts.Wafer thin pizza with plastic cheese is pretty much as you would expect.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:55,
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Making soup from scratch generally does, yes.but it's pretty quick and very little hassle.
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Thanks, but I probably wouldn't use it.I'm not great at doing cooking from scratch.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 May 2012, 21:10,
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Think of chinese sweetcorn'n'crabmeat soup.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 20:53,
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still sounds awful.i don't do sweetcorn or seafood, so.... yuck.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 May 2012, 20:54,
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It's kindda a key thing to enjoying it, liking sweetcorn and seafood.In the end my facebook ad campaign cost me 11p/click, and now when I post something, 55.5k people see it, and 181 people are 'talking aout this', which is an interaction of some kind
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:01,
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That sounds like a pretty good return.Have you decided to keep it going?
I looked at it last night, and I'm not entirely sure how I would target an advert. Basically, I want footfall on my site. I'm hoping if I get the views, I'll get at least a fair conversion rate, but I don't know whether to do it now or wait until I have more content.
In other news, ipad 3 has been orde4red. Should be able to pick it up by Friday. *glees*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 May 2012, 21:05,
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Nah', not for now, but I will do next month, it's not comercialised enough yet.I'm gonna be honest, I can't currently see how your brand covers the football demographic, I'd say new mums would be better. i don't mean that in any insulting way, it's just that I can picture them enjoying your content more so.
Oh sweet ! What one did you go for? You'll love it, they rock =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:23,
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This is you, isn't it?www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM
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