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Adam asked me to let you know that he's actually way super cool.(is that right fris?)
what do you think is way super cool? I like frisbee, it's awesome!
alt: what's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?
alt alt: what question would you ask?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:26,
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no probs dude, this should certainly help!nah, all joking aside you're alright really. when you do get all srs bznss
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:30,
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See? I TOLD you Adam was good peopleBut does anyone listen to me? DO THEY FUCK. I'M LEAVING FOREVER.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:36,
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I really try Frisbee and everyone just ignores meIs it because I'm ugly? You can tell me. It's because I'm fat and ugly isn't it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:48,
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www.toonhole.com/comics/2011-12-19-143_SleepingGoodPersonality.jpg
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:50,
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I'm pretty sure Friz was way more entertaining than Fris11 FRONT PAGES AND A DEAD BABY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:28,
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LOL! HE HAD A MASSIVE FACE!!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:29,
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THAT@S NO MOON !!!!!!!! IT@S FRIZ@S FACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:31,
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I love the luke warm sentiment expressed by Manolith there(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:40,
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You should post negative comments after everything he writes, that'll show him(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:44,
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Maybe he just needs to get to know you(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47,
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I understand, I really doAnd he is ludicrously tall. I mean, it doesn't even make sense. He's like a genetic freak. Like a big giant hippy.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:02,
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I lolled at the durex comment(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:43,
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He still has his very own You tube channel !!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:49,
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he's so coolHe should totally go on Britains Got Talent, he could beat a dancing dog and pair of opera fatties no probs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:52,
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I thought you were dead?Or had gone to mediatate and "find yourself"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:30,
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I've started my own cult, it's well skillz(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:31,
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Adam is as cool as lava, which I think you will agree isn't very cool at alll!!!alt: whole pizza maybe...I'm not really into massive gluttony
altalt: Why is Adam such cock jockey
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:29,
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14" I think, it was pretty big anywaybro story great
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:33,
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that's not bad but it's not exactly man vs food.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:36,
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There is something strangely fascinating about that programme. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:37,
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By all respects I shouldn't like it, but I doI guess not all people called Adam are utter bellends
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38,
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hey now! frisbee is alright.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:40,
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What I can't figure outis why I secretly fancy the guy on Man v Food.
I mean, watching people eat is a pretty big turn off. Especially when they're eating THAT much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 11:43,
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well, he clearly has strong jaw muscles.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:46,
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and he loves fish!oh man, your dreams are sorted tonight.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:50,
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that was my point I guessThe huge eating challenges on that program put me off eating. Although i would like to visit some of the "restaurants" he goes to
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:37,
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the one that gets me is heat seekers.they make every meal look like they're eating a fresh dog egg.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38,
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eh? Do you mean the super spicy challenges?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:40,
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yeah, they gurn and spew their way thorugh it. how the fuck is that supposed to be appealing?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41,
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it's stoopid is waht it isturns out there is a list of everywhere he's been on the shows webssite, if I ever make it to America I'm totally gonna visit a couple
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:42,
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I like triple D, the guy is a cunt but some of the fooood looks well yum.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:45,
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INORITEI have a massive CRT piece of shit with an internal ariel like some sort of council estate povvo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:51,
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steal yourself a better one.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:54,
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Because I wanna take a ride on your disco stick or something(
Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47,
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Altalt; where have you been Rory? Apparently you weren't stepped?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:30,
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Banned man, severeI've taken legal advise and am able to categorically state that I 'heard' that Scaryduck was a nonce. Make of that what you will
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:33,
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So he's a liar as well as a kiddie fiddler then?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38,
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Surely the two go hand in hand? like his children, all the way to "daddy's special room"
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He's a Fritzl as well.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41,
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Are you going to believe someone who I only heard is wanted by Interpol for sex offences against children(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:40,
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My advice remains the same, Rory:You should not mention his ex wife kicking him out for being an alcoholic paedophile.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:44,
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She could never quite work out why thier kids had such usually large arseholes at six months old, until he was so drunk he fell asleep midway through his latest (alledged) horrific raping(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:48,
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I heard he is on the offenders register. The dirty nonce. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:49,
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I don't believe anything on the Internet. That's why I think I'm thin.
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Best cut the inside labels off all your clothes too(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:50,
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Clothes? I wrap myself in bin bags and draw the stitching on in tippex.
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www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/s/2113877_obscene_graffiti_on_olympics_cycling_route
Alt: Probs Xmas dinner, mightm ake it to the cheese and biscuits one of these years.
Altalt: Why doesn't Carl Weathers get more starring roles?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:35,
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yeah, lots of food at crimbo!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:37,
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Because people keep mistaking him for Joseph Kony(
Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:48,
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I once ate 5 Big Macs in one go. Did NOT feel good after that.I also once ate a bucket of profiteroles. There were 30 profiteroles in it, but my missus had some too. Only about 4 or 5 though.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:38,
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INORITE!That was a really long time ago mind. Wouldn't be able to manage that now.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:39,
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shit, this is more like it!I went to the shops yestarday on my own and had a sneaky quarterponder with cheese large meal and then a mcflurry, then a mere 2 hours later I had dinner. large mince pie and some veg!
lolololololfatty!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:40,
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Didn't spend too long thinking of what to order then?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41,
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SECRETSCOFFWhen I used to get the bus to work I would occasionally get a sausage & egg McMuffin on the way. You know. For a fucking treat.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41,
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*slew* cor! I'm getting hungry now.might have a trifle!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:43,
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I'm well up for a slap-up feastMaybe a massive pile of mash with 30 or 40 bangers sticking out the top.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:44,
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If anyone has to tell you they're cool, then they're not.Like me. I'm staggeringly uncool. Not only am I old, but I'm a scifi nerd. And I play computer games. In fact, I suspect I'm really a fourteen year old boy, and I've just never noticed.
Alt: wrong question to ask a massive internet fatty.
Alt Alt: how now, brown cow?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 11:41,
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I was going to mention your limping gait and constant shrieks of pain due to your osteoarthritis but I didn't want to rub it in(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:52,
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That's probably why mr B3th likes you, the big nonce(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:44,
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c'mon! share your fatty stories.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:47,
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Way super cool? Liquid Helium.Alt: In the late lamented Denbigh arms in Monks Kirby I once ate their 'Earls delight' mixed grill.
IIRC it was a 20 oz steak. 12 oz gammon, 2 chicken breasts, 2 sausages, 2 eggs, onion rings and chips.
I was not a well boy after that lot.
Alt:Alt: Where's the best guitar shop you know?
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I've never really seen the appeal of a mixed grillthey always seem rather plain
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:49,
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\o/Now if I can just find a tdeious youtube link that very few people can watch at work...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:56,
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Leave it out Ape, you'll always be the better man with your filled Travertine floor tiling in the en suite(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:58,
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I DO HAVE TRASVATINE TILES, but no ensuite :(They were recovered from the Napoli that ran aground off Devon.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:59,
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You need to shoe horn this important fact into more posts(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:00,
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some of it does, would you like to hear it?Maybe your new flat will have some exciting material based anecdotes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:02,
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did you get meat sweats?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:52,
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Bunged up like I'd been eating plaster of paris for three daysI know - TMI!
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Playing an instrument well will always be supercool.
alt: A small hamlet in somerset.
alt alt: What EAL strategies enable learners to gain full access of the curriculum?
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yeah those triangle players are always fighting off the minge.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:03,
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Every time I play a tune on my recorderI'm beating them off with a shitty stick.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:05,
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it's like the air instrument cool assessment scalev few people are actually cool enough to get an air guitar. you might be air drums, based on what i've seen, which isn't bad.
anyway, air recorder is absolutely the lowest of the low. only air triangle is worse. and air backing singer.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:06,
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hahaha yeah! you sure got this joke!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08,
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ah, i SEEthere's only the one reference allowed per subthread? marvellous. thanks so much for clarifying, you're the very very best xx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:12,
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keep making tenuous 'jokes' your life sweethart.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:14,
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if you don't know the AWESOME highs of playing that air trianglethen i feel very very sorry for you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:16,
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you can strum my hairy banjo if you like.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:18,
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hallmark are recruiting for soppy card writersi might steal this and apply
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:20,
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everytime the girls find out I can play the tympaniBOOM! the pants just fly off. GOD it's so tedious.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:07,
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It's a cool violinist thingYou just don't get it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:14,
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I hate it when violinists play something modern adn shake their heads all oiver the place(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:19,
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i actually said the words "super cute" about someone's baby the other day (it wasn't)urgh, time to DMAAKM
alt: nothing very exciting, just something like a homemade pasta bake when tomorrow's leftovers become today's seconds.
altalt: it's like you don't care what we're all having for lunch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:05,
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I know a baby that looks liuke it should be in a jar at the Natural History Museum(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08,
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that "leave the internet baby" that sportscow posts is pretty hanging(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08,
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good lord noi love my nieces and nephew very much, but they pissed right all over that idea for me. my brother has to pretend he needs a super-long shit just to get 5 mins of peace.
no thanks!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:11,
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Nothing like a bit of alone time on the bog(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13,
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Certainly beats this...www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18100847#TWEET145694
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:16,
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babies make my ovaries shrivel up and cringeas do kids of any age being bratty and annoying. Which is pretty much all kids.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 12:15,
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oh man, I forgot about the lunch thread :'(I hope adam finally gets round to killing me.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:09,
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you could always do it yourself first? that'd show him(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13,
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he has to learn on his own now, he's a big boy.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:14,
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Alt: I ONCE HAD A SECOND PORTION! LOL!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:09,
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Alt: Recently two 18" pizzas. Only because I was told I couldn't do it and I'm stupidly competitive. I SHOWED THEM!
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you sure did baz, you sure did.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:10,
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I suspect he will spend some of YOUR TAX MONEY on nasty overpriced clothing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13,
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probably some massive drugz and the 04/05 fulham season highights dvd(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13,
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woah! what kind of student/football fan are you?a terrible one, that's what!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:17,
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2!!! fuck me that's insane. The Turkish place near us does a 16" pizza and I can't finish it.
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It took ages and I didn't eat anything the next day. It was a most shameful thing to do. The self-loathing afterwards was indescribable.
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All my defecations are long, drawn out affairs which require half a bog roll. Increased food intake makes no difference.
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and less being a fast food munchiung fatty(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:25,
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so the new /qotw is "sex toys"?well. THIS can only end well.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:38,
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I just had WORDS with a corner shop owner in cockfosters that I've been going to since I was in a buggy (litterally).I gave him a tenner and he gave me change for a fiver. Fucking piece of shit cunt, made him count the till but he checked the figure what it was supposed to be first, I then asked to see the CCTV and he told me it didn't work.
I always support my local corner shops. Even when the one in cockfosters didn't rip up my lottery tickets when I was sure there was a £10 winner in there. But it's fucking hard when they employ their little theifing shitcunt family.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:39,
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cheer uphttps://twitter.com/#!/warrenchrismas/status/202737193016492032/photo/1
and hello
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That's ace that is.Alright mate?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:13,
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could you have given him a fiver?did you check your wallet against your bank account?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:47,
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I didn't have a £5 note on me =S(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 17 May 2012, 13:13,
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if the cctv didnt workWhy didnt you get out a hammer of justice and smash his teeth in before taking your change out of the till
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