Is it your penis that you're implying? Because I reckon thats why elephants have trunks, so they can get blowjobs.
A guraff once tried to go down on me, couldn't get all the way in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They wouldn't need such long trunks if they didn't have such small cocks.
Thought for the day, there.
( Kroney, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I was implying the size of my penis yes.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Say what you like about Gonz, he's fucking SHARP.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I don't know how you expect me to compete with that, mine barely scales to a pony.
Would you promise me one thing, just one.... that you'll never go in beyond 10 inches, 12 on your birthday. I'd like some tire on the tracks when I take her out for a ride.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I'm going to link her to this post.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Tred on the tire, not tire on the tracks.
Oh god, I hate to think what you think of me after that mistake =S
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)