How about a 'news' link?
PM needs to fuck off back to mumsnet
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 May 2012, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think they should be fucking mandatory.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Well, yes, I agree that most people seem to have no fucking idea how to raise civilised children
but it would be nice to think they learn it from their family and not through state-sponsored stating-the-bloody-obvious lessons.

Then again, childrearing is hardly my area of expertise, and it's not something I ever want to have anything to do with.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 May 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Scaryduck's the expert on 'child rearing', that's what I heard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

ScaryGadd deleted my response to his post in the sex toys QOTW.
I asked him if he'd ever used sex toys on his kids.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I wonder how you'd take it if a bunch of people accused you of abusing your child online.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Shall we give it a go and find out?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

No, that would be childish, I just think battered is being a bit double standardy

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I think someone did in the past. Can't remember who though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Me, you fucking nonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:24, Reply)

It would be nice for that to happen, but not everyone has a family.
And also "how it's always been done" isn't the same as the best advice available at the moment. You wouldn't have farmers using the same technique through generations and that practice is nearly as old as child raising.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Like I said, I'm not personally involved in the process
so I don't really have any idea how it should be done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 May 2012, 11:48, Reply)

You're rubbish
need some mothers back on here to get all angry about it. Where's Chicken lady when you need her.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Chickenlady could talk about parenting AND farming techniques.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Basically the same thing except you're the one being milked.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)

the two aren't that dissimilar

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)

What, news threads?
I'd never have guessed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Not for me, ta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)