He doesn't need a panic button
Every five minutes, it's "(b3th's nickname)! How do you spell X? Where's Y? Come and look at some random shit I found on the internet!"

It's like having kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It's not
You need more shitty nappies and piss
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Give it a year or so...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

BUT WHAT ABOUT MR B3TH?!!?!?!!111!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

a ha ha ha ha ha.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

That is surely not too far away now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

too slow

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I know, I'm typing like an old man.
Does that turn you on, b3th?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Like you wouldn't believe

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

She's rubbing one out right now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Shh. Don't tell everyone.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I'm in ur computa
watching u wank
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)