I have an apple but I also have a blackberry running on Orange
I can't remember what date I got them, but the raisons were clear at the lime
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My phone contract is up for renewal. I don't want to replace my iPhone with another smart phone, as I have a blackberry for work and an iPad.
However I have no idea what sort of 'normal' phone to get.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

a tele

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Get one of those 'old fart' phones with massive buttons so you don't get confused.
Alternatively, mr b3th has a rugged JCB phone with a laser pointer and a torch and shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Does he wear it clipped to his belt?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Round his neck like a panic button
b3th, come quickly! I can't reach the bourbons!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

He doesn't need a panic button
Every five minutes, it's "(b3th's nickname)! How do you spell X? Where's Y? Come and look at some random shit I found on the internet!"

It's like having kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

It's not
You need more shitty nappies and piss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Give it a year or so...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

BUT WHAT ABOUT MR B3TH?!!?!?!!111!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

a ha ha ha ha ha.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

That is surely not too far away now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

too slow

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I know, I'm typing like an old man.
Does that turn you on, b3th?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Like you wouldn't believe

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

She's rubbing one out right now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Shh. Don't tell everyone.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I'm in ur computa
watching u wank
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Not usually.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Bastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

funt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)